A/N: So who liked the way the last chapter ended? I didn't think that it would end up like that. I mean, when was the last time a huge cruise ship beached itself? Oh well, this is going to be kind of weird since I had no intention of beaching the ship, so I have no structure at all for how this chapter is going to turn out. Ah yes, and I don't own digimon, or Rika's smirk (puts on glasses and reads over lawsuit.)
Chapter 10: Renamon and Guilmon sittin' in a tree--
Rika was confused as to how the passengers were going to leave the cruise ship. I mean, committing suicide wasn't really the best way of getting to know the beautiful island of Hawaii. Yamaki and Riley were there too. This was definitely going to be a weird day.
"Ok guys, who has a parachute?" Terriermon felt it his job to make a smart remark about the current situation.
"Do you need to say things like that?"
"Yeah, it's in my contract. Look Terriermon must hereby be the comic relief of this particular fan fiction. He also must use the term 'Momentai' at least three times during this chapter. For this his pension will be $1800 and hour."
"What, he gets paid! Why don't I get paid?"
"Because you're not famous. Not to mention you always run into these situations and don't feel the need to call your agent for a reasonable pension."
"Well duh, the world's at stake here."
"That doesn't mean you can't make some money on the side."
"Ugh."
"Momentai."
Takato had managed to put on all his clothes, get all his things together, and get Guilmon ready all in less than ten seconds. This would probably explain why his shirt was backwards and he wore his underwear over his pants.
"Gogglehead, you kinda," Rika turned bright red as she pointed to Takato's heart boxers.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Takato ran back to his room to put on the clothes correctly. He came back not long after.
"Ok, so now we're ready." With that, the group stormed off the ship, but as they reached the door, they forgot that they were several stories high.
With a very shocked and frightful "Holy Shit!!!!" the tamers all fell down the slide and into a safe life raft.
"Let's never, ever do that again."
"Yeah Takato, look outside next time will ya."
"Well, you guys shouldn't have followed me."
"Well, I guess this proves that we would literally follow you off a cliff if we had to."
"Well, at least I still have all of my ribs."
("Well, we'll all saying 'well' too much!")
"Got that right, that lawsuit would've been against you buddy."
"What, why do I always get blamed for this?"
"Cause you're the goggle head….and it says on my contract that the so called 'goggle head' will be liable for any injuries or lacerations caused during the filming of this fanfic. How they film it, I don't know, but you're still liable. My neck does feel a little stiff."
"He he he, why don't me and Henry have a contract?"
"Because you guys literally waltzed into the room and they decided that you two were perfect for the job. You agreed to be on a TV show for free, kinda like what they do to the illegal aliens in America."
"Uh huh, so why did you get a contract?"
"because unlike you, they actually looked for me."
"I don't mean to interrupt you two lovebirds over here, but have you noticed the huge amount of people piling on top of us?" Ack!!! Nearly the whole ship had emptied itself out, on top of them.
"I for one say……RUN!!!!" Kazu was kind of claustrophobic, but there was nothing wrong with that, was there?
"We would be running, but you seem to forget the fact that we have what's starting to look like a huge blue whale on top of us."
"Ow, I think I lost my virginity to Guilmon right now."
"Renamon, what's virginity? and why do I feel warm?"
"Well, technically, you feel warm because yo---" Henry moved his hand to cover Terriermon's mouth before he scarred poor Guilmon for life.
"Well, I believe it's time you all prepare yourselves, cause we're jumping." Cloud and co. all jumped on the slide and landed with a huge THUD!!!!
"Ow, my head!"
"I think I broke a butt cheek"
"That one stretched the border between pain and pleasure."
"Takatomon, this feels worse than the time I ate Mexican food."
"Do I even want to know?"
"Not the best story to tell your children."
"I still feel warm, though."
"Guilmon, you know you're ban---" Henry again covered Terriermon's mouth. He just hoped that something could happen to get Terriermon's attention away. That was going to be a tough one though, as it was the most entertaining yet disturbing sight they had seen yet. Seriously, natural instinct hadn't even taken over Guilmon. Henry really admired the fact that he didn't pounce but also pitied the fact that he had no idea what was going on.
"What were you going to say Terriermon?"
"You'll understand when you're older."
"But I'm never going to get older, remember."
"I'm hoping you never do."
Renamon felt awkward doing this in the biggest pile up since, well, since ever. So many eyes, she was so unsure about the whole situation, but at least she was on the pill.
"You're enjoying this aren't you?"
"Well, when was the last time you had a digimon ride you like a horse?"
Now that image was disturbing to Rika. Just imagining Guilmon on top of he---EWWW!!!!
"Hey, we're finally getting help."
"Damn."
"Momentai Renamon, if he like the horse, he'll keep on riding it to the end of time."
