Fandom Royal Rumble
Summary: Sixty characters from cartoons, T.V shows, video games, movies, internet, comics, and more compete in a Royal Rumble match to win a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, they belong to WWE, Fresh T.V, Cartoon Network, FOX, Adult Swim, Disney, Hasbro, Mattel, Universal, Marvel, D.C, etc.
I would like to thank LordryuTJ and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever for my inspiration for this fic.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
Chapter 10: Heroes and D'ohs
The fans look to the stage as they begin to count down to the next entrant.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #36: Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
With the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme song playing throughout the arena, out came Twilight Sparkle, but it was a different Twilight. She was human wearing a light blue shirt with a red tie, a purple skirt, and purple boots (this is the Twilight from Equestria and not the one that went to Crystal Prep) as the fans gave Twilight a standing ovation.
"There's Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, entering at number thirty-six," Corey Graves said.
"It's a different Twilight Sparkle here in the rumble, it looks like she came from Equestria and is now a human," JBL said.
Twilight runs down the ramp and she enters the ring. Twilight then takes down Sailor Moon, Derek Morgan, and Mordecai with clotheslines.
"Clotheslines to Sailor Moon, Derek, and Mordecai," Michael Cole said.
"Twilight has some fighting experience because of her battles with Tirek and Starlight," JBL said.
Twilight then nails some brutal kicks to the faces of Heather, Emma Ross, Pacifica Northwest, Lapis Lazuli, Owen, and Star-Lord, taking them down.
"Twilight went kick crazy and knocks down six people with those kicks," Corey Graves said.
"And so far, Twilight is the only person left standing," Michael Cole said.
Twilight then grabs Sailor Moon by the legs and bends them towards Moon's head, it was more extreme version of the calf crusher, except it involves both legs.
"What the hell am I seeing," JBL asked.
"I can tell you that the move does not feel good for Sailor Moon," Michael Cole said.
Twilight locks in the hold for twenty seconds and then Owen grabs Twilight from behind, causing Twilight to let go of Moon. Then, Owen gives Twilight a release German suplex.
"German suplex on Twilight," Corey Graves said.
"Owen is recovering a bit after the pain he has been through," Michael Cole said.
Owen then lifts up Mordecai and rushes him into the bottom right corner of the ring.
"Owen slams Mordecai into that corner," JBL said.
Owen then starts to nail punches to the face of Mordecai.
"Owen is firing off punches to Mordecai," Michael Cole said.
"He's trying to make it easier to get rid of Mordecai from the rumble," Corey Graves said.
After ten punches, Owen scoops up Mordecai and gives him a running powerslam out of the corner.
"Running powerslam," Michael Cole said.
"And Mordecai got flattened like roadkill," JBL said.
A minute remained until the next entrant came out as Emma and Heather start to double team Owen with right hand shots to the face, while Lapis was climbing up to the top rope on the bottom left corner of the ring.
"Emma and Heather are double teaming Owen while Lapis is taking a high risk maneuver in the match," Corey Graves said.
Ten shots later, Emma and Heather look up and Lapis jumps off and takes out Emma, Heather, and Owen with a moonsault as the fans went ballistic for the move.
"Moonsault from Lapis and she takes out three people with it," JBL said.
As Lapis gets up, Star-Lord runs up and takes down Lapis with a bulldog.
"Bulldog on Lapis from Star-Lord," Michael Cole said.
Star-Lord then grabs Lapis' legs and then he locks in the Walls of Jericho (or I should say, the Walls of Star-Lord) on her.
"Walls of Jericho from Star-Lord on Lapis," Corey Graves said.
"I don't think Chris Jericho is happy to see his move being used like that," JBL said.
Star-Lord had that hold on for twenty seconds when Derek and Owen gave Star-Lord a double headbutt, causing him to let go of Lapis.
"Double headbutt and Star-Lord has let go of Lapis," Michael Cole said.
Then, Derek and Owen hook Star-Lord's arms around their necks and give Star-Lord a double suplex.
"Double suplex on Star-Lord from Owen and Derek," JBL said.
Owen then gets up and kicks Twilight in the ribs, Owen then lifts up Twilight, and he gives her a sit out powerbomb as the fans gave Owen a few boos.
"Sit out powerbomb on Twilight and Owen has gotten some momentum back into this match," Corey Graves said.
