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Chapter Ten: I warned you, but did you listen? NO!

Inuyasha on the other hand drew the Tetsusaiga to attack. The monk guy saw this and removes some beads from his hand and holds it out toward Inuyasha. Then this huge wind comes out of nowhere!

"That could have frickin killed me ya know." Inuyasha snapped.

"Ah, then where would we be?" Miroku asked to no one in particular, his eyes closed.

"Hey, you bastard, that wasn't funny." Inuyasha growled.

"But... that is what you say to a lot of the things that... well, ARE funny." Miroku replied.

There was a steady rumbling outside but they thought it was thunder and let it go.

The sword was thrown from his hands and the sword lands on the side of the cliff, Inuyasha smashes head first after it. I felt he had taken something, but at the moment I didn't really care, I ran to make sure he was okay.

"Aww... isn't that cute?" Miroku cooed. Inuyasha rolled his eyes, but couldn't condemn a small blush from creeping up on his face.

The rumbling got louder.

After I find that he was alright, I realized that he had taken my bike, the creep! Creep.

Miroku rolled his eyes and looked at Inuyasha's smug face, pointing a finger in his face. "Alright, you don't have to repeat what she says."

"But its 'funny'..." Inuyasha quoted him. Miroku stared at him.

"When the heck do you ever quote me?"

"Every time you're a jackass."

Inuyasha said it didn't matter, and that my safety is more important. -commence fake girlish voice- Aw... he was worried about me. I'm sowwy Inu-washa...

SMACK!

"OW!"

He said that he couldn't care less about me, but about the jewel shard. Aaand that was when I realized, THAT is what he had taken from me. Inuyasha freaked out. Like... screaming kind of.

"Girly-man..."

"Wh-- what is you and saying that?!"

"Sorry. Couldn't resist."

"Couldn't resist, my butt..." Inuyasha grumbled.

Just as he said that, the rumbling that they had been too preoccupied to notice started to shake the house.

"What the..."

"Holy..."

Inuyasha ran outside to the middle of the unpaved road, hand on the sword's handle(theres supposed to be a professional name for that right? I dunno what that is. Anyone know?) , thinking... maybe it was a demon. Then he could take out his pre-rage from all those times Miroku had made fun of him and protect the village at the same time. He... didn't expect what came next. His eyes went big.

"Whoa-- Inuyasha, watch out, its a herd of--"

"GAAH!"

Miroku winced from the sight he just witnessed. He stepped outside, but not as recklessly as Inuyasha did. And thats saved him. "Horses. Herd of horses."

Inuyasha was full-out tackled by about five leading horses. He went flying. Miroku grimaced. "Ooh... oh- well oh well, at least he didn't get--"

"AAAAAAAAAH!!"

Miroku winced again. "Spoke too soon..." Inuyasha flew backward, only to land right back in the stampede's path. Several trampled him. Thankfully, the rest decided not to step on the loud, squishy thing, and leaped over it.

"Ummm..." Miroku didn't know what to do. Inuyasha couldn't have died from that. He was too stubborn. Not only that, he was half-demon. "Uh, Inuyasha! Are you alright?!" He called out.

"Wh- what the HELL does it look like, you bastard!" Came Inuyasha's strangled- it sounded like- voice.

"Right." Miroku looked back to Kaede's hut. "O- ok, I'll be right back, gimme a second! Don't go anywhere!" He shouted, and went back into the hut to go search for supplies.

"Oh- oh yeah, I would just LOVE to go find a rock and sit on it while I frickin WAIT FOR YOU!" Inuyasha shouted sarcastically, laying sprawled on the ground, being in huge pain.

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Inuyasha sat with his back against the wall of the hut, bandages on his head, arm, and chest and band-aids (from what Kagome had left behind in her bag) plastered everywhere on his body.

"What the HELL was that?" Inuyasha demanded.

"I have no idea. But I would think that it was a stampede." Miroku said, half-sarcastic.

"No shit, Sherlock." Inuyasha said back, just as sarcastic.

Miroku sighed. "We'll wait till you've got feeling in your arms and legs, THEN we'll go check it out, alright?"

Inuyasha glared, but was forced to comply. Truth be told, he could no longer feel anything in his bones. They rebelled against movement.

