Bishounen Spawn

or

When Doctors Get Lonely

Chapter 10

"TEK…"

By: Jezzica Shirokori

"OOOOOO-OOH! Want lalapop!" Tekla whined with outstretched hands to Duo. "PEEEEEZZ!"

Wufei saw Quatre rub his temples.

"Tekla." Replied Wufei, trying to make peace before someone got hurt. "When we get to the big party of Relena's, you can have all the goodies you want…" Tekla's eyes brightened and her smile went from ear to ear. "But if you don't have good table and eating manners, you get none. Understood?"

"Yes, Oo-eh"

Hey, thought Wufei, I'm getting very good at this fatherish-thing.

Quatre had stopped rubbing his head and was marveling at Wufei.

"What?" Asked Wufei.

"How did you- She just- But she was-" Quatre was sputtering his words as he tried to contemplate how Wufei stopped an attack so easily. "Nevermind."

Wufei was glad Quatre didn't keep asking, because frankly he would often wonder why it so easy for him to get Tekla under control. Sally had told him before when he had told her how simple it was and she had said that he probably had good "daddy skills". Which made her blush as she said this, so his reply was a good trip to anywhere, the place far from her.

Tekla started to yank on Wufei's sleeve, pulling him away from his thoughts.

"Oo-eh, what that?" Tekla pointed out the window of the limo at a boy on a bike. "That would be….." Wufei noticed the boy on the bike staring at the window, which Wufei discovered he was staring at Tekla, because she was pressed up against the window like a nut and so was her cleavage.

"……That's a demonic creature for that horrible monster from hell to ride."

All eyes including the driver's stopped and lingered on Wufei.

Tekla looked at the boy outside, then Wufei, who kept a straight face, then back to the boy.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tekla grabbed on to Heero and began to scream even more.

"WUFEI!" Shouted Trowa.

Wufei wiped away the tears he got when he laughed at Tekla. "I'm only playing with you."

Tekla peeked up from behind Heero. "Oo-eh paying?"

"Paying? Paying for….oh yes, I was only playing with you." Wufei gave his bast apologetic face, which he didn't have, so his face twisted in every which way.

"Oh, Oo-eh!" Tekla jumped into Wufei's lap and squeezed his neck.

~CRUSH~

Wufei's face turned blues. "I…love….you..too….Tekla……let go please…"

"Masters, we have arrived." Announced the driver. Their limo pulled into two large gold gates labeled with a large "R" and "P". Both outlined in little jewels. "Shiny" Tekla described them. They drove down a long straight driveway and finally upon the large pink (gag) mansion.

The limo stopped in front of a large marble staircase. Other cars and limos stopped there also and their drivers let out noble and rich women, who made their way to the two large wooden doors.

"Cherubs?" Duo asked, horrified, looking at Relena's wooden door. 'She has cherubs over her doors!?"

Wufei glanced up, then looked again. "My god…" This is seriously frightening! "Those fat little angel things look just like HEERO!"

Heero rushed up to take a look. "Oh…..my….GO-"

"HEERO!" Came a voice all to familiar and yet all too resented with every high pitch tone.

Dear god, it's that princess, Wufei thought as he tried to make an escape, which he couldn't, because Tekla was hanging on his arm.

"Hell….oh god….I mean, hello, Relena." Heero managed to say.

Relena rushed up to Heero and wrapped both arms around him. "Oh I'm ever so glad you could join me tonight!" Relena squealed and took Heero's arm. "Come, Heero, let us dance before the main event." Curious, Wufei asked, "What's the main event?"

Relena looked at Wufei and all of the boys like she had just noticed them, then her eyes landed on Tekla. "Well…." She said in her most bitchy tone. (Shirokori: I really don't know the difference)

"You will have to just find out!"

Duo AND Trowa turned to Wufei.

"Mraaawwr!" Duo said, imitating a cat.

"Hey, you!" A young man came walking over to Wufei or rather Tekla, followed by a couple of other men. "Could we have the honor of dancing with you?" The young man offered his arm. Before Tekla could snatch it, Wufei decided to see if his description of a young man settled in her mind. "Tekla, remember what we said when we were on our way here? Remember what was out the window?"