As Owen got up and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock ticked down which means another person was going to enter the match in a matter of moments.
"Who's about to appear next," Michael Cole asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
With "Drag You Down" by Finger Eleven playing through the speakers, the fans exploded in cheers as the next entrant appears on the stage and that entrant was...
Entrant #37: Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
"I CAN'T FREAKING BELIVE IT," JBL screamed in shock.
"It's Goku," Michael Cole said in excitement.
"The legendary Z fighter is entrant thirty-seven in the rumble," Corey Graves said.
Goku runs down the ramp and he enters the ring. He then scoops up Owen and scoop slam him onto the steel chair.
"Goku just scoop slam Owen onto the chair," Corey Graves said.
"Goku made it look easy, despite Owen weighing nearly three hundred pounds," JBL said.
Goku picks up Owen and tosses towards the top right corner. Owen ends up going over the top rope and onto the floor, scoring Goku's first elimination.
"Owen is out of the rumble," Michael Cole said.
"Score one for the saiyan," JBL said.
27th Elimination: Owen; Eliminated by: Goku; Duration-12:14
As Owen left the ringside area, Goku then went face to face with Lapis as this epic showdown was about to happen.
"Looks like Goku has some competition," Corey Graves said.
"Two of the most powerful fighters in the rumble are about to have a fight of epic proportions," Michael Cole said.
Ten seconds later, Goku and Lapis were giving out punches at a very fast rate. But none of their fists were hitting their face, but instead their fists were hitting each other (sort of like a defensive move).
"I can't believe the fast speed of those punches from Lapis and Goku," JBL said.
"This makes Goku versus Frieza look like a small fight," Corey Graves said.
This little punch fest lasts almost twenty seconds when suddenly, Goku nails a punch to Lapis' ribs, then a chop to Lapis' chest, followed by a double poke to the eyes of Lapis, and finally, Goku drops Lapis with a Samoan drop.
"Goku nails his version of Rock, Paper, Scissors to Lapis, followed by Samoan drop," Michael Cole said.
Then, Goku nails roundhouse kicks to Sailor Moon, Heather, Pacifica, Star-Lord, Mordecai, Derek, and Twilight, taking them all down as the fans keep cheering for Goku.
"Goku takes down everyone in the ring," JBL said.
"Goku is possibly the all time favorite to win the Fandom Royal Rumble," Corey Graves said.
A minute remains until the next entrant came out and Lapis manages to get up. Goku lifts up Lapis in a gorilla press position and then he drops her chest first right onto the mat.
"Goku drops Lapis right onto the mat," Michael Cole said.
Soon, Pacifica and Twilight manage to get up and start to nail Goku with punches to the ribs.
"Pacifica and Twilight are double teaming Goku right now," JBL said.
"Might not be a good idea since Goku is extremely powerful," Corey Graves said.
After ten punches, Pacifica and Twilight nail Goku with a double enzugiri, causing him to stumble near the ropes.
"Double enzugiri to Goku," Michael Cole said.
"That might have some effect on Goku," JBL said.
Then, Pacifica and Twilight try to get Goku over the top rope, but Goku was holding onto the ropes very tightly.
"Goku might be eliminated very early here," Corey Graves said.
"If Goku gets eliminated here, we will have a full scale riot here in New York City," Michael Cole said.
The elimination attempt lasts twenty-one seconds as Goku pushes Pacifica and Twilight out of the way.
"Goku pushes Pacifica and Twilight to the other side of the ring," JBL said.
Goku then kicks Star-Lord in the ribs, hooks his arms, and after a few seconds, Goku drops Star-Lord with a pedigree.
"Pedigree on Star-Lord by Goku," Corey Graves said.
Goku then got up and started to punch Derek multiple times and as that was happening, the rumble clock started to tick down meaning another entrant was about to appear very soon.
"Who's about to come out next," JBL asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #38: Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon)
As the buzzer went off, out came the Soldier of Thunder, Sailor Jupiter, who got a good ovation from the crowd.
"Sailor Moon has some back up here," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant thirty-eight is Sailor Jupiter, she's the second Sailor Soldier to enter the match," Corey Graves said.
Sailor Jupiter runs down the ramp and she enters the ring. She then nails Goku with a running clothesline, taking him down.