"Now... if only we could find out how to get you to not be able to speak..."

"You know what? Screw you. Alright? Screw. You."

"I kid. I kid." Miroku chuckled, and lifted the diary to pass the time.

It came to the point where Inuyasha got down on his hands and knees to search for that monk guy.

"HA! Monk guy..." Inuyasha teased.

"Got down on your hands and knees guy." Miroku rebutted.

A lot of people where staring.

"I'll bet."

"YOU WERE THERE DAMMIT!" Inuyasha jerked up in an outburst and was overcome with pain. "Ow, ow, OW!"

"Deserved it."

"Shut up you!"

But thankfully, I saw my bike and ran to go get it back. And then we went in to go get that monk guy back for stealing. Inside, he was having a drink and being entertained by women. What the crap? Is he some sort of pervert?

"Ya think?"

"Inuyasha, Shush."

A small brawl erupts, possibly because Miroku sorta asked me out. Does Inuyasha like me or something?

"Does he?" Miroku looked coyly over at Inuyasha's limp body. Inuyasha was glaring at the opposite wall determinedly. There was a hint of a blush on his face but not enough for Miroku to mock him about.

As they run through the village, Inu yells at the monk guy to fight like a man. But he says that he would not fight a senseless battle. Wow. Pretty noble. -cue romance music- I would love a man like that for marriage, then probably a lot of sex. -music scratches- What the hell?

"Eh- that's what it says." Miroku explained lamely.

"No it doesn't."

"How do you know that?"

"Cause, I know... you ARE making it up! Dammit, you bastard!" Miroku had kept a straight face on as long as he could, but no one could hold it that long.

This guy said his name was Miroku, and that he was a monk that works to aid the common man.

"Yeah right."

"Shush."

Inuyasha said that Miroku was nothing more then a sleazy robber. Miroku addresses him by name and Inuyasha smirked, like he had known his name all along, but (I love this part) He said that it was "that beautiful companion of yours" or "the young fox" that had called him by his first name. I was so happy cause SOMEONE actually thinks I'm pretty.

Miroku stared pointedly at Inuyasha.

"What? So? I think she's butt ugly. What?"

"Justice be done!"And with that, Inuyasha received a hard THWAK across the head by a raging fist.

"OW! WHAT the F'ING HELL WAS THAT?!"

"How dare you say that to the woman you love."

Inuyasha grumbled. "If only I could move right about now..."

Annoyed with the talking, Inuyasha struck Miroku, but every blow he delivered, Miroku repented. Then he tripped, and Inuyasha knocked the staff from his hand. Then he does the most obvious thing for him, and he says hand over the jewel or die. Miroku runs away yet again, telling the villagers to run away for their own safety. He runs a good distance and stops, and does a wind void again with his right hand, and everything starts to pull towards it and gets sucked inside.

Its just like a black hole that sucks up everything that isn't nailed down. Inuyasha planted the Tetsusaiga in the ground, but even it is being pulled towards it. I gotta do something. So I sacrificed myself. He stopped before I got sucked up and, since I was in the air, slammed into him.

"Ooh... I remember that." Miroku closed his eyes to recapture the moment.

"Yeah." He replied dryly. "And I remember what happened afterwards." Miroku smiles weakly.

"Hey, I- I think I can move again..." Inuyasha lifted his arm up and down slowly a couple times. Then he staggered up, walked a few steps... but fell down again right on his face. And then he couldn't get back up. "Crap." His muffled voice spoke as he tried to tip himself back upright and walking again, or at least sitting, but was failing.

Miroku ignored his struggling companion and continued to read.

What the crap?! Does this episode ever end? Damn. Either way, next chapter, Inuyasha gets the feeling back in his limbs and they climb up the hill to go see what the ruckus is all about. What will happen? Tune in next time for another exciting episode--- okay, enough with the TV'ness.

Anyways, I am not getting any e-mail from Is that normal? Cause its irritating me. I can't read my beloved reviews. -hint, hint-

Straying from there... you keep reviewing, I'll keep writing. Thanks for those nice people, I have a slightly bigger ego, but it is still unusually small, so please no flames.

As always,

Alena Rio (P.S. When was the last time I had my randomness segment? I feel like bringing it back, but don't know if I should. That thing was always a good stress-reliever.)