The Loud siblings prepare for this extraordinary, once in a lifetime opportunity. It's not everyday when one of the most famous people in Hollywood decides to invite such lowly peasants to a gala of this magnitude! The Louds put on their best formalwear and prepare to head out to the gala, which Leonardo DiCaprio is holding in…
Lord Tetherby's mansion.
To be fair, Leonardo DiCaprio is exponentially richer than Lord Tetherby. So, he should have no problem renting out his mansion. Everyone Mr. DiCaprio invited congregates at the mansion as they prepare to hear from the legendary actor. Well, everyone except eleven certain siblings.
"Oh no you don't!" Lord Tetherby announces "Filth like you aren't sullying the grace of Mr. DiCaprio's gala! He's paying me a small loan of 10 million dollars to keep the rabble out of there. So, go on; Buzz off and ruin someone else's party, why don't you?!"
Leonardo DiCaprio approaches Lord Tetherby.
"Oh, it's no mistake. I invited them."
"WHAT?!" Lord Tetherby exclaims "Why would such an important person invite this trash into his fancy gala. It's unheard of!"
"There isn't a problem here, is there?"
"Not at all…Mr.…DiCaprio…" Lord Tetherby says, defeated
"Well, don't just stand there, come on in!" Mr. DiCaprio declares as he waves his special guests inside
The louds enter the foyer of the mansion. It's so grand and elegant. The vaulted ceilings make it seem 10 times bigger than it actually is. They intermingle with the high-class people that Leo also invited. Surprisingly, most of them are super nice and aren't elitist, narcissistic scum like Lord Tetherby. Eventually, Leonardo DiCaprio gets everyone's attention, holds up a glass of pinot blanc wine and gesticulates it much like he did as Jay Gatsby in the 2013 version of The Great Gatsby movie.
"Cheers." Leonardo DiCaprio states
"Cheers!" the crowd roars back
"As you all know, I invited you all here to talk about the new movie premiere. Well, this film is going to a new Avant Garde, dual genre movie. It's going to be a biopic of the multitalented Japanese celebrity we all know from our childhoods, Shigesato Itoi. The first part of the film is a biographical retelling of Mr. Itoi's life. The second part of the film then shifts genres into a science fiction movie based on the Mother series, which, in turn was created by Mr. Itoi. I assure you, our director is working closely with the man himself to assure we produce the most accurate film imaginable. Now, I know some of you have some apprehensions about the movie, because I mostly deal with action and romance movies. But I am confident that this will turn out well. Naturally, all of the actors you're looking forward to seeing on the silver screen will be in the second half of the movie. We are still in preproduction, so our director will give you guys updates on how the movie is progressing." Leo explains
The crowd gives an applause to Leonardo DiCaprio!
"Now, onto our second order of business. I would like to invite eleven special people up here alongside me. Please welcome the Loud siblings!"
The crowd gives a lukewarm applause.
"I bet you're all are asking yourselves "Why did Leonardo DiCaprio invite the Loud siblings? They aren't high class at all!". Well, to that I say we should diversify our socioeconomic demographics and there's one special reason. But for that, I'll show them a special surprise. Thank you all for attending, and I hope all of you have a good day."
The upperclassmen leave. Leonardo DiCaprio leads the Louds to one of the mansion's rooms while explaining pieces of the film's synopsis.
So, Giygas will kidnap some couple in the 1900s and that couple's great grandson will have to fight off the legions of his army. He eventually drives Giygas back but he vows to return. Approximately five years later, he returns and has a new weapon, the Demonic Mani Mani, which…
Leonardo DiCaprio arrives at the room.
"Oh, we're here. Please, come inside."
The louds and Leonardo DiCaprio enter the room. There, in the center of the room, on a pedestal is Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar!
"Now…"
The room locks behind them!
"Let's begin."
Leonardo DiCaprio suddenly attacked!
Lincoln attacks!
300 HP of damage to Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar!
The Oscar's eyes emitted a bright light!
The Oscar's true colors was revealed!
Lucy used Offense Down ω!
Leonardo DiCaprio's offense went down by 32!
The Mani Mani Replica's offense went down by 19!
Lana attacks!
323 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Lola attacks!
346 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Leonardo DiCaprio flashed a smile!
Lincoln could not stop crying!
The Mani Mani Replica emitted a dazzling light!
