Alice's POV

I stared at Edward's boring and plain bedroom. Hmm he wouldn't care if I just made a few small changes.

Everyone was out of town, except for Emmett and Myself. Im sure he would enjoy helping me.

I skipped passed Carlisle and Esme's Bedroom and stopped halfway past their door. God, there bedroom was boring as well. I might have to make a few small changes to there room as well.

I ran down the stairs to find Emmett playing his Xbox, which he wasn't allowed to play. "Hey Em! You want to come shopping with me?"

"Sure. Where we going?" He kept his eyes on the screen. Boys.

"Wal-mart."

His draw dropped.

'What? There's nothing wrong with Wal-mart! It has great stuff."

"I know! But Rosalie never lets me go. She has a problem with it. I dunno why…"

Rosalie was to "posh" to be caught in Wal-mart. I think she called it "Tacky, cheap and you will never get me in there unless im dead"

"C'mon Em! Lets go."

I ran outside and got into my car, Emmett got in the same time I did.

He was rocking back and forth the whole way, he was enjoying himself.

"What are we buying anyway?" He said as we pulled up into the parking lot.

"Im decorating Edward, Esme and Carlisle's bedrooms. Don't tell them though…. it's a secret."

"Sweet! Can I help do Eddy's room?"

"Sure. The theme is…..Pink!"

"Pink? I like it!"

"So…um…are we basically screwing with them? Coz I don't think Eddy will like pink."

"You got the right idea!" this was going to be so much fun!!

I parked and walked inside.

It took us 3 hours to get everything and 14 bag loads.

At Home:

"So what did you end up buying Emmett?" I said once we were inside.

He had gone off when I was shopping in Wal-Mart. He said he had a few ideas.

"I bought Edward sex toys!"

"oh my god! that's a great idea! He will go crazy when he see's them!"

"And I thought we could do a "Gothic/Sex Room" for Carlisle and Esme!"

Wow, he was quite smart at times. I would have never thought he could come up with something like that.

"Great idea! It will go great with these black and red sheets I bought!"

Edward's POV: The next day, arriving home….

I pulled into the driveway to find something strange. Emmett was thinking of Teddy bears, well that wasn't anything new. But Alice was acting strange. She was reciting the all the names of stars. Had she taken up Astrology while we were gone? I had to laugh at that idea, Alice would never be caught in a lab.

I ran into the front room and then I saw it. My Piano. The Piano I had just replaced. The one I had to order from Italy. It was pink. PINK! The seat had a fluffy white cover on it. But the rest was Bright Pink.

"ALICE!" I Screamed.

"Yes dear brother?" she said innocently.

"...PIANO!"

"Don't you like it? I spent a lot of time decorating it." she said pouting.

I was furious and I ran to my room.

My room was pink. Bright Pink. The walls, my sofa, my bed, my stereo, even the CARPET! I then saw my closet open. Every single item of clothing I owned was pink and white.

"ALICE GET IN HERE NOW! OR I'LL BURN YOUR FUCKING WARDROBE DOWN AGAIN!" I would do that. I could do that.

"Don't you like it?" She said sarcastically.

"No! I don't like pink! Im a guy remember!?"

"I thought you were gay. Gay guys like pink."

"NO! im not GAY! Where the hell did you get that idea?"

Emmett ran into my room and laughed.

"Then why aint you banged Bella yet?" Emmett said laughing again.

A growl ripped from my chest when Em took a step towards me.

"Shut up. I want to show you something." He ran around and bent down to me bed. Ewww he was wearing a thong.

He pulled out a pink box, which was labelled: "Eddy's fun toys"

Oh dear god! It must contain sex toys.

"FUCK OFF EMMETT!" I screamed and ran outside.

Emmett's POV

"That was awesome!" I said and I gave Alice a high five.

"I hear Esme coming. I wonder how she will react…" Badly, I suspected.

"Hi sweethearts." She said as she walked past us. We saw her walk past her bedroom door and she stopped.

"What is THIS!?" she yelled.

"Alice and I decorated! don't you like it?" I said trying to sound sad, I gave her my puppy dog eyes, which she couldn't resist.

"NO I DON'T LIKE IT!" she screamed.

Esme's POV

What had the done to my bedroom? The walls were black and red. The bed linen was black and red. Everything was black and red!

Oh dear god. In the corner of the room, there hung a swing. A sex swing.

I tried to calm myself. I didn't want to say something a would regret.

"JASPER!" I yelled, hoping that he would calm me.

"Yes Esme?" he came up to me looking worried. Then he saw the room. He shot Alice and Emmett, who were laughing, a dirty look.

"what? We thought she would like it." Alice shrugged.

"Would you be a dear and calm me before I murder them"

"Of course."

A wave of calm rushed over me. I will punish them tomorrow. And they will regret being born.

Carlisle POV

I cant believe Alice and Emmett did that! How could they? I was so furious.

God, why did I change them?

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Btw, I know Carlisle would properly not say that, but I couldn't resist :P

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