An: I have writers block so please work with me
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Lazlo walked to his cabin, alone. He and Edward slept for an hour before deciding it'd be best to go back. Edward sat and watched as Lazlo dressed and let him go down the tree house first. Once they were safely on the ground they kissed good bye and went their own ways. Lazlo didn't want to leave Edward but he knew he had to.
He walked into the bathroom real fast and peed. He washed his hands and for the first time, noticed, the he had a hickey. "When did Edward do that?" It wasn't too big but it was bright, Edward really bit down. Lazlo poked it; he's never had a hickey before. He liked it but he knew Raj would make a big deal about it.
Lazlo just shrugged it off and went back to his cabin, on the way, though he came across an obstacle. "Hey Lazzie!" Lazlo turned and saw, who else? John. John was running towards him but being the nice person that Lazlo was, he smiled and waved. "Oh, hi John. What's up?" Once John was practically on top of Lazlo he answered, "I didn't see you at any of the morning games, where've you been?"
Lazlo put his hand on his neck in attempt to cover the hickey. "Oh, nowhere. Sometimes I like to go into the woods and…." He stopped, they look in John's eyes made him think that he knew was lying. Lazlo put his arm down and stretched his neck so John could see the hickey, and he did. Lazlo saw John's body get tense and his eyes had jealousies in them.
Lazlo smiled, "Where do you think I was?" He was being defensive. John didn't go for it, "I think you were with Edward and he gave you that hickey." Lazlo turned to leave, "Well, that's none of your business." He had just stepped two feet when he felt John grab his tail.
John pulled him back by his tail, just before he turned Lazlo around. Lazlo grabbed his necklace and let it hang out of his shirt. John opened his mouth to say something but froze when he saw the jewelry. He looked at the 'E' and then at Lazlo. Lazlo had a look on his face that John had never seen before.
He looked like that if John tried anything, Lazlo wouldn't let him. They didn't say anything for awhile but then, "I will have you Lazlo….believe that!" Lazlo broke from John and shook his head, "I belong only to Edward! And I'll never belong to you!"
John laughed, "What the hell does that duck thing have that I don't?" Lazlo crossed his arms, "He's a platypus and for your information, Edward has a lot more then you!" Lazlo was letting his diva side come out. Not only that but his Brazilian diva. "Don't think you can control me John, okay? Because it may not seem like it, but Edward could take you down, like that!" Lazlo snapped his fingers at the last part. "Cadela"
John just stood there and smiled. Seeing Lazlo act like this was really hot, he couldn't control himself. John grabbed Lazlo and pressed his lips to his. Lazlo was shocked and tried to fight back but John was to strong. Lazlo finally took his tail and used it as a whip. He hit John across the face with it and as soon as he was free, Lazlo turned and ran.
John rubbed his check and watched as Lazlo ran. "GOD! I will have that ass!" John turned and saw the Dung Beetle brothers watching him. "Oh! Uh…what's up guys?" Chip and Skip looked at each other and then ran, "EDWARD!" they yelled. John ran after them, "HEY! CHIP, SKIP! STOP!" John caught up to them and stopped them.
"Hey guys, listen you don't need to tell anyone what you just saw…" Chip spoke, "But you were kissing Lazlo and Lazlo's with Edward." John placed his arms around the Dungs, "Now look guys. Lazlo is not someone's propriety…he doesn't belong to anyone." The Dungs were still defending Lazlo, "Yeah but Edward said that he and Lazlo are together so that means…" "NO!" John yelled.
He took his arms off of them and, "Listen you two retards! If you tell anyone what you saw I swear to god, I'll kill you both." He grabbed them by their shirts, "Understand?" The Dungs nodded and as soon as John let them go, they ran away.
John stood by himself now and was even more pissed off then he was before. 'Damn you Edward.'