A/N: This chapter goes out to JasperIsMYEverything. Read and review? Enjoy!

Chapter Based Off: Dude Where's My Car

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

And Then?

"Good afternoon, Mischa speaking. May I take your order please?" The words came out of the speaker box, heavily accented in Chinese.

"Um, hi. I think we're going to get three orders of chicken chow mien." Jasper spoke through the open window of the Mercedes.

"And then?" The woman on the other end of the speaker box replied.

Jasper looked over at Edward, who was in the passenger seat. He only shrugged.

"And three orders of wonton soup." Jasper said.

"And then?"

"Mushu pork! Mushu pork!" Emmett chanted from the back seat.

"I guess we'll have some mushu pork as well." Jasper grimaced. He absolutely hater mushu pork.

"And then?"

"Don't forget the fortune cookies." Edward said, not minding in the least that their order had grown three times the size they had originally intended it to be."

"And then?" The Chinese voice drawled.

"Chicken balls and egg rolls!" Emmett hollered out his now open window.

"And then?"

"Uh, I think that's it." Jasper stated, waiting for the woman to tell them the price of their order.

"And then?"

"No 'and then', we're done ordering."

"And then?"

"No 'and then'."

"And then?"

"No 'and then'."

"And then?"

"No 'and then'."

Silence.

Sighing, Jasper was just about to pull up to the window when the box started chanting:

"And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!"

Finally snapping, Jasper reached down to the floor by Edward feet and picked up the plastic pick Carlisle used to clean ice off of the window in the winter. Extending his arm through the window, he hit the speaker box with it until it was hanging by a few wires- the frame completely busted.

Tossing the pick back onto the floor, Jasper exclaimed "That's it! We're going to McDonalds!" before speeding away. When the black Mercedes was well out of the drive thru of Lady Cheng's Chinese Cuisine, there was the sound of crackling static and the faint words, "And then?"