"Down goes Goku by Jupiter," JBL said.
"Jupiter is definitely the toughest soldier among the group," Michael Cole said.
Sailor Jupiter then grabs Lapis' head and slams her right onto the mat.
"Lapis hits her head hard on the mat," Corey Graves said.
"Lapis might be delirious after that move," Michael Cole said.
Sailor Jupiter then scoops up Pacifica and gives her a scoop slam.
"Scoop slam on Pacifica from Jupiter," JBL said.
"She is just bulldozing right through the competition," Corey Graves said.
Sailor Jupiter then kicks Emma in the ribs and then she lifts her up. Suddenly, Sailor Moon hops onto the middle ropes and gets Emma with a blockbuster, while at the same time Sailor Jupiter hits the powerbomb as the fans cheer for the move.
"Blockbuster and powerbomb from the Sailor Soldiers on Emma Ross," Michael Cole said.
"I think Emma might be knocked out from that move," Corey Graves said.
Sailor Moon and Sailor Jupiter then pick up Emma and they toss her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her from the match as the fans gave some boos for that elimination.
"And Emma Ross has been eliminated," JBL said.
"Some of these fans don't like it at all," Michael Cole said.
28th Elimination: Emma Ross; Eliminated by: Sailor Moon and Sailor Jupiter; Duration-22:27
As Emma left the ringside area, Sailor Moon and Sailor Jupiter start to punch Lapis with back and forth shots.
"Look at Moon and Jupiter punching the living hell out of Lapis," JBL said.
"It's like human pong, the soldiers are the rectangles and Lapis is the ball," Corey Graves said.
After twenty brutal shots (ten from each Sailor Soldier), Sailor Jupiter nails Lapis with a superkick.
"Superkick by Jupiter and Lapis is on dream street," Michael Cole said.
Sailor Moon then scoops up Lapis and gives her a scoop slam.
"Scoop slam on Lapis from Moon," Corey Graves said.
Then, Sailor Jupiter lifts up Sailor Moon on her shoulders. Sailor Moon then stands up on Jupiter's shoulders and then she jumps off and gets Lapis with a splash as the fans gave a loud ovation for that move.
"Oh my god, Moon just jumps off of Jupiter and hits a splash on Lapis," JBL said.
A minute remains until the next entrant came out as Mordecai sets up the chair in the bottom left corner of the ring. Derek then runs towards Mordecai, but Mordecai moves out of the way and Derek runs head first into the chair.
"Ouch, Mordecai moved out of the way and Derek runs into that chair," Michael Cole said.
As Derek stumbled out of the corner, Mordecai kicks Derek in the ribs and plants him with a DDT.
"DDT on Mordecai and Derek is down," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Twilight locks in the sleeper hold on Lapis, trying to make her pass out in the rumble.
"Twilight has the sleeper hold on Lapis. Lapis hasn't had any luck since being beaten by those Sailor Soldiers," JBL said.
After locking in the hold for seventeen seconds, Twilight lets go of Lapis and tries to find the next person to fight.
Meanwhile, Sailor Jupiter bounces off the ropes and tries to hit a cross body on Goku, but he ends up catching her and starts to give Jupiter knees to the back.
"Jupiter try to get Goku, but it backfired horribly," Corey Graves said.
After ten knees to the back, Goku gets Sailor Jupiter with a powerslam.
"Powerslam on Jupiter from Goku," JBL said.
Meanwhile, Mordecai was trying to get Derek out of the match, but Derek was holding onto those ropes tightly.
"Derek is trying desperately to stay in the match," Michael Cole said.
"Even after taking such pain, he still has some fight left in him," JBL said.
The elimination attempt lasts eighteen seconds as Mordecai gave up on the elimination attempt and try to find another person to fight, while the rumble clock ticked down as the next entrant was about to enter the match.
"Who's ready to enter next," Corey Graves asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Then, a bat symbol appeared on the mat as the fans gave a standing ovation. The next entrant then flew down from the rafters and land in the ring and that entrant was...
Entrant #39: Batman
"I can't believe my eyes," JBL said in shock.
"IT'S BATMAN," Corey Graves screamed in shock.
"Batman is entrant thirty-nine in the Fandom Royal Rumble," Michael Cole said.
