Bon jour peoples! I don't know if I can write as long of a chapter as last time, cause I don't have any music right now, but whatever. Here's ch.10!
I do not own Naruto
The next morning for TenTen, was basically how it was the previous day, but now, it was the 2nd day of school and TenTen was ready for revenge.
Today, TenTen decided to wear brown capri's, and a striped, white and blue polo, with brown converse sneakers. I cannot wait to see Ino and Kiba's faces today at school once they realize that they've played the wrong tape. And if I'm right, they'll either post it on every computer in the school, or play it on the screen that's in the cafeteria at lunch. TenTen eagerly thought. They'll probably display it at lunch time, so that more people will see it. Man I can't wait! I'm just glad that I have the same lunch period as the, today…
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"Hey guys!" TenTen said really cheerful at lunch time as she sat down at her lunch table with her friends Naruto, Hinata, Chouji, Shikamaru, and Shino Abarame.
"Why are you so happy?" Chouji asked as took a handful of chips and stuffed them in his month and began to munch happily.
"Oh no particular reason." TenTen said with a smile as she unwrapped her roast beef sandwich.
"Whatever." Shikamaru said in his usual bored tone.
Okay. I've been waiting all day for this, and it's finally lunch time. YES! TenTen thought all eager like as she turned to look at the popular people's lunch table in the center of the cafeteria. Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Lee, Ino, Kankuro, Kiba, and Temari, were all sitting down chatting. Come on, come on! TenTen anxiously thought.
Then, Ino went up to Kiba and whispered something in his ear, and Kiba nodded, as he pulled out his video camera from his backpack. Yes! Finally, I've been waiting all day. TenTen thought as she put her hands together and rubbed them with a crazy glint in her eye.
"Uhh... TenTen?" Naruto asked cautiously.
"What?" TenTen replied as she turned and faced him.
"Are you okay? You've a crazy look in you're eye, like the one you get right before you're about to kill someone." Naruto said.
Yeah. Only I'll be destroying reputations, not lives! TenTen thought before responding. "Oh I'm fine-just excited. That's all."
Naruto just raised an eyebrow, but said nothing.
TenTen turned back and looked at Ino and Kiba who were now making their way towards the projector.
"Yo people!" Kiba yelled as he cuffed his hands around his mouth, to make his voice louder. "Listen up!"
The cafeteria quieted down. TenTen smirked. "We wanna show you guys a little something, so if you could please dim the lights." Ino said and some kid in the back shut the lights off. "Oh thanks. Kiba would you please hook up the camera." Ino said. "Of course." Kiba said as he hooked up the camera.
Here it comes! TenTen thought as she looked up at the screen which was now black….
A 4 year old Ino and a 5 year old Kiba come into view. They are at the school playground outside…
"Hi mommy! Hi daddy!" Ino says to the camera. Kiba just has a pained expression on his face and is jumping up and down holding his pants.
"Wait! This doesn't sound like TenTen, Kiba!" Ino said warningly to Kiba.
"Oh crap! That's because it's not!" Kiba says pointing up at the screen
"Mommy, Daddy! Watch us go on the see-saw!" Ino says as she grabs Kiba's arm and drags him over to the see-saw.
"Holy shit! Turn this fucking thing off now!" Ino screams at Kiba. "I can't! My camera's like screwed!" Kiba replied panicking as he attempts to shut it off.
"Oh god I'm screwed!" Ino moaned as she smacks her forehead.
"So am I retard!" Kiba yells.
"Nooooo! Ino! I have to go! BADLY!!" Kiba moaned as Ino drags him over to the see-saw.
"I don't care!" Ino said. Kiba and Ino then reached the see-saw. "We go on at the same time." Ino instructed. Kiba just nodded. So as Ino began to get on, Kiba gets on, dragging his side down, and the other side up, whacking Ino in the face.
The people in the cafeteria started laughing.
