Hiya ya'll! I uploaded the wrong thing (Sorry!) You just got a free preview another story I'm , I've decided, to keep the fun going for a little longer, to add maybe one or two bonus chapters with commentaries from the teen titans group, an epilogue or bloopers or anything else really. Anyway, here it is: the comedy packed ending!
Chapter 10
The "Happy" Ending
(What other ending is there?!?)
The group now stood in front of the wizard's home again. "Let us enter now, please!" Starfire ordered, dragging everyone inside.
Once inside, everyone stared and blinked several times. There stood, Control Freak!
"It is I, the grand wizard of Oz1" He said, holding up his remote. The titans simply gaped at him.
WOOSH! A portal opened and the real titans jumped out. "TITANS! GO!" Robin orderd. "You can't escape in the TV!" He said, aiming a kick towards Control Freak, who held up his remote and was zapped somewhere else in the TV world, where the titans quickly followed. (Note: This is a refrence to episode "257-494" or, "Don't Touch That Dial", where Control Freak zaps himself AND the titans into the TV!)
"OK, now THAT was creepy." Beast Boy said. Raven had to nod in agreement. "So, um, if THAT was the wizard, then how the fudge are we going to get our wishes?!" Cyborg yelled. Robin slapped his forehead. They had gone through all that crud for NOTHING?!?
Now the giant floaty head appeared. "It is I, the true wizard." Then he looked at them. "What the? Aren't you supposed to be, you know, DEAD?" he asked. Starfire shook her head. "We have terminated the wicked one, as you requested, and now we desire your help." she said.
The wizard hurried to think of a reason NOT to help them, "How do I know the witch is dead?" he asked. Suddenly, a fairy burst in. "Sir! Good news, the wicked witch is dead!" she exclaimed. "There's that." Raven said in her expressionless voice. The wizard cursed the fairy out in his mind then said, "I cannot help you until you, uh.. um.."
Now Beast Boy stepped up. "OK, dude you can't send us off again! We did what you asked for, so you better HELP US!" Beast Boy charged into the giant head, which fell down. The titans stared. Raven floated up next to Beast Boy. "You just murdered out last hope." she said.
Beast Boy scratched the back of his head, "No, I mean he's-- wait." He sniffed. From being a lion, he had excellent smell. "There's somebody else in here. Over--"He paused to sniff. "There!" He got on all fours and pointed at the spot with his nose, just like a pointer dog. Raven rolled her eyes.
Robin went to where he was pointing, all that was there was a curtain. He pulled it back and, lo and behold (Did I just say that?!), there stood Mumbo! "Uh, hi." He grinned nervously. Robin grabbed him, and pulled him out of the curtain. He put his fist right in front of his face "OK, I want answers and I want them NOW." he said.
Mumbo sighed. "I'm a magician. In the middle of an act, something went wrong and I arrived here in Oz. Using my magic tricks, I fooled them into thinking I was a wizard." Robin tensed, as if about to punch Mumbo when Mumbo placed his arms in front of his face defensively "No! I can help you, really I can!"
Mumbo got up and distanced himself from Robin. "What do you want?" he asked him. "A brain." Robin replied. "Ha! I've been watching your travels," he paused as somebody in the audience coughed "STALKER!", then continued "You tricked those trees into giving you apples, you knew how to give Cyborg back his electricity, I think you are quite a smart fellow." Robin grinned and stepped away.
"Can you send me back home?" Cyborg asked. "Thats a little harder but..." he turned and called over an odd looking fairy. "This is Bumbleebee. She's a time travel fairy and can get you home whenever you need to." Cyborg high fived the petite fairy, but ended up swatting her to the floor. "Oops." he helped her up, then she stung him and fumed, "Ain't no man alive gonna be treatin' me like that!"
"Can I have a moped?" Beast Boy burst out. "Sure, the moped got zapped with me, it was part of my act. I was going to see if I could make it 'disappear' before it landed on this little girl. Good thing I came to Oz, I would've been sued!" The titans stared. Mumbo pulled out a moped for Beast Boy and said hastily "Next."
"Am I truly evil?" Raven asked softly. "EVIL? You murdered the wicked witch! You saved these fellows from a shadow creature! Do you truly think you're evil?" he said. Raven said nothing, but a grin could be seen on her lips. "Hey, wanna ride with me on my moped?" Beast Boy asked. Raven ignored him. "C'mon!" he whined.
Suddenly, a spacehip crashed into the building. Out of it came Galfore. "Give us back our princess or face your doom!" he threatened. "Galfore!" Starfire ran up and hugged her nanny, or as she said "k'norfka".
"Everybody happy? Alright, now I think I'm going to go now-" Mumbo muttered. "Oh no you don't!" Jinx appeared."Hmph! There's a penalty for impersonating a wizard! I hereby sentence you to be slapped senseless by this rubber chicken!" She snapped her fingers, and Mumbo disappeared to face his punishment.
She was about to leave, when Starfire stopped her. "What about this ring?" She held up her hand, and it glittered with the ruby ring. "It must be of importance for the wicked one to desire it so gravely." Jinx nodded. "Yes, you see that ring is a one of a kind DECODER RING! We got it in our Lucky Munchikins cereal when we were kids, and have argued about it ever since."
All the titans had a giant sweat drop on the back of their heads. THATS what the stupid ring was? Starfire returned it to Jinx, then began to say good-bye to her friends.
"I shall miss you all." she exclaimed, bringing them into a bone crushing hug. Then she hopped into the ship with Galfore (Who pointed his spear at the others, saying if he found out they hurt Starfire they'd be DEAD), and zoomed away.
"I should get going too." He high-fived Beast Boy and Robin, but Raven simply gave a monotoned, "Bye." Cyborg then grasped Bumbleebee's hand, and disappeared in a flash of light.
Raven became covered in dark energy, "I'm going home." she said. "No, I believe I shall train you. Blackfire never completed your witch training, did she?" Jinx asked. Raven shook her head. "Alright, then good bye." Jinx placed a hand on Raven's shoulder, and they POOFed away.
"I'm taking my moped for a spin!" Beast Boy grinned. "Hey, let me go with you!" Robin walked next to him.
"Hey!" Robin stopped, and so did Beast Boy. "Now that I'm smart, you know what I noticed?" he asked. "What?" Beast Boy wondered. "Blackfire and Starfire's name sound alike, and they kind of look alike too." Beast Boy shrugged. "Must be a coincedince." He said. "Must be." Robin agreed.
And with that, every titan got their wish and everyone lived happily ever after (except Mumbo...and the wicked witch of the east... and Blackfire... hmm this is gonna take awhile. You know what? Never mind!)
And so, MOSTLY everyone lived happily ever after.
The End
TA-DA! How'd you like the ending? I'd like to thank everyone who's given me a review (Except anonymous reviewers, I just don't know you guys!): Ravinesque;ReadingRaven019; Amethyst Turtle; Everything you know is fangril;Goldenheart11;acosta perez jose ramiro; and TheLoveStrukk. You guys ROCK!
~Abreu7~
PS Stay tuned for the epilogue and commentary!
