Cartman:I'm fucking bored! Where's my KFC?!
Stan and Craig:*facepalms*
Wendy:I'm already sick of your bullshit Cartman
Kylie:For once I agree with Wendy
Cartman:You can't find her at the one place that's-
Marjorine:We found the author! She was tied up in the closet at Cartman's house
Stan:You were saying
Pippi:But she isn't happy mostly with you Cartman
Cartman:Oh shit... 0_O'
Me:CARTMAN!*chases Cartman*
Cartman:*screams and runs*
Everybody laughs
A/N:I don't own South Park or the characters, I only own the story and the plot. Also I know Craig's sister's name is confirmed to be Tricia but people will call her Ruby as a nickname and only her parents and anyone she's close with can call her Tricia
After the mall trip, everybody had went to their seperate ways and some was with their genderbent friends to walk them home or to help them
Craig opened the door for Clyde, Token, and Tweek as they went inside the coffee shop and Tweek's parents sees the four friends
"Hi Craig, Clyde, and Token! Do you know where's Tweek has been?"asked Helen
"Who's your new friend?"asked Richard as he looks at Tweek and her friends with curiosity"She kinda looks like Tweek"
"Well about that sir-"said Token as he was about to explain when Clyde interrupted him
"He ran away and became a stripper at the strip club"said Clyde without thinking as Token and Craig glared at him
"I'm sorry what?"asked Richard as his eyes wided along with his wife
"W-What?! I would never do that! That'll be too much pressure!"exclaimed Tweek as she started to freak out while pulling her hair
Clyde got smacked by the head by Craig who was glaring daggers at him
"I swear to god Clyde…"mumbled Token
"Well Mr and Mrs. Tweak, to answer both of your questions. Tweek is right here and he's been turned into a girl"said Craig as he pointed his eyes at Tweek
"P-Please don't disown me!"exclaimed Tweek as she hugged Craig's arm
"I always wanted a daughter for the business"said Richard
"What your father is trying to say that we'll love you no matter what gender you are sweetie"said Helen as she gave Tweek a smile
"Ngh! Really?"asked Tweek with surprise"You won't sell me to slavery?"
"We won't, right Richard"Helen looks at her husband
"Right Helen"said Richard as he smiled
"Try not to freak and stress out Tweek too much with work"said Craig as he sighed"Besides, she may need some time off of the coffee shop for a while until she feels ready"
"Aww, Craig does have feelings after all"said Clyde as he smiled big at Craig
"Don't push it Clyde…"Craig squints his eyes at Clyde
"Well Tweek has been working real hard lately so sure"said Richard
"Y-You mean it?"asked Tweek
"Of course, you can hang with your friends whenever you like"said Helen
"Thanks mom and dad!"Tweek hugged both of her parents
"Can I invite Tweek over to my place for a movie night?"asked Craig
"Sure"said Helen
"Wanna have a coffee to go Tweek?"asked Richard as he gave Tweek a thermo filled with coffee
"Ngh… Sure dad!"said Tweek as she grabs the coffee from her dad
"Let's go already! I'm ready for movie night!"said Clyde as he punched the air
"Ready Tweek?"asked Token to Tweek who nodded yes
"Be home at 10 Tweek"said Richard
Craig and his gang left the coffee shop and headed for Craig's house
"Craig and Tweek were meant for each other"said Richard
"Agreed"said Helen
~With Damien and Pippi~
At Pippi's mansion, Damien and Pippi was currently hanging out in Pippi's room. Pippi's parents was out of town for a week but Pippi had the mansion and made sure nothing happens to it
"You must like having this place to yourself without your parents"said Damien
"Yeah, sometimes it can get lonely though"said Pippi as she looked down to her knees
"At least you have a visitor from hell"Damien wrapped his arm around her causing Pippi to smile a bit
"Your a true friend to me you know Damien"
