Wendy
Soon the voting will begin, one more week till it's over and I don't have to deal with this crap. I just hope Cartman won't be a sore loser… I mean he is possibly the worst competitor ever. He tried to kill me for God's sake and he got away with it and it was all over a stupid school role. I wonder what would happen if he ran for congress.
"Stan, you look a lot better now." I say walking into his room. Kyle and Stan were watching a movie on his laptop, something about a giant robot destroying things. Boys… they have such strange choices in movies at times.
"Yeah, I'm fine now… you know I been thinking, Cartman tried to kill you before…" I interrupt him, I know exactly where he is going.
"I'm not backing down to threats, Cartman is nothing but a terrorist." I say firmly and he sighs, he knows I won't quit.
"Cartman tried to kill you?" Kyle asked, he was on the list of candidates that I have defeated. Kyle was the closest, I only was able to beat him by one vote but he didn't try to kill me or anything.
"Yeah, he kind of uhh… cracked a hole in Stark's pond and pushed me into it." That sounds so stupid but that's exactly what he did. I mean he could have done it so much better but I wasn't complaining at the time, I was looking for a way out of a watery grave.
"Woah dude, you could have gotten hypothermia or something." Kyle says switching off the laptop.
"Well, me and Cartman have one more debate left just before the votes…" I was starting to take this seriously, I didn't want this asshole to defeat me. If I was too lose I want it to be someone that isn't a retard.
"Oh cool, we should get Kenny to get the questions for you instead of Cartman this time." Kyle says and I frown.
"What are you talking about?" I roar at him.
"Oh… uhh nothing," Kyle replies. I knew Cartman couldn't answer the questions so well without cheating.
"You two allowed Cartman to cheat?" I thought they were on my side. I guess at times even the best of friends help a rat out.
"Well Cartman is kind of our friend… before he smashed Stan and tried to kill you." Kyle states in his defence.
"Is that really the worst thing he has done? He has done so much crap in the past and you guys let him cheat…" I felt betrayed and angry. How could they allow him to cheat?
"Relax, Kenny is on our side now… I think." Stan says. Kenny was always a nice boy, I mean he is perverted and all but he is a kind, warm hearted person and I can't believe his best friend is Cartman. It should be Butters and Kenny and Cartman doesn't deserve a friend in the world.
"I'll get Kenny to get the questions." Kyle said a little afraid of me, I am a sweet little girl that can get very angry. I'm not a powerless enemy either.
"Hey Ken, I need those questions… uhh Wendy needs a fair shot too." Kyle says into his cell phone. Stan gets up from his chair and randomly puts his arms around me.
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you." He said. Is this how it's going to be for the rest of our lives? I always had to fight for Stan, his friends had always came first. It was either Kyle this or Kenny that. I just want it too be Wendy this and Wendy that… isn't that how it is suppose to be?
"Don't touch me." I say annoyed.
"He is on his way." Kyle says turning off his phone. Well at least they are helping me now.
Cartman
I need to crush her, she thinks she is so great. I should have kicked her back into the pond and let her die. If she thinks I'm not going to destroy his life she is wrong.
"Cartman, you ready?" The mole asked. Kenny had betrayed me too; he took that pussy Stan to the hospital. Why? We were best friends and he thinks I have gone too far? He doesn't understand how politics works that poor son of a bitch. If poor people didn't have benefits then he'll be dead, can't he understand that?
"I'm ready to kill that bitch," I tell him.
"That's good, if she succeeds then we shall kill her, I have already told her that." He said with a smirk.
"Your gang can take her down without getting caught?" I ask curious about the power I now control. You will respect my authoriah Wendy!!
"Of cause," He replies.
"Make sure you wound Kenny for betraying us." I say, my best friend has joined the opposition, the revolution is weakening but I swear that defeat is not an option. I'll win or choke their rivers with their dead.
"Butters, you got a copy of the questions."
"Yes but I'm not sure you should be looking at it… it's cheating." I grab the paper from him, Butters is nothing but a servant that has replaced Kenny's role. He is loyal unlike that asshole Kenny.
"Chris, do you think he should be cheating?"
"Shut up Butters," We both say in unison and he starts twiddling his thumbs like a pussy.
"Hmm, these questions aren't that hard." I say glancing at the sheet, that's bad news since Wendy will be able to have some smart ass reply to them. God damn it I hate her with her black hair and evil smile. I just want to burn her, rip her flesh off and feed it to Stan in chilli. I can't believe I felt physical attracted to that bitch, she kissed me, my first kiss but she left me high and dry. I wanted to piss her off when we started working together. I didn't give a shit about the flag but working together we got close and she kissed me and ran off to Stan again. God damn it I hate her.
Kenny
I hand Wendy the sheet, I feel like I'm selling out my best friend but he has gone too far. Torn between friendship and what is right… I wish this was easier.
"Thanks Kenny," Wendy says with a smile. I sit down on Stan's bed with a glum expression, I didn't bother to hide it.
"What's the matter Kenny?" Stan asked sitting down next to me.
"It's just… Cartman, I feel like…" I didn't know how to put it into words, words couldn't be used to describe it.
"Kenny, that asshole tried to kill me." Wendy says firmly with that fire in her eyes that everyone was afraid of. I known Wendy can be a psycho bitch at times but she is mostly a very nice girl but you never want to piss her off.
"Wendy, I care for you and all but that guy is my best friend." I say.
"He is an asshole, I'm sure if you had better friends you wouldn't be forced into drugs and shit." Stan and Kyle look away, that's the second time she had hurt my feelings by saying something like that.
