Innocence Arc FINAL

Alright, so here we are. After this chapter we'll be getting right back on track :) Thanks for going along with whatever madness this is for so long.

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"Come on C.C, push," Judgment coaxed his wife as she screamed. The child Innocence inside of Allen's hand was about to pop out and Allen was feeling the pain too. Right after the two Innocence had been pronounced husband and wife, Crown Clown's water had broken. Allen had been untied from his chair then rushed to the emergency room with both his master and the Bookmen present during the birth of Innocence. Allen felt like his hand was about to break as the Innocence child struggled to leave his hand. It hurt and burned and he didn't like it one bit. He hoped this would be worth it once this was over.

Cross allowed his gun to stay close to Allen's hand despite the nurses telling him not to bring such a weapon into the room. Lavi and Bookman observed from the side while Crown Clown continued to scream and glow from the mark on Allen's hand. Allen had to be held down as he squirmed at the disgusting feeling of something crawling out of his body. After much screaming and crying, eventually a little being popped out of him and Crown Clown. Allen gasped for air and nearly laughed in relief now that the ordeal was over, but now felt like he was about to pass out. He kept his eyes open and saw the nurses holding a small cloth for both him and Crown Clown to see.

It was a pair of earrings. Allen blinked through blurry eyes and took in the sleek dark blue drop earrings capped with silver at the top. He recognized the stone as lapis lazuli when he saw the golden flecks sparkle under the infirmary lights and could feel Crown Clown smiling at her child. Allen didn't know how to feel about this, but all he could think of was how ridiculous this all was. How did a gun and a hand result in a set of earrings? Allen sat up but was quickly pushed back down by staff. Crown Clown reached out for he child and Judgment was telling her how much the child looked like them.

"I-Is this really Innocence?" Allen sweat dropped. He could hear Lavi snickering at him from across the room.

"… We'll take it to Hevlaska and find out," Komui informed Allen. He turned to Bookman and motioned for him to follow as the 'child' was taken away. Allen could sense Judgment hesitating to stay, but he could tell the gun wanted make sure things were alright with his wife first. While the Chief left the room with Bookman, Lavi went to Allen's side and whistled.

"So how does it feel to give birth?" he joked.

Allen glared.

"Never. Again," he answered.

"Oh I don't know," Crown Clown said happily as she snuggled with her husband. "I might want a couple hundred more. What do you think, honey?" Allen's jaw nearly fell when he heard the new nickname but didn't say anything. Cross sat down on the edge of Allen's hospital bed as he pulled out his box of cigarettes. He let Judgment lay against Allen's hand while Lavi playfully hit Allen on the head. Timcanpy flew over to him and joined Lavi in tormenting a worn out beansprout. Judgment thought for a while before responding.

"I want there to be as many boys as there are girls," Judgment answered.

"Hey, hey, your daughter is very cute," Big Hammer Little Hammer jumped into the conversation with the same energy and personality as its accommodator. Lavi didn't seem to care too much that his weapon was suddenly talking. He didn't dismiss it as nothing, but he acted as if this was normal for him. "Think I can date her?"

Judgment growled and Crown Clown giggled.

"Popular with the guys already," Crown Clown smiled with a small glow from the mark engraved in Allen's hand. "We might have to beat away the boys with a stick."

"Or we could just shoot them," Judgment suggested threateningly. Big Hammer Little Hammer seemed to cower in fear at this.

"Hey, hey, there's no need to do that now…"

"You're overreacting, honey."

"She's too small for him!"

"Hey, I can shrink."

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Judgment roared.

Soon enough Komui reentered the room to share the results with the two Innocence parents. He seemed to be back into his cheerful self, because he practically skipped over with glee with the pair of earrings in his hands. He set the child close to the gun and hand while Allen looked up from the exchanges between the Innocence.

"Yup, that's Innocence alright," he informed the group. "100% Innocence and nothing else!" The goofy grin subsided and the Chief settled down to continue with the results in an appropriate manner. "As for what it can do, we don't know that yet. We have to wait for the accommodator to appear and we're not sure how long it will take for us to-"

"They're right there," Crown Clown interrupted with a chirp. She was awfully energetic for a woman who had just given birth. "The two of them, Allen-kun and Cross-san. That's why it's one Innocence split in two. Don't you silly people know how these things work? Just ask Hevlaska."