"Oh my God!" Ino said exasperated. Kiba just shuts his eyes, wishing the whole scene away.
TenTen laughed, knowing that the worst had yet to come.
"OWWWWWWWW!!" Ino yells, falling back and clutching a bloody nose.
"Oh sweetie, are you okay?" Mrs. Yamananka said rushing over to Ino. Ino just pushes her away, while their dad does nothing and continues to record.
"KIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ino yells! (Just so u know, Ino was like a demon child growing up, and still is. Kiba was kind of like a softee as a child)
Kiba gets off the see-saw and is laughing, but still holding his pants. "Sorry! But I have to go!" Kiba said as he ran past Ino and ran into a near-by bush.
Ino not realizing that Kiba was 'going', grabs a handful of mud, and runs over to the bush.
"AHHHHHHHH!!" Ino shrieked, as she ran into the bush, surprising Kiba as he was pissing, which made him turn around and piss all over Ino.
"Oh my God!" TenTen heard a few people say as, they watched what was going on.
"Move!" Ino said as she shoved Kiba aside and tried pressing and pushing all the buttons on the camera, but nothing worked. "Oh my fucking god!!!" Ino said as she slid under a near-by table.
"I hate you!!!!" Ino shrieked, as she wiped away the liquid from her face with one hand, and threw the mud at Kiba, with her other hand.
The mud, hit Kiba, straight on, in the face. "AAAA!" Kiba yelled and began to chase Ino, forgetting to pull up his pants, or wipe away the mud. Ino shrieked and began running away.
As Ino was running away, she didn't notice that the blood from her nose was dripping all over the place. She also didn't notice the tree branch lying on the ground, and she tripped over it, and fell face-first into a giant mud puddle.
Kiba also tripped cause of his pants, but got back up, still forgetting to pull up his pants..
"AAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!" Ino screamed as got out of the mud, crying, and tackled Kiba to the ground.
Then there was a loud "RIP!!!" sound- Ino had ripped Kiba's shirt to shreds in her fit of rage, and Kiba was standing there, practically naked.
"Honey! Shut the camera off!" Mrs. Yamananka said to her husband as the screen went black….
Everyone was cracking up, and laughing their heads off. Ino, got out from under the table and screamed "My life is over!", and ran out the cafeteria as many people pointed and laughed at her.
Kiba just stood there stunned. Then he looked up and made eye-contact with TenTen. "YOU!" he yelled as he pointed his finger at her, and began making his way over to her table.
"Oh shit!" TenTen said.
"Wait! Don't tell me that you're the one who put that tape in the camera?" Naruto said asking TenTen.
TenTen just nodded, keeping her eyes on Kiba as he made his way through the cafeteria.
"Nice!" Naruto said.
"Uh-huh." TenTen said a little scared because, Kiba had a look that could kill on, and all the doors were on the other side of the cafeteria.
All TenTen could do was hope for a miracle. Something like-
CRASH!!!!
Something just like that- someone accidentally, tripped Kiba, and spilt his food all over him.
"ARRRRRRR!!!" Kiba said, running out of the cafeteria, screaming like hell.
"I'm saved!" TenTen said with a sigh of relief.
"That was you?" someone from behind her said.
TenTen turned around-it was Neji.
"Oh! Hi Neji!" TenTen said a little surprised that he was there.
"H-hello N-Neji." Hinata said.
"Hi." Neji said back.
"So that was you who put in that tape?" Neji asked again.
"Yeah. I wanted to get them back for what they did to me yesterday after I got off the bus." TenTen confessed.
'Well, nice job." Neji complimented.
"Wait!" Naruto screamed as he turned towards TenTen.
"What!?" TenTen asked.
"You were on the bus yesterday?!?!" Naruto asked.
"Mmm" TenTen replied. "I'm guessing you were too busy ogling someone to notice me." TenTen remarked as Hinata blushed, but Naruto still had a dumb look on his face. "Oh never mind!" TenTen said.
