Freddy's POV part 2
I grinned at Jasmine, hoping to hide the love I felt for her. Serial killers aren't supposed to be in love, though Jason and I are clearly the exception.
"You're blushing…" Jasmine whispers sweetly.
I hiss. "Damn it!" and I clutch at me cheeks. Sure enough, they're hot.
Jasmine giggles and hugs me. Oh god, how embarrassing! I HATE LOVE! HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!
Jason and Valken are staring at me curiously, evil little smiles on their faces.
Oh god no! THEY
KNOW!
But…HOW!
Oh wait, that's right…
Valken is a WOMAN. Which means WOMANLY INTUITIONS. Which means that she guessed and told Jason!
I need a stiff drink…
Preferably a screwdriver with pure vodka and a strawberry.
Pinhead appeared behind us. "Well well well, who is this beautiful young lady?" He said, waggling his non-existent eyebrows at Jasmine.
Jasmine giggled and smiled at him. "My name's Jasmine! And I know you, you're Elliot!"
"Indeed I am!" He shoved me out of my chair and stole it quickly. "How did you know, you clever little girl?"
Valken and Jason are miming throwing up behind us. I don't blame them.
I think I'll go all Sleepaway Camp on Elliot if he doesn't back off.
Chucky's busy sniggering behind us. "Poor, poor Fredrick."
"Chucky do not call me that. I will knife you."
"Yes, with a GLOVE. You sir, are powerless without your glove!"
I attack Chucky, stabbing him over and over with my knives.
"ARRRGH! TRUCE KRUEGER! TRUUUUUCE!"
Valken shakes her head. "Poor poor Chucky."
Jason sniggers and rolls his eyes.
Now I REALLY need a drink. Please god, why did the parole officer put me on a strict No Alcohol diet!?
WHY!!!!
Valken poked me. "Hello in there? Krueger…KRUEGER! GO WIN YOUR WOMAN BACK!"
I held up a finger to my lips. "Jeez Voorhees, way to be loud!"
"Hey, my last name isn't Voorhees…"
"IT WILL BE!" I screeched, and pouted.
OOH A SPOILER!