(PotterRoolz is in a newsagent, looking around the sweet section.)
PotterRoolz: Hmm ... Refreshers, Polos, Galaxy, Brain Lickers ... ooh, brain lickers!
(Observing runescapian notices him.)
Player 2: I wouldn't take those if I were you. Seriously, look at the ingredients.
(Player 2 comes up and flips over the brain lickers in his hand, pointing at the ingredients.)
Player 2: Junk, junk, junk, junk, 2 fruit juice, and junk.
PotterRoolz: If they're so unhealthy then why the hell are they out in the stores?
AT THE UNHEALTHY CP FACTORY
Creator: ... and these set of cp ingredients will send kids into a frenzy, they'll want more, they'll beg their parents, their parents wont let them, the kids'll go crazy, they'll rampage the stores, get put in juvenile hall, they'll go hyper-active after eating all our cp food, then they'll die of food-poisoning, and I'll be rich for the insurance! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Critics: I hope you realize that we fund to sustain your company, and that this is an interview about our aggreance to the terms.
Creator: Oh st
Critics: And that's all we need. Goodbye
BACK AT THE NEWSAGENTS
Player 2: I dunno. All I'm saying: "Chocolate is our heart, and junk is our st."
PotterRoolz: Makes perfect sense. When you're Steven Hawking.
Steven Hawking: I - do - not - understand - what - the - hell - you're - talk-ing - about.
(Steven Hawking wheels into the room, then out again.)
PotterRoolz: Bye, famous guy with a really high I.Q!
Player 2: Steven Hawking.
PotterRoolz: Really?
Player 2: You know who he is, you said his name.
PotterRoolz: I did?
Player 2: What have you, alzheimers?
PotterRoolz: Who are you, sonny?
Player 2: You don't have to be old to get alzheimers.
PotterRoolz: Too late. I used my great-great-great aunts friends mums aunts great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great ...
SIXTEEN YEARS LATER
PotterRoolz: ... great-great-great-great-great-great grandma's grandad's grandma's grandma Tsunade's power of cell ageing to age me 60 years, though I'm 76 years old now for saying all the "greats".
Player 2: Tsunade? The Fifth Hokage of Konoha? She's that old? Hang on, you mean you were 0 years old just a second ago?
PotterRoolz: 0? Don't be stupid. 76 minus 76 is 9 hundred and squaresty five - even you should know that.
Player 2: I get the inclination that that isn't even a number.
PotterRoolz: Of course "that" isn't a number, it's made up of the letters f-u-asterisk-k-space-y-o-u. Can't u spell?
Player 2: Fuk you, man. 76 minus 76 -
PotterRoolz: 9 hundred and squaresty five
Player 2: is -
PotterRoolz: 9 hundred and squaresty five
Player 2: not -
PotterRoolz: 9 hundred and squaresty five
Player 2: Hah! You said it! "76 minus 76 isn't 9 hundred and squaresty five!"
PotterRoolz: Of course it's rep-thousand and eighty-poop, you nincompooping poop of a nincompoop!
Player 2: It's 0!
PotterRoolz: It's t-h-a-t!
Player 2: That's how you spell "that"!
PotterRoolz: Spell what?
Player 2: "That!"
PotterRoolz: What? You're not telling me anything?
Player 2: THAT! THE WORD, THAT!
(Player 2 is breathing heavily, but PotterRoolz is calm and doesn't say anything.)
PotterRoolz: T-h-a-t doesn't spell "The Word", it spells "That". Honestly.
I-am-a-poop spells "The End"
(Read it out!)