"Wait, so what exactly did they do to you?" Neji asked.
"Oh, just chase me, making me slip on some oil, then pouring a jar filled with bugs all over me." TenTen said as if it happened every day.
"Ouch!" Shikamaru said.
"Yep!" TenTen said. "That was the tape that they were planning on showing, but I switched it with the one you just saw last night."
"Well, be happy that you've already had math today TenTen" Neji replied. " And I suppose that you'll be on the bus again today?"
"Okay, 1, I'm extremely happy, and 2, I'll most likely be on the bus." TenTen replied.
"Alright. See ya later." Neji responded as he walked back over to his table.
"Bye." TenTen replied. Man! Am I gonna get it now since Kiba knows that it's me. Ino'll probably be too dumb to figure it out, but Kiba might tell her. I've got to bribe Kiba somehow. I'll just probably give him my allowance for the week and do all his chores, in order for him to keep his mouth closed. TenTen thought with a sigh….
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After TenTen got home on the bus, she ran up to Kiba's room hoping that he hadn't told Ino yet.
"What!?" Kiba spat once TenTen entered his room.
"Have you told Ino yet? About lunch I mean. How it was me?" TenTen asked.
"No, not yet. Sadly she's out shopping with friends, trying to forget what happened today." Kiba said pissed off.
TenTen sighed. "Good! Then I'd like to make a proposition." TenTen said as she explained what she was willing to do, in order for him to keep quiet about the situation. ( Ino was the master-mind behind the evil plots ).
Kiba agreed, but demanded TenTen to do his chores till Thanksgiving.
"What!! It's only September! Thanksgiving's 2 months away!" TenTen complained.
"Thanksgiving or no deal." Kiba said.
TenTen sighed. "Fine."
"Good now get out!" Kiba said.
TenTen left and went to her room to do some homework, but as soon as she sat down, her phone rang.
"Hello?" TenTen said.
"It's me Hinata." (just pretend she's stuttering, cause typing it is really annoying )
"Oh hey!" TenTen responded.
"Hey! Well I was looking at a newspaper, and there's an ad, for a movie, and they need an actress that has brown or blond hair, chocolate or blue eyes, between the ages of 13 and 16, between the height of 5'4 and 5'6, and is available for the summer to shoot the movie."
"Hinata, what exactly are you saying?"
"I'm saying that you'd be perfect for the part. You have all the requirements needed! You're 14, 5'4, and has brown hair and eyes."
"Hinata there's no way I'm gonna audition for this thing-you know I hate acting, and besides, I think Ino's planning on auditioning since it's right here in Konoha."
"Yeah, but you're a sooo much better actress than Ino."
"How would you know?'
"Cause I've seen you making fun of movie's by acting out the parts. And frankly I think you're an amazing actress, and since it's not on stage and there'll be no one watching you as you say the lines, there's no stage fright!"
TenTen sighed. "I dunno Hinata. Acting's just not my thing-you know I wanna be a writer."
"Yes, and if you do happen to land the part, you can use the fame you'll acquire to publicize you're acting skills! Please, please audition TenTen! You'd be awesome! Plus think of all the money you'll make-you'll finally be able to buy a new laptop for you're stories, since your old one crashed."
TenTen mulled it over in her head and came up with a decision….
"Fine." TenTen said with a sigh.
"You mean you'll do it!?!?" Hinata said excited.
"Uh-huh" TenTen said with a bored tone. "But keep on talking and I just might change my mind."
"Okay, okay. Bye TenTen!"
"Later." TenTen said as she hung up. What have I just gotten myself into? TenTen thought with a sigh as she flopped down onto her bed to take a nap………………………………………………………………………….
Sorry the tape was kinda disgusting and retarded but I couldn't think of anything more embarrassing at el momento. Anyways read and review peoples! Au Revoir! ( don't ask, I'm feeling kind like French today…)