It did not work on Lincoln!
It did not work on Lucy!
Lola was paralyzed!
Lana felt strange…
Lincoln attacks!
313 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Lucy attacks!
262 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Lola is numb and can't move!
Lana attacks!
SMAAAASH!
512 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Leonardo DiCaprio emitted a blinding light!
Lincoln felt strange!
It did not work on Lucy!
It did not work on Lola!
Lana could not stop crying!
The Mani Mani Replica generated an illusion!
Illusory Ness' Nightmare joined the battle!
Lincoln tried PK Thunder ω!
It didn't hit anyone!
246 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
It didn't hit anyone!
229 HP of damage to Leonardo DiCaprio!
Lucy attacks!
270 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Lola attacks!
327 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Lana attacks!
Just missed!
Leonardo DiCaprio attacks!
101 HP of damage to Lola!
The Mani Mani Replica emitted glorious rays of light!
Lincoln dodged quickly!
It did not work on Lucy!
Lola got hurt and collapsed!
Lana dodged quickly!
Illusory Ness' Nightmare tried PK Rockin' β!
149 HP of damage to Lincoln!
218 HP of damage to Lucy!
160 HP of damage to Lana!
Lincoln attacks!
318 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Lucy attacks!
290 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Lana attacks!
333 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
Leonardo DiCaprio attacks!
94 HP of damage to Lincoln!
The Mani Mani Replica emitted a pale green glow!
All stat changes were reset!
Illusory Ness' Nightmare emitted a flash of light!
It did not work on Lincoln!
It did not work on Lucy!
It did not work on Lana!
Lincoln attacks!
310 HP of damage to the Mani Mani Replica!
The Mani Mani Replica was totally scrapped!
The Mani Mani Replica's magic dissipated!
Illusory Ness' Nightmare vanished into thin air!
Leonardo DiCaprio came back to his senses!
You win!
With the Oscar's destruction, its magic has waned! The Louds book it out the door before Leonardo DiCaprio realizes what's going on!
"Huh? My Oscar? NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Unbeknownst to him, the Louds just broke him free from the Mani Mani Replica's control. With that, the Louds head back home. Once there, Lisa begins her analysis of the strange preponderance of this malignant statue. Meanwhile, in the East, in the mystical land of Japan, something very interesting is happening.
"あきひと-さん, 私は糸井さんから、預言がすぐに成立すると言った!"
"もしかして…?"
"確かに, 私たちの天の女神からの古代の予言は成果を上げています!"
"彼女は、天体の双子の到着を告げるように私たちに言った, 彼らは敵対的買収から世界を救うのに役立つだろうから."
"それは正しいです, あきひと-さん."
"彼らは日本人ですか?"
"いいえ, あまてらす-さま具体的には双子はがいじん."
"到着の準備をする必要があります."
"官僚や貴族に、双子とその家族ができるだけ早く王座で私と会いたいと告げる."
"私の皇帝、これは前例のない!"
"これは特別な状況です."
"私は理解する、私の皇帝. 私はそれらの事後通知を通知する."
"優れた."
The royal messenger leaves, leaving the emperor alone. He stares at a picture of their goddess and begins to speak.
"素晴らしい女神あまてらす-さま. 我々意志離れる運に天国."
Lenoardo DiCaprio/りおなるどぢかぷりお (Rionarudo DiKapurio)/ Leonardo DiCaprio (MINIBOSS)
Level: 54
HP: 8000
PP: 0
Offense: 25
Defense: 30
IQ:220
Speed: 40
EXP: 0
Bounty: $0
Skills: PK Flash α/β/γ/ω
Weakness: None
Drops: None
Description: Do you really need me to describe Leonardo DiCaprio?
Mani Mani Replica/りおなるどぢかぷりおおすか (Rionarudo DiKapurio's Osuka)/Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar (MINIBOSS)
Level: 52
HP: 3000
PP: 166
Offense: 0
Defense: 81
IQ: 0
Speed: 20
EXP: 27,193
Bounty: $3704
Skills: PK Flash α/β/γ/ω, Generating an illusion (summons random EarthBound enemy)
Weakness: None
Drops: None
Description: What a twist! Leo's Oscar was really a Mani Mani Statue this whole time! Free Leonardo DiCaprio from his pride and return him to the actor we all know and love!