N: stup it u gay fagsThat's incredibly insulting, one of my friends is lesbian. *smack* if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! Now, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to commentate ! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evildatz y dey movd houses ok!Hey, not all Slytherins are evil! Quit demonizing them! Yeesh -.-
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day He's probably more scared of you. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666 *facepalm*. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar of course you do. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR Well then, your band is just a copy of a bunch of other bands. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now NOOO! CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU!. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid she got Hagrid, too? *cries* Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists is that everybody's solution to everything in this story? (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire Real vampires can die too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that weren't you sticking them in your ears a while back? Ah, who cares, let her die or a steak Really? Awesome! *pulls out a mini grill and begins to roast a large slab of meat, shaking her fist at the sky* I'M COMING FOR YOU, EBONY!) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on Nobody cares! a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.Sure thing, sweetheart, you keep tellin' yourself that…
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into FLAMES tears DAMMIT!
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. A voice that was planned or carried out by two or more people working together or with the same goal? How is that possible again? You know what, never mind -.-
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into please let it be flames now! PLEEEASE! Tears ARGH!. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall holding a knife that he stabbed me with multiple times. No? *scream of frustration*
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yes, he would've said something like "filthy mudblood!" or "floppy-wanded toad boggerer!" or even "YOUR MOTHER IS A ******** HIPPOPOTAMOUS ********* SOUP ***** DANIEL RADCLIFF…etc!" or something.
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive *offensive southern accent* aww, poor thang's cryin' all sensitive-lahk! (sorry to all southerners, I just couldn't resist. :p) Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour.Wow. No, don't worry about Draco at all, just return to what you were doing *facepalm* Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache maybe he has a head cold, or the plague, or the I-can't-see-or-smell-or-tell-if-someone's-sneaking-up-on-me flu! (Ahh, I still remember that episode of "Between the Lions" *looks wistful* :3)
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely oh yeah? Well, I can cry stupidly! OH!(c dats basically nut swering *facepalm* and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists Wait, I thought he couldn't die from that….*sighs*
And the plot worsens! Okay, drop me a review and tell me what you're being for Halloween! :D