I do not own Warriors. There are some OCs i own. See my profile to see who they are. There's a poll I made that I would like if you can do it and a forum called WhistleClan.

Sorry if takes so long. I was very busy with many stuffs. Emma gawd! The last life! That means the story will end after this! *cries* I had such fun writing this... Thanks everyone for reviewing!

Firestar's Life #9: Lost Faith

When StarClan kicked Firestar out, he laughed about it. He gave creeps to all of the Clans. He lost faith in StarClan and was content with his life. Even though he knew he was on his last life, he put himself in many dangers. He took caution and avoided anything related to StarClan. Whenever any cat mentions StarClan, Firestar just pretended to listen. At Gatherings, he pretended to believe in StarClan.

"Firestar!"

Sandstorm ran toward her mate, out of breath.

"What?" Firestar spoke glumily.

"HURRY UP SLOWPOKE! THE CAMP'S ON FIRE!"

"Huh..."

"FIRESTAR! OML!"

FIrestar squinted and smelled smoke. "FIRE!" he shouted.

Sandstorm dragged Firestar to outside of the camp with other cats. They fought the fire and finally won, but it was now late into the night and the camp was half burned.

"WAAAHHHH!" shrieked Sparklekit.

"Shush, Sparklekit," muttered Cinderheart.

"Oh, do you know that fire is a food?" Dustpelt asked.

"ReallY?" Firestar peered at the camp.

"Yeah. It's edible. I tried it. It was SO yummy."

"DUSTPELT!" screeched the queens.

The kits oohed and ahhed.

"I WANNA EAT!" screamed a kit.

"I WANNA EAT FIRE!" yelled Sparklekit.

The queens got in a rage and tackled Dustpelt. After they calmed down, Dustpelt was covered with bruises and cuts.

"Hmm," Sandstorm observed the wounds. "They are fine. No worry."

"B-but they're bleeding!" Dustpelt wailed.

"Well, good. You have to learn to be more careful. Jayfeather's at some dumb meeting so he can't heal you."

"It's a meeting for a stupid Clan called StarClan!" Firestar complained.

Sandstorm punched Firestar in the face.

2 days later...

Firestar yawned and woke from his evening nap. Sandstorm walked in, peering at her mate.

"Yo."

Sandstorm stared at him blankly.

"Hi Sandstorm. What do you want? I'm kinda busy."

"Firestar, you were sleeping! Plus, Dustpelt died."

"Huh? Dustpelt? Oh. Just bury him."

Sandstorm protested, "But Firestar! We have to do the proper ceremony!"

Firestar stared at the she-cat. "Oh yeah. Go ahead."

Sandstorm stared really hard at Firestar which made him uncomfortable.

"Fine. I'll come."

The two cats walked over to the Clearing. Firestar stared at the body for a few moment.

"I, Firestar, will remember Dusteplt forever. I shall burn and eat him over a campfire. I shall live forever as long as he's dead."

The cats nodded solemnly except for Sandstorm. She was crying and laughing and punching Firestar at the same time.

"Why are you laughing?" asked Sparklekit.

"C-cause," Sandstorm coughed. "I'm n-not l-laughing..."

"..." Sparklekit stared at the she-cat and started to bawl. "WAHHHHH! SANDSTORM'S LAUGHING AT ME!"

All of the queens got upset and tackled Sandstorm. Firestar shrieked and attacked the queens. Soon, everyone was attacking each other...

1 hour later...

Firestar stared at the cloudless sky. All around him, his Clan mates laid exhausted. They had fought each other and then decided to have a food fight. The prey was all mushed up and terrible to eat.

"I'm hungry!" complained Sparklekit.

"So am I!" Purdy moaned.

Brambleclaw glared at Purdy. "You're just some random kittypet from a story called Midnight. Or was it Moonrise?"

"I was a loner!" complained Purdy. "And an elder!"

"You're no elder!" said Sparklekit, disgusted. "You're a young, old cat!"

"What the-" Purdy blinked. "I'm OLD! Wait. I'm YOUNG! Oh! I think I'm gonna die!"Purdy fainted.

Tigerstar randomly appeared and took Purdy to the Dark Forest.

"PURDY!" Millie screamed.

"TIGERSTAR!" Brambleclaw yelled.

"DARK FOREST!" Sandstorm shrieked.

"SPARKLEKIT!" Sparklekit squeaked for no reason.

Tigerstar laughed. "MAWAHAHAHA!" Is that how you spell it? I'm getting lazy. Sorry! .

Firestar blinked. He sat there, blinking. Tigerstar stared at him and blinked. All of the cats blinked together.

"Watcha blinking for?" Sparklekit questioned Tigerstar.

Tigerstar blinked. "I don't know."

Firestar blinked. "Why not?"

Sparklekit blinked.

"STOP BLINKING!" Sandstorm yelled. "THIS IS A STORY YOU KNOW! NOT A BLINKING CONTEST!"

"Oh right..." Tigerstar blinked. Then, he laughed his stupid laugh and killed Firestar.

"-" Sandstorm screamed.

One trillion o's later...

"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sandstorm screamed.

*Firestar's dream*

"What in the world I'm doing here?" Firestar looked around.

Bluestar walked up to him, angry. "You're dead, stupido!" she hissed.

"Oh...hi!"

Bluestar blinked. "H-hi?" She forgot to be angry at him.

Firestar blinked.

"STOP BLINKING!" Swiftpaw meowed angrily. "Bluestar, he formed International Warriors StarClan Liars and Haters! Plus, he's the World's Best Leader of StarClan Hater of Warriors Cats!"

Firestar shot back. "You formed International Warriors Firestar Haters! Plus, you were World Number 1 Firestar Hater of the Warriors Cats!"

"Do you know that blinking is bad for you? Blinking uses 40 calories and burn 1 calories! Blinking uses a lot of exercises than running and causes you to fall asleep. Plus, yo-" Yellowfang continued to rant. Not real. I don't know if it's true. It's made up ^.^

Firestar, Bluestar, and Swiftpaw blinked.

Brindleface screamed, "STOP BLINKING! I BAN FIRESTAR FROM STARCLAN!"

Firestar blinked. "Okay."

Firestar trotted to the Dark Forest where he met Tigerstar.

"WHAT! Banned from StarClan?"

Firestar shrugged and blinked.

"Dude, you gotta see Spottedleaf," Tigerstar commented.

"Okay." Firestar walked to the StarClan camp and found Spottedleaf. "Spottedleaf?"

"I LOVE YOU!" Spottedleaf leaped on Firestar and hugged him.

Sandstorm was watching a video and was crying until she saw Spottedleaf. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY PRECIOUS MATE!" she roared.

Spottedleaf smiled. Firestar blinked. They both blinked 100 times.

"I love you too," Firestar finally whispered.

"FIRESTAR!" Sandstorm threw popcorn at the video. "I HATE YOU!"

Firestar smiled and hugged back. For the final time, he blinked and winked.

So. The final conclusion. Many of you will cry. Many of you will scream and throw the phone at a wall or bash the computer. Man of you will sulk. Many of you will blink. Many of you will sigh and wish the story will continue. Many of you are probably dead asleep by now. Many of you will laugh like a crazy person. This is, I repeat, THIS IS the final chapter. So sorry. I will miss you all! *Hugs you all people and places a cookie tray*