I was late to breakfast, I didn't go running at all. I didn't even get 8 hours of sleep. I got to bed last night way past curfew and decided to sleep in so that at the very least I didn't look like a zombie when I went around terrorizing the school.

Happy thoughts...

Rushing to the hall I barely had time to ponder why Amy and Devrin were cornering Draco, let alone the strange stares I was getting as I walked by the tables to my usual seats. Pouring milk on my cereal I discretely looked at the student body through my fringe. They were definitely staring at me, all wide-eyed and whispering.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Mandy frowning as her friends were giggling hysterically around her.

'Mandy,' I called, my voice crystal clear across the room. Everyone froze, even some teachers, and it seemed like they were all holding their breath.

'Y-yes,' she stammered, her friends glaring at me.

'Can I talk to you today after Herbology, its about something very important?' I asked, making my smile sugary sweet.

'I'm busy?' she said, making it sound more like a question.

'That's okay, I'm sure I'll be able to hunt you down later today,' I said, going back to cereal. She squeaked, her face going pale as she looked at me in shock.

'Blair, can I have a word with you?' Neville asked, forcing me to break eye contact with Mandy.

'What about?' I asked, carrying on eating my cereal. By now it had gone soggy and I couldn't help but scowl, breakfast was the most important meal of the day.

'Stuff,' he replied. Looking up at him at the teacher's table I couldn't help but notice the blush that had spread across his face. Even his ears were red at the tips. So cute.

'Okay, when?' I asked, aware that half the school was watching our little exchange.

'Now, in the infirmary,' he mumbled.

'Ah, I see. You have a fever and want to see the school nurse while talking to me,' I smiled.

'I don't have a fever,' he said, looking at me strange.

'Then why else would you be so red?' I asked, frowning in 'concern.'

'Infirmary. Now,' he muttered walking out. Giving my mushy cereal one last look I picked up my bag and followed him.

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'For some reason,' he muttered under his breathe, I was assigned this task in order to give you a talk to do with your... relationship with Malfoy.'

'Malfoy?' I asked. Mandy had obviously done a good job of spreading the news of our new friendship.

'Yes you do have a relationship with him, don't you?' Neville asked.

'Yeah, we stayed up all night getting to know each other better,' I told him, smiling. He blushed bright red, his eyes bugging out.

'R-really?' he chocked.

'Yes, Neville. I wanted to get to know what he was like personally,' I told him. Draco was like Shriek, a whole bunch of layers- like an onion.

'Yeah?' Neville asked, looking faint now. Maybe he was actually sick. Seeing the nurse lady tending to a random student I waved at her, pointing at Neville. She held up her finger, telling me to wait a moment as she went to attend a teacher this time.

'Yes, its the kind of thing you do when you start a relationship.' I told him, blushing as he kept looking at me weird.

'Uh-huh,' he mumbled.

'So what did you want to talk to me in regards of the relationship?' I asked, bringing him out of his stupor.

'Um... the birds and the bees... pollinate... plants a-and like pollen you have to be... careful and understand the consequences-'

'Like what could happen if you cross-pollinate between species of plants?' I asked. Maybe he finally decided to teach me something while he was sick.

'That wasn't my point exactly...' he trailed off as the nurse lady hit him over the head.

'What he is trying to say is be careful when young Draco and you are-'

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I fainted. The nurse lady couldn't even finish her sentence before I was out cold. Neville ended up mumbling about plants before the nurse got pissed off and decided to tell me. Yeah... it didn't go to well.

I woke up to a family reunion of sorts with my cousin asleep next to me, my overprotective brother yelling at everyone, my Nana talking to Draco and many others waltzing around.

'You will be cursed for sullying my granddaughter's reputation. The indignity of it all,' Nana yelled, attacking him with her fountain pen.

'In all honesty, can you please restrain your mother,' my Father said, fiddling with the small microphone on his collar.

'In all honesty can you not break it, it will be the third one this week,' my Mother huffed, slapping his hands away.

'It's not my fault that I get nervous talking to thousands of people at a time,' he muttered, pouting.

'Then you shouldn't of chosen to be a politician,' Nana said, rolling her eyes.

'Yes Mother,' he mumbled.

'Its Mrs Bougar to you,' she said, whacking his over the head. Neville, Draco and the nurses along with the patients all looked at them in shock. While everyone was busy I decided to go down to the hall for lunch, my stomach was grumbling and I could only take my family in small doses. Very small doses.

'Can you all behave like civilized people,' my sister yelled, adding to the commotion.

'What? Its not like these people matter- their magical hypocrites with superiority complexes,' my Dad said.

'I totally agree,' my mother smiled, resting her head on his shoulder.

'This should so go into the campaign,' my uncle said, popping in. He took a picture before popping out again.

'Did you forget the small detail that we are purebloods?' my Nana asked. I assumed she was raising an eyebrow as I walked through the door.

'Nana, if you mention that to anyone I know then I will be forced to sue you,' Alice said, dragging me back in.

'I see you are feeling better dear,' my Nana said giving me a hug.

'Since when were you going here?' my sister demanded.

'Um...' I trailed off.

'Stop being so uppity, its not her fault that she lost her wand when she was five,' Alice said.

'Why would she need a wand since she has next to none magic?' my sister asked.

'Rose, she goes to Hogwarts. The last time I checked that meant she does have magic,' my Dad came to my defense. Rose glared at me.

'Whatever,' she said, storming off.

'I'll go calm her down before the thunder starts,' my brother, her twin said. He vanished down the stairs leaving me to think how very unfair it was that they got to leave.

'I see now that you are my only pure grandchild left,' Nana said, patting me on the back. I just stood there awkwardly looking at everyone and wishing that I could of just ditched Draco's meeting last night. Or at the very least have some hidey-hole to run to.

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Lol- I didn't plan on writing 'The talk' scene but then I had a sudden thought... so yeah. Funnah!

Argghhh... the keyboard keeps spazzing and refuses to type when I happen to be writing.

ps. My friend finally got around to reading this ( as I started posting it on here ) and loved the whole talking tree and I felt bad cuz I have slightly abandoned Mudbrown. Soz to all those who love him

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