The New Kid
Chapter 10: Seans Last Stand
"Are you honestly sure that you want to go out there without a respawn chip?" Dell asked Sean as they stood at the gates.
"Yes, nothings going to stop me!" Sean shouted at him in annoyance, putting on the rather tight fire mask.
"Mmph mpph" Kyle mumbled to Sean as the three pyros stood in front of the others mercenaries.
"Mmph mmph mph mph mph" Sean mumbled also, starting a conversation of Pyros consisting of nothing but mumbles.
"Mission begins in 10 seconds"
"Theres no turning back now! Its time for my final stand!"
"9"
"Your masks a bit to tight dude" Kyle said as he adjusted Seans mask so that he could speak fine.
"Oh thanks! Why don't you adjust yours?" Sean asked.
"8"
"Because my mask has no adjustment strap. Same with Sarahs"
"7"
"Oh ok, just wanted to ask"
"6"
"Now back to business! No turning back!"
"5"
"Obliterate everything thats not my friend"
"4"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"3"
"Yes, get on with it!"
"2"
"YEAH, GET ON WITH IT!"
"1"
"FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" Sean screamed at the top of his lungs as he charged out of the gate and out towards the balcony. That is, until he had to retreat from the sniper bullets and rockets aimed at him.
"Holy crap! I almost forgot that I was the most wanted on their list and I have no respawn chip! Have to stay and protect the sentries and stuff" Sean thought, breathing heavily from the near death experience.
"Spy check!" Sean shouted as he ran up to the RED team members passing by him, and fired his flamethrower on them, only setting one of them on fire.
"ITS A SPY!," Sean screamed as he chased the BLU spy into the sewers.
"YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM... me..." Sean said as he stood at the bottom of the stairs with a Ambassador, Minigun, and Rocket Launcher pointed at him.
"Aw crap..." he thought as he dropped his weapon and held his arms up in the air.
"Hello boy. Looks like you have no friends to save you, no respawn chip, weaponless. I say that this is a very significant turn of events, is it not?" The BLU Female Spy taunted as she pranced around him, the barrel grazing his skin.
"Tiny baby think he could escape. DID YOU THINK WE WOULD FORGET ABOUT YOU!" The BLU Male Heavy shouted at him before giving out a soft chuckle.
"You were always a worthless coward, and now your going to die like one too!" The BLU Male Soldier shouted at him, checking his Rocket Launcher to make sure it was completely reloaded.
"Can't you just give me a break? It's my last day here before I get to go home" Sean mumbled.
"OH BOO HOO! Life is not always shitting rainbows and always happy! And this is one of those cases were it's not so nice and dandy! So are you ready to finally close your eyes? FOREVER!" The BLU Female Spy continued taunting at him, and bringing her Ambassadors barrel right at his forehead.
"Now spit out your last words, before you go to hell, where you deserve to be maggot!" The BLU Soldier shouted also.
?: I know I'm going against my masters ruling, but I just have to see my loves face, especially when he's probably so cute and young! Is that big bronze eyed thing him? It must be, he's wearing his Green Pyro suit he always wears. And their going to kill him! Not on my watch!
"So what are your last words from your filthy little- DEAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHH!" The BLU Female Spy let out a blood curdling scream as a fist drove right through her chest, holding her spine in its clenched fists, with the skull still attached to it.
"AHHHH MY ARM!" The BLU Soldier screamed as his arm was completely ripped off it's shoulder and shoved down his own throat.
"I won't let you live!" The BLU Heavy prepared to fire his minigun at Sean, before it almost fired its first bullet though, his minigun was sucked out of his hands along with himself down the pipe behind him.
"Aw gross! Who could do such disgusting murders?" Sean asked himself when a large skeleton of the heavy landed near him, completely clean of any flesh. He looked back up to where the skeleton came from to see a silhouette of a tall, slender woman staring at him, but the only thing he could distinguish was that she had long, blue hair.