Batman then gets Lapis with a hip toss, he then nails a chop on Sailor Moon, followed by a clothesline on Sailor Jupiter, he then gets a uppercut on Mordecai, followed by a roundhouse kick to the head of Twilight Sparkle, he then grabs Pacifica and Star-Lord by their neck and drop them with a double chokeslam, Batman then grabs Heather and gets her with a Samoan drop, and finally, Batman scoops up Derek and puts him upside down, he then drops him with a tombstone.
"Look at all the destruction that Batman has caused within a fourteen second span," JBL said.
"It feels like Arkham Asylum coming to life here in the rumble," Corey Graves said.
"And there is only one person left standing for Batman to face," Michael Cole said.
Batman got up and stood face to face with Goku as fans were on their feet for this epic showdown between the two heroes.
"Now this showdown is one that fans have been waiting to see," Michael Cole said.
"We have seen Goku versus Superman in Death Battle, but we are seeing Goku versus Batman for the first time here in the rumble," Corey Graves said.
After ten seconds of this stare down, Goku and Batman try to hit their best shots at each other, but both of them were dodging punches, kicks, and clotheslines, and it was an even battle at this point.
"Look at Goku and Batman, they are avoiding the shots that they are trying to deliver," JBL said.
"They can't make a mistake here in the rumble," Corey Graves said.
This little fight lasts twenty seconds as Batman scoops up Goku, but Goku frees himself and lands back onto his feet.
"Goku loosens himself as Batman try to hit a power slam," Michael Cole said.
"Still a even fight at this point," JBL said.
Batman then lifts Goku in a fireman's carry position and then Batman gets Goku with an F-5, taking him down.
"F-5 on Goku from Batman," Corey Graves said.
"And I think Goku might be out because of it," JBL said.
A minute remained until the next entrant came out as Batman got up and Pacifica gets Batman with a tornado DDT.
"Tornado DDT on Batman from Pacifica," Michael Cole said.
Batman gets up and Sailor Moon and Sailor Jupiter grab Batman and give him a double spinebuster.
"Double spinebuster on The Dark Knight," JBL said.
Batman gets back up again and Mordecai comes from behind, he then gives Batman a release German suplex as Batman hits the bottom right corner hard.
"That looked like a really painful German suplex right there," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Sailor Jupiter kicks Twilight in the ribs and lifts her up, she then gets Twilight with a powerbomb, Jupiter then lifts Twilight again and gets her with a second powerbomb, Jupiter lifts up Twilight one more time and drops her with a third and final powerbomb.
"Three powerbombs to Twilight and she might have several broken ribs from it," Michael Cole said.
Sailor Moon then climbs up to the top rope on the top left corner of the ring. Moon then turns around, jumps off, and gets Twilight with a double flip moonsault as the fans cheer for that move.
"Look at that double flip moonsault on Twilight and Moon is fighting back in the rumble," JBL said.
As Sailor Moon got up, Star-Lord comes up and gets Moon with a backstabber.
"Backstabber and Moon's back might be cracked," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Mordecai begins to stomp on Batman's chest repeatedly as the fans count each stomp.
"Mordecai is stomping a mud hole on the chest of Batman," JBL said.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...11...12...13...14...15
After fifteen stomps, Mordecai bounces off the ropes and nails a standing shooting star press on Batman.
"Shooting star press on Batman and Mordecai is beating down The Dark Knight like a dog," Michael Cole said.
As Mordecai got up and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock ticked down meaning that another person was ready to enter the rumble match.
"Who's about to enter the Fandom Royal Rumble next," JBL asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
The Simpsons.
Entrant #40: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
With The Simpsons theme playing throughout the arena, out came the father of The Simpsons family, Homer Simpson, who got a decent ovation from the crowd.
"Here's come an icon from The Fox Network," Michael Cole said.
"Homer Simpson from the hit FOX animated series, The Simpsons, is entrant forty, a decent spot for this rumble," Corey Graves said.
Homer runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then delivers headbutts to Sailor Moon, Sailor Jupiter, Goku, Twilight, Pacifica, Lapis, Star-Lord, Mordecai, Derek, and Heather.
"Homer just unleashed headbutt after headbutt on the people in the ring," JBL said.
Homer then picks up Batman, hooks Batman's arm around his neck, and he lifts him up in the air. After a few seconds, Homer drops him with a suplex.
