OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER DURRRR *crying in corner* On the other hand, we're at the 50 mark now! Yea!
46. Television Tint
"Ukraine?"
"Hm?"
"Can we change the TV tint so the people won't look like they're green anymore?"
"No, let's keep it. I like this way better."
"..."
47. Write the ending to a book on the front page
"GODDAMNIT AMERICA!"
"HAHAHA! The hero strikes once again!"
48. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
"...And 0 bottles of beer on the wall!"
"Thank the bloody queen it's ove-"
"Let's sing '999 bottles of beer' now America ~da-ze!"
"NOO ~aru!"
49. Call McDonalds to make reservation for an evening dinner.
"Hello? Hey guys, what's up today? This hero, calling in to make a very fancy reservation at yo restaurant for a business dinner! I think we'll be there 7:00, to give you guys a memo. Hero out!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Um, boss. You might want to take a look at this message..."
50. Watch history documentaries.
"Hahaha! I so beat your ass in that war!"
"They're beginning to talk about how you were conquered and enslaved by me now."
"GOD DAMNIT ASDFWWEGDFCD-"
46 is nod to my 100 things Nations cannot do fic. hope you enjoyed this and please review!