Axis Conference Room
" My name is Andrew, and she is Sarah for future reference." "Ahhh. Ja, I see." "Okay lads, time to negotiate Germany's surrender, and sort some stuff out with Italy and Japan." " I have something I want!" "Vhat?" "I call dibs on Germany's scientist! Just cause they won't make weapons for you, don't mean they can't for us!" "I agree with Andrew. They will help a lot in the coming years." "I don't have a choice, so fine." "You two can explain the reason for that later. Now, Germany, time to talk land and money." "I agree with England. Lucky for you, you won't have to pay as much money to me this time. You will have to pay me in land though…" "Land…." "Yes! And all the land you conquered before the war goes back to their original owners, and some more to Poland." "Let's see. I want Saarland, and I want Rhineland-Palatinate. I will also occupy all your land until I deem you ready to be on your own again. I will be restricting your military. Every military action outside of German boarders will have to be approved by moi. Your military will be restricted to 100,000 men. We let you slip this time. If you go on soldier over 100,000, I will reoccupy you. We will have agents there to regulate activities. I will also be forming a European Union, to make sure this never happens again. Am I clear enough for you?" "Yes France." " Now Germany, time to talk about money." Germany's face went pale, as he reamembered making coo coo clocks to repay his debt in the first World War. "5 billion Reich marks to me. 2 billion to France" "I see." "Yes. This our demands for the peace treaty." "How long will the occupation last?" "1950. That should be plenty of time for us to reestablish Democracy here, and to rebuild cities, and to get a stable-ish economy going for you. Sad to say though, you will basically be France's bitch for a long time Germany." "Oh great." "Japan, here is the deal. We're not liking the way your looking at my colonies, and French-indochina. Plus, you need to leave China alone. You don't want to bring America into this do you? He wants you out as well." "I was no thinking about your colonies! And what happened between me and China is our business!" "Not anymore mon ami. Get out of China, or there will be consequences." "You westerners stay out!" "Then it's war! We will crush your Navy! Destory your cities! And you will never touch us!" " !" "Stay out of this Italy-San!" "We will meet again! On the Battlefield!" Japan stormed out the room. "Damn it. I did not want to fight Japan." "Me either Andrew." Sandra agreed. "What's different about Japan?" "England. How do you beat any enemy that believes he will become a God if they die in battle? Beat an enemy that believes it is the ultimate disgrace to surrender? You can do it, but it's as hard as hell. They don't surrender, and surrendering to them is asking for death. You think you saw war? The Japanese are another case entirely! France! Did you build up your navy like a said?" "Yes! I was able to utilize my entire empire, and I created 6 air-craft carriers, 70 Destroyers, 180 battleships, and countless troop transports." "What! You did that in 6 months?" "Hey, that remind me! It's January 14, 1940! I turned 14 today!" "Ahhh! Good for you! Another year of life!" "How did you make such a large navy! In such a short time?" " Don't worry about it." "Well, we have to worry about getting America on our side. We should visit him." "Shit." Sarah looks at Andrew, then England. "Oh right. America is not a keen place for blacks. You don't ha-" "No! I will come!" "Ok lad." Andrew goes up to Germany, the offers his hand. "Germany, sorry about all this, well not really, but I'm offering to buy you beer tonight." "All on you?" "Yes!" "Really Andrew?" "Yes Sarah! Oh! England should come too!" "Well, I would not mind a beer." "Andrew, I see what your doing here!" "What? It is all in an attempt to get to know them better." France cought on. "Maybe I should come too." "Damn it. Fine! I'm going. Let's take Italy." Off they went. That night, all of them got to know each other better, and England got so drunk he ended up dancing in nothing but his underwear on a table.
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