Damien blushed a little at that part, he didn't want to show his feelings for Pippi when he's around his friend. He had a crush on the Brit since 4th grade and didn't want to show it when he's around people especially Pippi
"You were the first friend I made back at 3rd grade"said Damien as he smiled a bit"Even though the others didn't like me at first though"
"Not all demons are bad"said Pippi
"I don't see why Christians believe that crap about demons, if they judge me I'll burn them down"Damien balls up his fist which made fire appear in his eyes
"Calm down Damien, I don't want you to burn the mansion down"Pippi puts her hand on Damien's fist which made him calm down
"Right… I'm sorry Pippi"
"It's ok Damien, but try not to get upset like that"
"I'll try"Damien sighed
Pippi smiled and leaned against Damien's chest
"It was nice having you as a friend, well the first person to like me"said Pippi as she sighed
"Don't say that, you have friends that likes you and I like you"said Damien
"Damien… I never hear such kind words from you before"Pippi blushed cutely
"Don't push it Pip…"Damien rolled his eyes with a blush on his face as Pippi giggled
"When you said you like me as in like or in another way?"asked Pippi
"Let me answer that for you"
Damien grabbed Pippi by the chin to face him and kisses her as Pippi was shocked and slowly kisses back
"Does that answer your question?"asked Damien with a smirk
"I guess it did…"said Pippi with a smile and a cute blush"Does this mean we're together now?"
"Yep~"Damien kissed her forehead
~At Craig's House~
Earlier, Thomas, Laura, and Ruby questioned about Tweek and Craig told them what happened to her along with her friends. Thomas and Laura went out on the date and Ruby went to the McCormick household for a playdate with Karen and Ike but Craig and his friends has the house for themselves
At the kitchen, Clyde was making popcorn and Craig was making coffee for Tweek as for Token and Tweek was waiting in the living room for them
"Your starting to like Tweek instead of Leslie, right Craig?"asked Clyde
"Shut it Clyde"grumbled Craig as he poured coffee in a mug
"Aww, you do love Tweek since he turned into a girl! That's adorable!"Clyde squealed
"I never LIKE or LOVE Leslie, not ever since she started to get close to me and talked about ads all day long but she doesn't let me hang with Tweek like we used to"
"For Tweek?"
"Just a friend…. That's all…."Craig stated with a blush
"Mhm…."Clyde made a smirk at Craig"Sure, she is…."
The microwave beeped meaning the popcorn is done as Clyde took it out and went to the living room leaving Craig in the kitchen
"Tweek's not just a friend but more than that…"said Craig with a small smile and grabbed the coffee mug as he walked to the living room
When he walked into the living room Clyde was sitting on the floor and Token and Tweek was at the couch as Craig sat next to Tweek and gave her the coffee
"T-Thanks Craig"said Tweek as she smiled
"No problem Tweekers"said Craig
"Shh! The movie's starting!"said Clyde as he shushes the two
"Fuck you"Craig flips Clyde off
They watch the movie Paranormal Activity 3(A/N:It's one of my favorites out of all of the series tbh)
~During the movie~
At the scene with the babysitter, there was a ghost sheet behind her while she was doing her homework
"Look behind you woman!"exclaimed Clyde
"D-D-Don't! It'll kill you!"yelled Tweek as she shakes in fear
"It's not gonna kill anybody, I promise Tweek"said Craig as he had a emotionless face at this scene
Then when the girl turned around the sheet as dropped down as it made Clyde jump into Token's arms
"Where did it go?!"shrieked Clyde
"I don't know Clyde, but you need to lay off the sweets"said Token as he drops Clyde onto the floor
"Ow…"Clyde groaned which made Craig laugh and Tweek giggled
Throughout the movie time, whenever there's a scary part Tweek will hold onto Craig like a big teddy bear and Token will comfort Clyde any other way
At the ending, Dennis turned around and saw the grandmas, which made Clyde screamed like a girl and Tweek jumped as Tweek buried her face in Craig's chest
