Chapter Ten: Potty training
"You do it."
"No, you do it."
"Yeah why don't you do it? You have had a kid."
"I never taught Usopp how to use the toilet."
"She can't just keep wearing a nappy."
"…"
"Why doesn't Shanks do it? His the one that has to look after the girl."
"Yeah."
"Shanks?"
"Mmm?"
"Shanks you have to potty train Luffy." Shanks spat his drink out all over the group of crew member in front of him in disbelief.
"WHAT?"
"You have to teach Luffy how to use a toilet."
"I heared you the first time." Shanks snapped but before he could say anything Luffy had walked into the room, the four crewmembers dashed off leaving a slightly confused Luffy and a bright red Shanks. Shanks stared at Luffy in horror before sighing in defeat, picking her up he carried her to the toilets and sat her in front of one of them.
"Piss in that." Luffy looked up at Shanks looking confused, before staring at the toilet in front of her and stared. This went on for a few weeks before Shanks turned to Benn for some help. "Benn~, please do something…"
"Whining never got anyone anything in life."
"Oh come on, just help me with the potty training."
"Why not show her?"
"Wha? No she a girl."
"I see."
"Come on Benn."
"Just give her a lot of juice then sit her on the toilet."
"But that would…"
"Just try it out." Shanks sighed and like a child he sulked as he walked over to where he had last seen Luffy, but upon not seeing her there he snapped out of it and looked around.
"Luffy?" No response. "Luffy?"
After a while shanks ran around the ship looking everywhere for the girl calling out.
"Come out, come out wherever you are." Over and over until his voice turn croaky and it sounded creepy. The last place he looked was the bathroom, And is shocked when the toilet flushes and Luffy walks out, they looked at each other. "What were you doing?"
"Pissing…" She said walking over to the sink and washing her hands.
"You can use the toilet?"
"Benn taught me a while ago, I thought he told you how…" 'Just get her to drink a lot of juice then sit her on the toilet…'
"BENN BECKMAN!" Shanks screamed out at the top of his voice, which earned him a few weeks without the use of it much to everyone's joy but mostly Benn's joy.