(A/N: Wasup everybody...I told you I'm back...Okay so some want a Tidus and Aeris pairing and some want Yuffie added into the mix...GRANTED! Oh look for the Valmar Returns story to be updated very soon. I want start another to keep my going as well, maybe a DBZ one. Anyway, enjoy the chapter!)
"You know how much trouble you can get into by doing this?" Reno yelled as Wakka finished tieing the two security officers together with Irvine's cowboy rope.
"Not as much trouble as you could get for restraining and must I add attacking innocent people!" Rikku responded.
"Oh c'mon, it was an accident! Selphie, you believe me right?" Irvine begged with puppy dog eyes. Selphie rolled her eyes. "Besides, Reno did all the shocking, all i did was tied them up!"
"Nice backup Irvine!" Reno added an exclaimation point by biting Irvine on the shoulder.
"Now now prisoners..." Rinoa said teasingly as she walked behind them. "I would behave before we let your two victims get personal." He nodded toward a steaming Squall and Vincent.
"We'll be quiet now." They both said.
"So what should we do with them?" Aeris asked.
Squall made the mag-rod sparkle. "I say we give them a taste of their own medicine."
Reno gulped.
Vincent cracked her knuckles. "I second that notion."
Irvine gulped.
"All who agree, say aye." Tifa announced.
"AYE!" The party answered.
"All who oppose, say nay." Yuna added.
"NAY!" Irvine and Reno answered.
"I think we have a winner. Ladies first...line up...and if you have on heels, keep 'em on!" Tidus suggested with a wink.
"That was close wasn't it? If it wasn't for my quick thinking, we would be caught and arrested." Sephiroth bragged as the three took a seat on the grass by the pool.
Seifer sighed. "Oh please, the officers were morons...I'm tired of this outside crap, I say we takeover the place!"
"That's insane, they outnumber us!" Sephiroth protested.
"But, when there is a will, there is way my silver-haired pervert...Isn't that right Fujin?"
"CORRECT!"
"I glad someone agrees with my brilliance."
A knock at the window was heard.
Sephiroth looked at the lodge. "What the hell was that?"
"Sounds like somebody wanting attention. Must be a trap! Fujin check it out!" Seifer ordered.
Fujin nodded and approached the window, it was Raijin tied up with his head meshed against the window. Fujin bid Sephiroth and Seifer to come and they did. "Well, well, well...if it isn't the captive." Seifer teased. "Up the window Fujin."
Fujin did as she was told and Raijin stuck his head out. Seifer pulled off the tape on his mouth. "Thanks Seifer, I knew you couldn't leave me here!"
"The only reason why I'm doing this is because I don't want you to be weak and tattletale like a little school girl. Now we're going to come in there and untie you." Seifer said as he pushed Raijin's face back inside and climbed the window.
"Now I feel much better!" Selphie said to the party as they all made their way downstairs.
"I know right? And I called the head security to haul the flashlight cops." Rinoa added.
"Can I keep the zapper?" Zell asked as he kept making it flash.
"Absolutely not, your going to electrocute yourself!" Squall chastised.
"And more importantly, you could electrocute me!" Selphie accused.
Zell smirked. "Hey, I can get use to this!"
"Zell...Your giving the rod back." Rinoa ordered.
"No!" Zell defied.
"C'mon man, your dangerous already." Tidus stated.
"NO!" Zell said mored angrily.
"Jump him!" Cloud yelled. All the guys started wrestling Zell as the girls moved aside.
Back downstairs, Seifer was untieing Raijin while Sephiroth was checking the refrigerator for a snack. Fujin was sitting down patiently on one of the lush couches.
"I have an idea!" Sephiroth announced as he grabbed a carton of Tropicana juice.
"Surprise, surprise..." Seifer responded in a boring tone as he finished untieing a grateful Raijin.
Sephiroth set the two bottles on the kitchen counter. "We get them intoxicated!" He pulled out a couple of containers from his jacket. Seifer and his cohorts joined the silver-haired villian in the kitchen.
"That's not a bad idea! You just now thought of that?" Seifer asked as he snatched a container. "Fujin, open the carton, let's get our heroes drunk!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "ZELL! GIVE UP THE ROD!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ZZZZZZZZ "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "AIM FOR THE LEGS, THE LEGS!" "ARRGH...LET ME...GO!" TUMBLE "
"Okay, that's it, let's go!" He said when his devious task was done. The crew ran out the door as the guys tumbled down the stairs onto the carpet floor. The rod skidded across the carpet. They all looked at the rod when it resided on it's rest spot and Zell quickly popped up and dove for it. The rest all jumped on top of them.
Yuna yawned. "Should we stop them?"
The rest of the females made their way downstairs. "Naw, it's kinda entertaining, boys are so stupid sometimes. They probably don't remember how this started." Rikku stated.
Outside the four walked through the grass proud of their deed. "After those fools stop wrestling, they'll probably have a some refreshments. They get drunk, we come in, and we take advantage!" Seifer said with a drool.
Sephiroth leaned over to Fujin. "Does he wake up like this?" He whispered. Fujin nodded. "We should should celebrate by hitting the pool, the sun is out beautiful!" He said loudly.
"FREEZE MAGGOTS!"