Kazumi: Eh heh…. Sorry for being gone sooooo long. I had been grounded and yeah….. (sweat drops)
Now let's begin with the first review of this story!
Everyone Else: Finally!!! DX
Kazumi: Eh heh…. (sweat drops)
From GaaGaa4NarutoGuys:
XD Deidara, you are awesome! ... O_o, message recieved Itachi...Aww man! I wish people didn't have to ask Sakura questions... (pouts) Not fair... But the good thing is... I can wait until people are finished with her. (evil grin)Okay, my friend told me to ask... oh god... Tobi: what do you think of Konan-chan?Well that's it for now... Oh wait, no. Here's a question for Deidara: Do you like cookies and if so, what kind? XD!Now that's it, lolz.
Deidara: Thanks. XD
Itachi: Good…
Sasori: (evil grin)
Tobi: Tobi thinks Konan-chan is nice!
Konan: Thanks Tobi. (smiles softly)
Deidara: Double chocolate chip with peanut butter!
Kazumi: Hmm…. Next!
From A Crazed sue:
Tobi(shoots some cookies him)IrukaHey..you and Kabuto are handcuffed to a reviewer. Must be having fun.
Tobi: Yay! (catches the said cookies and starts munching on them)
Iruka: I can't tell. I've just been napping the whole time lately. (sweat drops)
Chuugo: That explains the snoring. XD
Iruka: Eh heh…. (sweat drops again)
From Bleh:
(shoots Itachi with a chibiray gun but it turned out he transformed into Zac Efron instead.)Oops..wrong gun. I don't even like I dare you to chase Naruto with a chainsaw?
Itachi: Turn me back!! Before I kill myself!
Kazumi: (zaps Itachi with regular ray gun)
Itachi: Thanks.
Kazumi: Bitte.
Itachi: Huh?
Kazumi: Bitte.
Itachi: What is that supposed to mean? I'm not bitter.
Kazumi: Bitte you moron, not bitter. It means your welcome in German but that's only one definition.
Itachi: Oh… (sweat drops)
Tobi: But where is Tobi gonna find one?
Kazumi: Here, borrow mine. XD (hands Tobi a chainsaw)
Tobi: Oooo! (starts chasing Naruto, the chainsaw buzzing and screeching loudly)
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! BELIEVE IT!!!! (runs away)
Chuugo: Wow, he says that even when he's screaming.
Kazumi: Yeah, believe it.
Chuugo: Oh now you're just being a dork.
Kazumi: XP
From Sonar:
EbisuNow that is seriously a weird has their weird dreams once in a has scarred you for life?Worst food you ever tasted?(is trying to figure who handcuffed her to Iruka and Kabuto)Iruka: Don't ask : Calida Haruda handcuffed usSonar: Figures. She really likes to torment Iruka in another : Wh--what?Sonar: Long story but if she shows up again...Kabuto: She will get what is : If anyone has a pin or something, we can try to unlock the : Admit that you love : --blush--Iruka: Leave her : Make : She's not going with an enemy of the leaf : She's her own : DON'T START!Iruka & Kabuto: : Anyways, after we get free, I dare Kabuto to wear a evening gown and high heels and I dare Iruka to dress in a tuxedo with his hair down for two chapters. (gets some strange looks at her)KabutoYes, that dream I mentioned last chapter is even in my , I don't have any questions for you this time. 't blame you. Who wouldn't feel awkward about being glued to someone? Heh..he did get us good. (smirk and blush)(finds a pin on the floor) Ha! Found a pin. Who wants to use it first on the cuffs?What have you done once to teach a student a lesson?How about you react to kids having abusive parents?(uses the pin and starts at Kabuto's cuffs though Iruka nearly headbutted Kabuto when Sonar had to move her arm.) Sorry about that.