Allen sat up despite Komui telling him not to and struggled with the wedding dress still on. He got out of bed and nearly fell to the floor had Lavi not supported him. Cross continued to smoke as if he had forgotten where he was and that there were still others in the room. Tim hit Allen's face with his tail as he berated Allen for moving so quickly, but Allen didn't care. He was going to run away because he did not want to share an Innocence with his master. No way. What were they going to do, each wear one earring? No. That was weird and Allen refused.

Allen wobbled over to the door and fell over when Cross chucked his weapon at him. He hit the floor with a thump and Lavi chased after to help him back up onto his feet. The Bookman junior dragged Allen back over to the bed and threw him back on for further information. Allen scowled but didn't try to run for now. The moment he was able to move properly, he was running away.

"Go on, Allen-kun," Crown Clown insisted. "You too, Cross-san."

Reluctantly, Cross put on his. Allen had to be held down while the occupants of the room stabbed his ear. After much bleeding and screaming, the earring was finally in and Allen had just wasted energy he could have used to escape. The Innocence child was giggling and cooing into his ear, causing Allen to blush and look away from everyone. The child whispered its thoughts into his mind about how happy it was to have been born. The Innocence was so… well, innocent that it astounded him.

Thinking about having a new weapon and sharing it with Cross (of all people) sort of unnerved him though. Then when he thought of the upcoming training, Allen was horrified and escaped the room before anyone could realize he was moving. He bolted down hallways in his white dress, dodging scientists and Finders and Exorcists. He was aware that he was being chased after, but he continued to run regardless.

Crown Clown didn't mind being separated from her husband and neither did the child, rather they were amused by Allen's desperation to escape. Allen slid into a darkened hallway as he heard Lavi calling after him. He opened a door to see if it was available for him, but closed it when he saw the room was packed with barrels. One could not simply trust barrels. Allen slammed the door shut and continued down the narrow hall. He dove behind a stack of boxes just as his friend passed by and waited in case he came back. He didn't Allen relaxed and closed his eyes momentarily.

When his eyes opened he found two figures crouched in front of him. He stifled a scream as he scooted backwards into the boxes. The stack trembled and the top boxes began to fall when Allen was pulled away just before the crates made contact with his face. He was about to thank his saviors when he saw that his "saviors" were the Exorcists known as Lenalee Lee and Kanda Yuu. He was confused as to what they were doing here with him when he started to hear voices.

"I'm telling you, Dark Boots, I've already called dibs on her. So back off," Mugen told Lenalee's Innocence. Kanda scowled at his sword (and Allen) while said sword fought with the Chinese woman's boots. Thankfully neither of them commented on his current attire. Lenalee didn't seem to mind since she had had a hand in dressing Allen, whereas Kanda held a questioning look in his eyes.

"And I'm telling you that I found her first! I'll be the one to marry her," the deep masculine voice of Dark Boots snapped back. Lenalee smiled sheepishly and waved to the British boy. He hadn't been informed that Dark Boots was male or that something of Kanda's was capable of being interested in anything to do with Allen.

Crown Clown on the other hand was pleased by the attention her child was receiving.

"Oh dear, I haven't even named her yet," she glowed from Allen's hand.

Kanda che'd.

Lenalee continued to smile.

The child gurgled.

A hand grabbed Allen by the scruff of his neck and dragged him up to stand. Allen turned to see his master holding him at arm's length while smoking. Timcanpy flew around them in circles while grinning menacingly at the white-haired boy in the dress. Crown Clown glowed and Judgment responded by twitching in Cross's holster.

"Let's run away and have another child," Crown Clown told her husband.

"Have we decided on a name?" Judgment asked.

"Mmhm. I want to name her…" she whispered.

Judgment twitched again.

"I see. That's a good name."

Allen sighed and opened a portal. He bid his friends goodbye as his master threw him inside and entered after him. It was going to be another long six months for him.

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Incase You Missed It

FINALLY! I'M DONE! Back to the normal chapters :D There will be more arcs in the future, but not too many.

Hiding/Escaping Attempt: Running and hiding behind boxes

Foiled by: Dark Boots and Mugen