Tekla's mouth dropped as she looked from the young men to Wufei.

"AHHHHH!" She screamed as she started to bash the young man and his friends with her purse.

"This girl is crazy!" Yelled one as they all made a mad dash away from Tekla. Quatre glared at Wufei. "Wufei, we're trying to teach her how to be polite! And we can't do that if you keep teaching her things like that!"

"Well, it looks like you guys have a bit more than you can handle." Relena remarked snidely. She tossed a bit of hair off her shoulder. "Come, let's hurry. I'm in a rush to show off the main attraction tonight."

The 5 boys, including Relena and Tekla made their way into the mansion and the grand ballroom, where guest were all gathered, dancing, dining, mingling, and all probably curious about this "main event."

After Relena had taken Heero's arm, Tekla grabbed the other, not wanting another person to take him away, so from Wufei's point of view, he was off the Tekla-hook until Heero couldn't take anymore, which he looked like he was on his last nerve, listening to Relena yell, "Let go of Heero!" and Tekla's limited English, yelling, "NO! Ee-oh mine! Ee-oh mine!!"

"GOD! Will you let go, DAMN YOU!" Heero's nerve was no more.

Instantly Tekla let go, obviously frightened. "Ee-oh…."

Heero glared at Relena, "YOU, let go!" He turned to Tekla, "I'm sorry I yelled. I didn't mean for you to let go."

Heero turned back to Relena. "I want her to….let…go…NOW!" Heero pulled his arm away from Relena.

She glared at him. "How DARE you!" She turned to a servant. "Get ready! The main event starts now!!"

Relena walks over to a microphone. "Well, Heero, don't get too jealous!! Ladies and Gentleman! If I could have your attention! I, as you all know, asked you to be present today for my relative….OK, you can come out now!" Relena yelled to a curtain.

Wufei, as was the other pilots, were curious to what was behind the curtains.

At that moment, Sally, Cathrine, Zechs, Dorothy, Hilde (Kill, kill, kill! –Shirokori) Lady Une and some guy following behind them.

Uh….Wufei thought,….um…

"His name is….." Relena pauses and looks over at Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, & Tekla. She smiles sinister-like.

"His name is Tek."

Wufei stopped breathing for an instant as he looked over "Tek." He was and lean with honey blonde hair like Relena's, but his bangs were like Zechs and just as long, only it was tied back. His eyes were creamy, like Sally's and Cathrine's, but were a gray-blue mix like Dorothy's.

"Dude…" Duo began to back away. "I'm leaving!"

"EEEEE-OOH! OH-WA! OO-OH! AW-WA! OO-EH!" Tekla came running to them.

Wufei was the first she got to. "What's wrong?" He asked.

She pointed at the Tek guy, who was making his way towards them with Relena and her new posse.

Wufei groaned, "Here it comes….."

Some of last month's answers from Fans (FF.Net):

"I'd teach Tekla how to...uh...ANNOY MY SISTER LIKE SHE'S NEVER BEEN ANNOYED BEFORE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
...yes..." -Duop aka Tony

"Lemme go get my watergun (SuperSoaker 500+) so I can teach what she CAN do and what she is NOT allowed to!" - KS Claw

"hmmmm what to teach Tekla...Ah-ha the fine art of Neko Ninjitsu, if she can hang from the ceiling she'd do great as a Ninja ^^." - NekoNinja

"Hmmm...what would I teach Tekla to do? Eh...well, aside from other assorted techniques in the practice of annoying Wufei, I would teach her to rollerblade." -Docky

:: Did anyone notice the Bishounen Spawn thread I opened up on the MM.org forums? Currently it's being used for updates, but I want everyone to feel welcome to chat there as well. ^-^ Enjoy! Have fun meeting other fans1 Here's the link: http://www.mediaminer.org/forum/index.php?t=msg&goto=27833&rid=&S=355becc3d45f938e43614c270638956b

If you guys have any Questions, Comments, request, Complaints, or fan art for Jezzica, please send them my way and I'll have her know. ::

-Ashley Akaihi and Jezzica Shirokori

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