(gets Kabuto free of the handcuffs and seems to hand the pin to Iruka but she intentionally knocks him : Oh no you don't!Iruka gets on top of her and blushes a : Are you guys going to get a room?Iruka & Sonar: What? Kabuto: She's and Kabuto glare at each other as Sonar sighs. Iruka pulls Sonar up and forgetting that he is handcuffed, Kabuto and Iruka get into afight and somehow Sonar gets sent into : Ow!Iruka (is taken offguard) Oh right. I forgot you were handcuffed to : --heated blush- It's..all : Why don't you two just get married?Naruto runs by and sticks a "Iruka's clueless" sign on Iruka's back which was not : Get back here Naruto!Naruto sticks his tongue out while he was running. Iruka holds her back with his free arm causing the two to nearly : The prankster strikes again. (anime sweatdrop and blushes*)She turns to face Iruka as he holds the pin in his : If it isn't one thing, it's : Might as well get : I (blushes): You're enjoying this aren't you?Sonar blushes and it was all that had to be said. Iruka & Sonar: Something is going on both realized they talked at the same time and Sonar : Tell me about moves his hand down and puts the pin in when Kabuto shows up and somehow manages to start a fight. Sasuke walks back and just hits him where the sun don't : That had to : No says nothing as he gets the handcuffs off both his and Sonar's : Hold on : Hmm?Sonar: I got an idea. Can I have those?(takes the handcuffs from Iruka and hands them to Kakashi before going back to Iruka to try and relax)KakashiI dare you to handcuff Naruto to Ino.(is grabbed by Kabuto who is hit by a kunai thanks to Iruka)DeidaraHave people ever called you Daria or Dora the explorer? (I can't remember if I asked the question before or not)Shino, Ebisu, Sasuke, Itachi, Deidara, Tsunade Sakura & NejiI dare you to torment Naruto by any means necessary. He won't stop pranking me & Iruka.(gives Shino a stuffed ladybug)ShikamaruWhat do you like or hate about your family?What scares you about your mom?LeeI dare you to be mean for one dare you to beat up HidanPeinI dare you to torment Kabuto.
Kazumi: O.O I don't know what is happening to the text she sent but please understand it's hard to get these things right.
Ebisu: That said dream. (shudders)
Accidently eating rotten squid. (turns slightly green)
Chuugo: Ooo! Is he turning to the incredible Hulk?
Kazumi: Nah, I think he's just getting sick.
Ebisu: Blarg! (throws up in a bucket)
Everyone Else: Ew…
Kabuto: Eh, it's ok.
Iruka: Naruto I taught him by bribing him with ramen. (sweat drops)
I would be enraged if a student of mine had abusive parents and would immediately stop it, even by force.
Kazumi: How noble.
Chuugo: Cha. XD
Iruka: (blushes)
Kakashi: Will do. (does as dared)
Naruto & Ino: AH NO!
Everyone Else: Lol.
Deidara: Yeah, either it was you who asked or someone else… I forget. Oh well. (shrugs)
I deal with people who call me those names by blowing them up. XD
Shino, Ebisu, Sasuke, Itachi, Deidara, Tsunade Sakura & Neji: Kay. (all look at Naruto, grinning evilly)
Naruto: (trembles, wide eyed.)
Ino: (trembles as well because she's handcuffed to Naruto)
Lee: But it is unyouthful!
Kazumi: So?
Lee: But it is not in my nature!
Kazumi: So?
Lee:….. You're good… very good.
Kazumi: I know. XD
Assuma: How am I going to do that? I'm dead!
Hidan: Ha ha!
Pein: Hmm….
Kabuto: WUH!?
Kazumi & Chuugo: Lol.
Pein: (locked Kabuto in a room full of little children hyper on sugar)
Little Hyper Kids: Look at the funny glasses man! Let's play dodge ball with him! (all grin evilly)
Kabuto: Oh… shit…! O.O
Kazumi: Ha!
From DesertsDemon:
im really Gaara-kun's fangirl XD i just Itachi b.c he kicks ass :D Hidan y cant u die .__. sasori y did u turn ur self into a doll .
Itachi: I know I kick ass. (smirks)
Hidan: Because my sacrifices make the Almighty Jashin happy and he keeps me immortal.
Sasori: So I can live forever as one of my beloved art.
From Amaya The Jashinist:
From Amaya Tsukiyomi: Must kill Hidan haters!Hidan: Imma KILL you Hidan haters! Jashin will smite you all! By the way im not a fangirl, just a fellow Jashinist. You fucking rock!Asuma: -sets on fire- Burn baby burn!Shikamaru: you fucking buried Hidan! -sets on fire- Imma burn your soon to be dead ass! Mwahahaha!Deidara: Art is a fucking Bang!Sasori: Let me help you kill Sakura!Tobi: Pocky for you! -gives pocky-Kazumi: Hope you'll have a happy marriage. :DZetsu: You rock! You'll never die cause you get the crappy missions!