"If it's blue, I ain't messing with it!" Sean shouted as he turned and ran up to the steps. But before he could get to the top of the steps, the woman was at the top, glaring down on him with red eyes.
"No please no don't kill me!" Sean begged for mercy as he slipped and started crawling away from her.
"Are you the one that I've been searching for?" she asked in a quite calm, but demanding tone.
"I don't know who your talking about!" Sean shouted at her in fear as she picked him up and threw him under the stairs with great force.
"No no no! Please don't rip out my spine or make me eat my own arm, or eat me!" Sean pleaded as she crawled on top of him and started pulling off his mask, revealing his face.
"It-it's really you..." The Blue haired woman said as she looked at his face with shock.
"What are you-" Sean started asking when she started kissing him passionately.
"Its you! It's really you! Your even cuter than I thought you would have been!" the woman shouted as she played with the love struck Seans cheeks.
"Your beautiful..." Sean mumbled in a love struck trance.
"Why thank you! It means a lot coming from you!" the woman said, blushing a little.
"Your beautiful..." he muttered again.
"Oh I think I forgot to set my status inducing level to n/a. How stupid of me!" the woman said to herself as she hit a few buttons on her black wristwatch.
"Huh what! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Sean screamed as soon as he broke out of his trance.
"Quite!" she snapped in annoyance, covering Seans mouth until he calmed down.
"Ok now?" she asked
"I think so... No wait AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sean screamed again, which she shut him up with another love inducing kiss again.
"I love you..." he muttered.
"Mhm" she hummed in annoyance as she turned off the spell again.
"Scream one more time and that will be your last" she warned him.
"Ok... Now what do you want from me!" Sean asked, remembering what she did to those BLUs behind her.
"Don't you recognize me my tiny and young sweet?" the blue haired woman asked while stroking his face.
"No, I would definetly remember someone as pretty as you- WAIT FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID!" Sean screamed as his cheeks started going red.
"AWWW! THERE GOES YOUR TINY LITTLE CHEEKS AGAIN!" she shouted before she started pinching them.
"Why are you doing this? And you still haven't told me who you are!" Sean yelled at her.
"Because you love me! And my names Alice!" Alice told her name with a wink. "Ok then Alice, tell me... WHY DO YOU SAY I LOVE YOU!" Sean shouted randomly.
"Because we were meant to be that's why cutie!" she answered as she laid down on his lap and cuddled up to him.
"Your as cuddly as a brand new Teddy bear, even at this point in time!" she exclaimed as she wrapped her arms around him.
"Wait what are you talking about? Time? Teddy Bears?" Sean asked her. "OH NO! I'VE SAID TO MUCH! I HAVE TO LEAVE!" she yelled in a very embarrassed tone as she jumped off him and ran to a conjured up portal.
"Can't wait to meet you again in the future my Sean!" Alice blew a kiss at Sean, which landed on his forehead, before she entered the portal she conjured up and got in.
"Oh wait, thought you could use this, enjoy my gift!" she poked her head out of the portal and tossed a orange, glowing star with the symbol of fire on it.
"Huh what?" Sean asked confused when the orange star touched him.
"aheheheh...hahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! BURN! BURN! BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!" Sean roared maniacally as his head suddenly burst into flames.
"BLU Scout in the base!" the announcer announced into the intercom.
"LETS BURN SOME MOTHER F**KERS!" Sean screamed in a psychotic tone as he dashed up stairs with his flamethrower.
Meanwhile between time and space...
"WHAT! YOU WENT BACK TO THAT PLACE! AND MET HIM IN THE PAST! WHY DID YOU DO THIS!" A Cloaked man on a throne roared at a nervous Alice from his throne.
"I love him that's why" she quietly muttered under her breath.
"Whatever, let's just see what damage you might have caused... DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!"
Sean Seagal is... THE FINAL OPTION!
The conclusion to arrive soon!... In two years!
P.S. The cake is a lie and so is the sentence before this one.