"Wendy…" I look down at the floor, she wouldn't understand… she doesn't know him that well.
"Ok, fine… I'm sorry Kenny… but look you got to admit he is a bad influence on you."
"You don't know him like I do." I bluntly state, it was true not many knew Cartman like I did.
"… Well I'm just saying he is an asshole." Wendy said. That was partly true, at times he was but not all the time. He just let this campaign get into his head, every time he takes something to seriously it happens like this.
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"M'kay, time for the debate… now's lets get started so we can get home quicker." Damn right, I don't want to be here but we are forced to be here.
"Mr Mackey, before we start I just want to say don't vote for this bitch, we got a choice to get rid of her and we got to take it."
"Eric please do not talk out of context."
"I'm sorry I misinterpreted the rules." I can see Wendy's anger rising, this can get ugly.
"M'kay, first question is how do you see yourself different from your opponent? Eric, would you like to go first?"
"Well she is a skinny bitch!"
"Fat ass!" Yup, things can get ugly.
"If you weren't so busy being a whore to Stan then you wouldn't allow our standards in maths and science to fall."
"If you weren't so busy eating chessy poofs you could win without trying to kill me."
"Hey look its Wendy and she wants to take her clothes off for Stan if he has 3.50. Why don't you hug a tree hippie?"
"Cartman, if you stopped eating maybe your ass wouldn't block the morning star. Why don't you run around the block a few times?"
"Maybe if you starting cutting trees down then you could see the morning star."
"M'kay,"
"You know Wendy thinks she is so great, she is full of shit. She wants to make a change but she is too busy fucking Stan." Everyone was looking away from the two, they didn't want to glance at either of them because of their childish behaviour. I myself was in disbelief that it had gotten this far without Mr Mackey jumping in.
"With Cartman as president he will spend the school's money on food."
"At least I won't spend my days fucking a jet black haired little bitch." Wendy slapped Cartman hard on the cheek. Cartman retaliated by kicking her in the knee.
"Ok stop it!" I scream standing up, I'll be damn if I let them get into a fight. They were two good friends of mine and they have no idea how similar they are at times.
"Cartman, don't you see that you've let this campaign get to your head. You're so caught up in winning that you hurt a close friend of yours and attempted to kill Wendy. I know you don't like Wendy but can't you just let this one little thing go?"
"Hey what about her?" Cartman snaps back. I roll my eyes at him.
"Ok Wendy, you have spent so much time fighting him just to keep some winning streak alive, who really gives a fuck? Are you going to put on your C.V that you're a 5 time high school president?"
"I guess your right," She said. Every eye in the room was posted on me, I felt kind of nervous but I had to say something, no one else had the guts too… except maybe Craig.
"Kenny, you know what? Screw this, I'm going home." Cartman says with a smirk.
"M'kay,"
"Wait, does this mean that you give up?" Wendy asked, the look of shock on her face was almost amusing.
"Yeah Wendy, you win." Cartman replied.
"Wait… maybe you could stay as… vice president." Wendy says with a smile. Wow that was slighter easier than I imagined, its usually harder to get Cartman to back down from something when he has his mind set on it. He is like a bull dog, give it a prey and it don't run away.
"That'll be cool." Cartman replied.
"Awh that's so touching, M'kay." Everyone was clapping, this is so cliché but I decide to join in. It felt good to know that Cartman was his old self again and his lust for power was fading for at least 2 weeks.
"Cartman what are you doing?" The mole asked, he looked pissed.
"Fuck you French piece of goth crap." Cartman said putting his arms around Wendy to congratulate her. This is something you don't see every day, I don't think I have ever seen Cartman embrace Wendy like that.
"Ok, I have had enough of this." The crowd had already started to disperse but I had to confront the mole. I needed to do this, I needed to know something and I needed to ask questions.
"What are you up to you shovel carrying bitch?" I ask.
"Kenny, after all these years you doubt I'm at school for an education?"
"Yeah, you're always up to something." He gives me a hard glare but walks away without answering. I have made a very powerful enemy in him but I don't need him now that I'm clean.
"Dude, everything worked out." Kyle says with a smile. I'm sure they will let me give their gay little speeches more often after this. I don't think I did too badly, I mean I could have more practise at it but I don't want to end up a faggy politician.
"Yeah, Kenny… you're not that bad of a lecturer." Butters says, we were the last ones left and everyone decided to go home because there was no more action. I'm sure there will be something in the headlines about the vicious fight and Cartman giving up but I don't care about that right now.
"Well dude, I learnt from the gay fags." I say with a smirk as Stan gives me one of his own.
"Do you think this is the end of our adventures?" Cartman says walking towards us.
"Well if you're going to chill out and stop being a melodramatic asshole."
"No deal Jew."
"Shut up fat ass." Some things will never change and sometimes you don't want it too.
"Hey Stan, want to celebrate?"
"Celebrate what? I gave up, if I continued you were screwed." Wendy gave a little laugh.
"You're too much Eric." She said with a smile.
"I know." Cartman replied.
"My mum will make us Jewish food." Kyle said as we walked out of the hall.
"Can I have some pork?" Cartman asks with a smirk.
"Shut up fat ass," All of us say, even Butters. This has been a good day, everything has worked itself out. I'm not going to jail, Wendy is president and Cartman is popular. The only thing that still bugs me is that the mole is still "learning" at the school which means he is planning something.
A/N: Okay I know this chapter was short, cliché and pretty lame but this is far from the end. What do you think? Really… give me some reviews, whether you want to criticise how much I suck or suck up to me with praise, what ever man I just want to know if you liked it or not? Also I wouldn't mind some ideas…