Hidan: Damn right and thanks!
Assuma: (is a ghost) Man, you Jashinists are vicious.
Hidan: Believe it you douche bag.
Kazumi: Agh! Hidan just sounded like Naruto for a moment!
Hidan: AUUUGH!! IT BURNS!! (rolls around, squirming in agony)
Chuugo: Didn't see that coming…O.O
Shikamaru: (voids) What a drag. =.=
Deidara: I love it when fans say that. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. XD
Sasori: Kay. It'll make it more interesting.
Sakura (thinking): Oh god. (gulps)
Tobi: Yay! (munches on pocky)
Kazumi: Thanks. (blushes hard)
Kakuzu: (chuckles, wrapping arms around Kazumi's waist)
Kazumi: Hmph… (blushes harder)
Zetsu BH & WH: Thanks…. I think… O.o
From XxHell's HoundxX:
-walks into the room by walking on the ceiling- Hi Everyone. -looses concentration for a second and falls from the ceiling on top of Hidan- Ow I feel as if I landed on someone...HAY! It's Hidan! -glomps him another person walks in behind her- Hi people...Hey Willow how many fucking times have I told you Hidan is fucking mine!Willow: Ah don't hurt me Widow! O.O -Runs and hides behind Zetsu- Zetsu save me from her! : Fucking whimp...-.- -coughs- Well anyways to questions and comments...Sasori: I have lost all respect for you because you lost to : -Blushes ever so slightly- Um never mind...Itachi: You I just don't like you...Deidara: I feel like torturing you...-Lets her friend Kedichi in-Kedichi: E! -Ear splitting scream she runs over and glomps Dei and wont let go-Willow: Oh Oh My turn! 8DWidow: -sighs- Fine..-.-Willow: Yay! XD -Glomps Zetsu-Zetsu: Your my fav! X3Kakuzu: Your cool! :3Tobi: Your a little : Your awesome girl! XDKazumi: Your cool : You scare me...O_OKisame: How are you?Hidan: Sorry for falling on you earlier...Don't hurt me! -Hides behind Zetsu again- My sister Widow likes you...a lot! Kind of obvioud from earlier right? -laughs nervously-Willow: Bye for now! -runs from room-Widow: -sighs- I better go after her before Orochimaru tries to go after her again...-_- I swear if he even touches my sister annoying as she is I'll kill him -follows Willow calmly-
Hidan: O…kay…O.o
Sasori: Oh yeah? Fuck you too. =.=
Hidan: (raises a brow)
Itachi: The feeling is mutual. =.=
Deidara: AUUUGH,UN!! Can't…..breathe… (faints) Xo\\\)
Zetsu Both Sides; Thanks. (grins)
Kakuzu: Mhmm. (smirks in triumph)
Tobi: Aw… but Tobi is a good boy. (bows head sadly)
Konan: Thanks. XD
Kazumi: YAY! (throws fists in air in victory)
Pein: That's what I was going to say…. =.=
Hidan: Hmmm… (grins) Cool.
Kazumi: Ooh, you can borrow my flamethrower! (hands Widow the said item)
From Akane Miyori:
hey guys & girls! ^,..^ this my first time doing this, but if you try to hurt me i'll you back for it. *evil laugh*-Itachi: are you really going blind? and if you need a bit of help killing Sasuke,call me i'll help.-Hidan: your so cool! ur my F*ing idol! ^,..^(i'm not a fangirl)-Kakuzu: i dare you to steal something belonging to Diedara and sell it on e-bay.-Sasori: i agree with you, art is eternal.(hugs)-Tobi, stop being so damn nice! it's sickening! ,..that's all...for now. P.S. can i join, im good at physical,mental,and emotional turture.
Itachi: It's true… (sighs sadly)
Thanks. (smirks)
Hidan: Cool, I'm a fucking idol. XD
Kakuzu: I do that on a regular basis.
Deidara: HEY!
Kakuzu: Oop. (runs and hides)
Deidara: Get back here! (chases after him)
Kazumi: Sometimes I wonder how men actually survive.=.=
Konan & Chuugo: Same. =.=
Sasori: Thanks. (smiles)
Tobi: Aw… (sniffles)
Kazumi: Poor Tobi.