"That is why I always shut you up."
"What, it's not like I said 'Guilmon is definitely going to fu--- Damnit Henry, again with covering my mouth."
Suddenly, all of the people that were piled on top of them simply disappeared. It seems that they had gotten a huge crane to pull all of the people out. Unluckily, the crane got stuck in the sand.
Yamaki was sweat dropping, "I hope I don't have to pay for that too. I mean, you steel a ship with a bloody pirate, then you---"
"I wouldn't talk to myself mate. People round 'ere jus' think you're weird."
"Damnit Jack, how many times do I have to tell you to stay hidden!"
"Ah, sorry mate, jus had to get out an' smell le fresh air."
"Oh god, first Cloud, now I have jack. Smokey managed to smuggle himself onboard, what else could possibly happen!"
Back With the Tamers….
"Oh finally god, why do we get into situations like this?"
"Because we're your blind companions that will follow you to the world's end."
"In other words," Terriermon had gotten free of Henry's grip," you're a pimp Takato."
"I think there are better phrases than that, but of course, it's kind of the truth."
"Uh huh." Takato didn't know to either say thank you and get knocked out by Rika, or put it down and be humiliated the rest of his life. He chose the latter.
"Come on, I'm definitely not a pimp, that's Sapphire."
"Got that right!!!" Sapphire was currently in a large pile up between him, Dragoondramon, Kiara, BlackRenamon, and a very confused Vaan.
"What in the--why am I here?" Vaan tried to move, but he and the others were tied in a very neat bow.
"Well, you probably just fell in with us."
"Oh God, I'm stuck with a bunch of idiots."
"HEY!!!"
Ok, so Takato and the gang had finally gotten out of their very bad situation, and they were currently, walking away from the beach and headed toward the bus.
Well, Gogglehead, I guess this is where we split up eh?" Rika had a somewhat hurt look on her face. However, Henry came to the rescue with all the tickets in his hand.
"Says here that all of us are staying at the Wikaloa Hilton (A/N: I really don't know if that's how it's spelled, but that's not important). Rumiko told me that you were also going to stay there."
"Wait, you mean I'm staying in the same hotel as all you guys."
"I told you this was all planned out, didn't I." Rumiko came behind them, with all the bags Rika had forgotten.
"Thanks mom!" Rika went to give her mother a big hug," I knew that I could one day love my mother like I did my father."
"Mother? I'm your boyfriend no?" Rika looked up to find that she had hugged Takato, Rumiko was a little ways behind him.
"Oh," Rika blushed a little and went to give her mother a hug, most of the novelty had worn off already though. "Thanks Mom."
"Hey guys, the bus."
"COMING!!!" The whole group literally ran for the shuttle, and after a few seating arrangements/ aka: making room for Renamon and Guilmon;/ they were off to the hotel. However, Cloud and co. weren't so lucky
"Aww crap, we missed the shuttle," Barret stopped running.
"Well then, we gotta make the best of it." Red XIII was never one to complain. Knowing the people, or better yet digimon, that had gotten on the shuttle also helped him accept the fact.
"Hey Tifa, do you know where we're staying anyway? Maybe we can walk there." Cloud tried to be optimistic.
"We're staying at the Wikaloa Hilton, I doubt we'd be able to walk there with all this luggage" And Failed.
"Hey Vinnie, can't you just fly there or something?"
"I could. However, what would you think if you were a tourist and saw a huge red streak flying by you in the sky. Not the best first impression."
"Oh Leviathan, you just told a joke. A very bad one, but it's a start."
"Why am I not surprised that someone like you said that."
"Are you mocking me, hey."
Sapphire, Kiara, Dragoondramon, BlackRenamon, Vaan, and Fran had barely gotten untangled and were now waiting in line with the others.
In the Shuttle however, things were getting a little awkward.
"Renamon & Guilmon, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G" This statement caused Renamon to blush while
Guilmon just smiled. His thoughts inside though were I wish. Rika and Takato also looked at each other and smiled.
"Ugh, Terriermon!"
"Momentai, Ha!!! Now I get my pension."
A/N: Ok, the beginning really didn't turn out how I expected it. No Jack and Smokey are probably not gonna play a big part in this story since I really can't even write about the Final Fantasy characters. Oh, and I need to make a small announcement. Rukato is the best!!! But my true #1 favorite pairing is RenaGuil. So yeah, it looks awkward and your probably slowly backing away from the screen, but it's true. There really aren't that many romance stories about them, so the story is going to be more around Renamon and Guilmon, at least as far as I'm planning. Do not fret though, cause I am definitely one of the largest Rukato fans out there, and don't think that I'm going to purposely kill the Rukato in my fic. Accidentally, it could and probably already has happened, but hey, it's an accident.
Rukato Forever J
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