Section 10: Family Bonding
Aphrodite calls movie night!
Aphrodite (beams around): There's a really great one on at The Sky Theater: My Lost One Lives. Ahhhhhhh, the adorable-ness of it! (Sighs dreamily)
Artemis (makes gagging sound): I'm not going anywhere with you, least of all in these clothes and to watch mushy gushy movies!
Aphrodite: AWWW… I was so counting on you to come.
Artemis: Why don't you go someday with me to watch The Peace of Single-hood?
Aphrodite: Uhhhh... excuse me. What about you others?Ares: Absolutely, love!
Hephaestus: Count me out.
Aphrodite: No one was counting you in. Sooo, how about you, Demeter, my dear sister?
Demeter: I'm tending the gardens of Asperity tomorrow. I can't miss that, sorry.
Aphrodite: But we're going tonight.
Demeter: Err...er...oh, I forgot! I'm doing that tonight too!
Aphrodite: Athena?
Athena: I'm sorry, I have some—ah—er, book reports to finish.
Aphrodite: For a goddess of wisdom, I thought you would speak the truth.
Athena: Fine. I don't like you and your movies, that is why.
Aphrodite:….
Hera: Why, I love family nights, but I'm afraid I can't attend.
Apollo: I've already gotta go to a rock concert.
Aphrodite: Zeus? You, I and Ares can go together.
Zeus: Wellll…. I'd clearly love to go, but… I have to…..uh….ah! Shave my beard. You know, to clear out the mossy parts as you said.
Ares: Err…Aphrodite? I just remembered that I have to visit Iris's costume shop to pick up my new sword. I can't go.
Aphrodite: AGGGGGGGGGHH!