"I hope my grandma, isn't gonna be like that…"said Craig as his eyes wided
"I-I'm scared C-Craig…"stutterd Tweek
"Don't worry Tweek, their not gonna get you and the movie is getting near the end"Craig rubbed her back
Tweek didn't want to see the rest and had her face hidden in Craig's chest the whole scene as Clyde didn't do so well though
After the movie
Clyde was holding onto Craig and Token's arms which was starting to hurt them to death and Tweek pulled away from Craig's chest as she sees Clyde grasping their arms
"Craig! I'm back from Karen's!"yelled out Ruby as she walked in from the front door
"Hey Ruby"said Craig as he ruffles her hair
"What scared Clyde this time? A ladybug?"Ruby asked as she saw Clyde looking like he saw a ghost
"Hey! I'm not afraid of a ladybug!"yelled out Clyde
"Is that a ladybug on your shirt?"asked Token with a smirk
Clyde screamed and panicked as he looked for the ladybug on his shirt and he heard laughing from his friends and Ruby
"Oh man! You should've seen your face!"said Ruby through her laughing
"We watched Paranormal Activity 3"
"That movie? I seen it and I wasn't scared one bit"
"Your just saying it because your too chicken to admit your scared for a little girl!"said Clyde as he pointed at Ruby
"Shut up Clyde and look who's talking"Ruby flipped off Clyde
"Craig! She's being mean to me again!"whined Clyde
"Leave Clyde alone sis, before he throws a tantrum"said Craig
"Fine"said Ruby as she rolled her eyes and went upstairs to her room
"It's almost 10, see you tomorrow guys"said Token as he walked out of the door
"Bye Craig and Tweek, don't be too rough now for the night"said Clyde as he winked at them
"Out!"yelled Craig with a blush and glared at Clyde
Clyde laughed and walked out the door heading to his house
"W-What did he mean about that?"asked Tweek
"Clyde's just being a dumbass as always Tweek"said Craig as he facepalmed and Tweek giggled "Now let's get you home before your parents worry"
"O-Okay"
They walked out of Craig's house and on the way to Tweek's house as Tweek shivered and Craig looked down at Tweek
"S-So freezing…"said Tweek with a half whisper as she tried to keep herself warm
"You should've have a jacket"said Craig
"Y-You know zippers are like teeth that can bite off your clothes and maybe even your h-hand!"
Craig took off his hoodie and put it on Tweek's shoulders as Tweek stopped her tracks and felt something warm on her. Tweek looked to see something blue and it was Craig's hoodie indeed
"C-Craig?..."asked Tweek with a blush on her face
"Put it on before you catch a cold"said Craig
"O-Okay…"Tweek puts on Craig's jacket and she felt warmer but it was quite big for her that it stopped to her knees and her hands are nowhere to be seen
"Better Tweekers?"
"Mhm"Tweek nodded her head and smiled"T-Thanks Craig"
"Don't mention it"Craig smiled a bit
They eventually arrived at Tweek's house after 4 minutes
"Well see you tomorrow Tweekers"said Craig
"O-Okay, you too C-Craig"said Tweek
Craig starts walking away and Tweek sighed like she's love sick as she paused to look at herself still in Craig's jacket
"Craig wait!"yelled Tweek causing Craig to stop and turn around "You forgot your jacket!"
"You can give it back to me tomorrow, I have extras"said Craig as he walked away
Tweek smiled and snuggled into the jacket
"I love you Craig"said Tweek to herself
~To be continued~
Me:I hope you enjoy this chapter especially with some Dip and Creek
Pippi:I sure did!
Damien:Same*smiles at Pip*
Marjorine:I hope Tweek and Craig can get together in the next chapter or so
Clyde:Same!
Me:You'll see ;)
Heidi:Where's Cartman
Me:Craig is helping him out with his runners pace
Craig was chasing Cartman who was failing to run as Craig had a metal baseball bat in his hand
Tweek:R-Read and review!
Damien and Pippi:And no flames!
Me:Aww you two said the same thing! :3