"Suplex on Batman by Homer," Michael Cole said.
"I think some of the blood just rushed into Batman's head after that suplex," Corey Graves said.
Homer gets up and then nails a pop up powerbomb on Twilight.
"Pop up powerbomb from Homer on Twilight," JBL said.
"Twilight should go back to Equestria before she becomes a victim of Homer," Michael Cole said.
Homer then climbs up to the top rope on the bottom left corner of the ring. He then jumps off and nails a big top rope splash on Twilight as fans gave a mix reaction for the move.
"Top rope splash on Twilight from Homer," Corey Graves said.
"Good thing Twilight didn't cough up blood or else she would have to be heading into the back to be checked for internal injuries," JBL said.
Homer gets up and grabs Mordecai by the head and leads him to the bottom left corner and then he rams Mordecai's head into the corner over and over again.
"Homer is bouncing Mordecai's skull off of the corner," Michael Cole said.
"I think Mordecai's brain might be jumbled a bit," JBL said.
After ten shots, Mordecai stumbles out of the corner and Lapis gets him on her shoulders. After a few seconds, Lapis nails the G.T.S on Mordecai, knocking him down.
"Go to sleep on Mordecai from Lapis," Corey Graves said.
"Mordecai has now become a pain magnet in this rumble," JBL said.
A minute remains until the next entrant came out as Homer gets Lapis in a Samoan drop position, then Pacifica nails a dropkick on Homer, while Homer gets Lapis with a Samoan drop.
"Dropkick on Homer by Pacifica, while Homer gets Lapis with a Samoan drop," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Sailor Moon tosses Star-Lord over the top rope, but Star-Lord held onto the top rope and remains on the apron.
"Close one for Star-Lord, he nearly got eliminated," JBL said.
Star-Lord then hops onto the top rope and nails a flying double clothesline to Sailor Jupiter and Goku, taking them down.
"Flying double clothesline on Jupiter and Goku from Star-Lord," Corey Graves said.
At the bottom right corner of the ring, Derek was choking out Mordecai with his boot pressing against Mordecai's throat.
"Looks like Derek is giving Mordecai some payback for the pain Mordecai delivered earlier in the match," Michael Cole said.
After ten seconds of locking in that hold, Derek walks out of the corner and gets hit with a superkick from Batman.
"Batman nearly takes Derek's head off with that superkick," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Lapis nails a brutal roundhouse kick to Star-Lord's face, taking him down hard.
"What a loud kick from Lapis, Star-Lord nearly had his teeth knocked out," JBL said.
Lapis then unleashes these MMA like punches to Star-Lord's face. She nails shot after shot like a crazed lunatic.
"Lapis is unleashing punch after punch on Star-Lord and no one can stop her from doing it," Michael Cole said.
"Lapis is unleashing all that anger that was inside her, from being trapped in the mirror to fusing with that Randy Orton like lunatic, Jasper," JBL said.
After twenty punches to Star-Lord's skull, Lapis gets up and notices that the rumble clock was ticking down, which means that another person was about to enter the rumble.
"I hope entrant forty-one is ready for Lapis Lazuli because they are about to be sent straight to hell," Corey Graves said.
To be continued...
Twenty entrants are left to enter and we still have more surprises left in store for this epic rumble event, but only time will tell on who will win this rumble event. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 40
Entries still left: 20
People in the ring: 12
Eliminated competitors: Angry Grandpa, Ruby Rose, Nick Burkhardt, Cyrax, Lumpy, Kramer, Dazzle Novak, Kick-Ass, Peter Griffin, Inspector Gadget, Jason Voorhees, Xander, Kai Brewer, Fin Shepard, James Bond, Trent, Walter O'Brien, Sunset Shimmer, Hugo, Star Butterfly, Jack Brewer, Sonata Dusk, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Steven Universe, Liv Rooney, Austin Moon, Owen, and Emma Ross.
People still in the match: Sailor Moon, Heather, Pacifica Northwest, Lapis Lazuli, Star-Lord, Mordecai, Derek Morgan, Twilight Sparkle, Goku, Sailor Jupiter, Batman, and Homer Simpson.
Can the next entrant stop Lapis Lazuli?
And will we see more of Goku and Batman battling it out?
You have to wait until the next chapter.
Until then, time to play Carmageddon: Max Damage.