Chuugo: Sure but please don't be so rough on Tobi.
Kazumi: (hands Akane a cloak and ring)
From Malia Kibuta:
Ebisu(glomps him)Scariest jutsu?Ever have a jutsu backfire on you?Is it true that Anko is scary?IbikiI dare you and Anko to stare each other dare you to sing loudly in Kakashi's ear.I dare you to tackle Ebisu and make him run 100 laps around dare you to watch every episode of Ergo do you think likes the sound of their own voice?
Ebisu: (glomped, blushing slightly)
I'd say Orochimaru's snake summoning jutsu.
Those things get freakin' huge!
Yeah, once, during a C-rank mission.
Yes, Anko is absolutely horrifying. (shivers at the death glare given by Anko)
Ibiki: Kay. We do that a lot.
(Ibiki and Anko get into a staring contest)
Gai: Okay!
Kakashi: (punches Gai's lights out)
Gai: (K.O.'D) XoX
Ebisu: Phew. Thanks Kakashi.
Kakashi: Huh? I was just did that so he wouldn't sing but your welcome anyway. (goes back to reading Icha Icha)
Itachi: Never heard of it and no.
Iruka: Itachi because he thinks he's perfect.
Itachi: But I am.
Iruka: (sweat drops)
From Calida Haruda:
(finds herself married to Tobi because of some dare from chapter 9)KonanI dare you to annoy dare you to scare dare you to let Ino give you a make over (evil grin)InoI dare you to use the mind transfer jutsu on Naruto and get him in trouble.
Tobi: Ooooo! Tobi don't know how to react to this.
Konan: (repeatedly pokes Kidomaru until he gets angry and walks away)
Kidomaru: (annoyed and angry) Fine.
(throws Iruka off a cliff)
Iruka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
(suddenly web is shot out, making a net that catches Iruka, preventing Iruka's doom)
Iruka: Phew. Thank you Spider-Man.
Spider-man: (hanging from a tree) Everyone gets one. =.=
Kazumi: O.O
Chuugo: Wow, just like on Family Guy. XD
Genma: Er… She's busy running for her life with Naruto. (points at the two teens running away, screaming as the people dared to torture them attacks them)
Ino: A (huff) busy! (huff) (runs like hell)
From Minuit-Glace:
Hey all -hands out cookies- This is my first time but if you laugh I can quite easily kick you all in the nuts Hidan - You may be one of the slowest attackers in the group but you have the best powers ^^ Where do I sign up to be a Jashinist?Deidara - Just to let you know you have the best hair =3 it's really uber awsome, that and I do really love your art. Though I am disapointed in your attacking Gaara -shakes head-Gaara - -hands a big bag of cookies-Sasori - Are you aware that your eyes make you look like you're on drugs? And are you some how related to Gaara?Zetsu - How do you like being a plant person? -Gives a bag of body parts- Eat up ^^Tobi - You're so cute
Everyone: O.O
Kazumi: Good thing I'm a girl. XD
Every Girl: Yep. XD
Hidan: Right here! (holds out a pen and Jashinist contract)
Kazumi: =.=
Chuugo: =.=
Kakuzu: =.=
Deidara: Thanks. I like my hair too.
Hey, don't blame me. Blame Pein. He's the one who made me do it.
Pein: Hey! Don't blame me!
Kazumi: No body blame anybody or I'll bring Wrath in and let her eat your guys' damn brains!
Everyone Else: Yes ma'am. O.O
Gaara: Thanks. X3
Sasori: Didn't know that…. And no! For the last time! We're not related! (left eye twitches)
Zetsu WH: It has it's interesting moments.
Zetsu BH: Thanks. (both begin munching on the dead bodies)
Kazumi: e.o Damn messy eater.
Zetsu Both Sides: Sorry. (sweat drops)
Tobi: Yay! Tobi's cute!
Kazumi: Well that's it!
Chuugo: Bye everyone!
Kazumi: See you next chapter!
Okay! Sorry again for updating so lat! I was grounded and stuff! Wrath is an OC I created that is in my new story. Lol. Ironically it's a Spider-Man story. XD See ya next time!