Me: hellloooooooooooooooo !
Keaton: I'm going to kill you
Me: why?
Keaton: because I want to.
Me: Why?
Keaton: shut up!
Me: why?
Keaton: Agggh! Im going to beat you with the special stick!
Me: why?
Keaton: Agh! *runs away in frustration*
Me: why?
Keaton: *comes back with duct tape and the special stick.
Me: okay. I see why now. On with the story!
Keaton: *duct tapes IZ's mouth shut* IZ does not own pirates of the Caribbean. She would like to thank all those who reviewed, favorite, and subscribed.
And so, here we were in the brig. I hate the brig. The one thing I can't stand is being bored. So, as per usual I started to sing my song.
"Iiiiiiiiii'm bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! Bored bored bored bored-"
"Shut it Keaton! That's the 28th time you've sang that song!" Faryn yelled at me covering her ears. Mar was rolling around on the floor muttering about being scarred for life. That was when the world exploded.
Okay, fine. No, the world did not explode. If it did, I wouldn't be here telling you this story. More correctly there was a cannon blast, blowing us backwards. When I looked forward I saw a large hole in the wall. Poor ship, it was literally being blown apart.
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" Dad hollered.
"Hey! Look!" Faryn said, pointing to the lock on the brig. It had been right off, luckily for us.
"Freedom is mine!" I ran out of the brig cackling. Mar looked at me like I'd lost my mind. Unfortunately for her, that happened a looooooooong time ago.
P-A-G-E B-R-E-A-K
"Jack!" Gibbs cried happily as Dad, Faryn, Mar and I swung over to the Interceptor.
"Hello! We're here too!" I intervened. Great. I'm back to being invisible.
"Wretch!" Elizabeth screamed at Dad while he was whining about a canteen being empty. She held up her hand to slap him.
"SLAP HIM! SLAP HIM! SLAP HIM!" Everyone stared at me. "Sorry. Just trying to lighten the mood."
Dad looked at Elizabeth, holding her wrist away from his face.
"Ah, and where's dear William?" he questioned her. Her eyes widened and her skin turned the color of a corpse.
"Will? WILL!" she panicked.
"Elizabeth!" he called from below the grate.
I rolled my eyes. I really didn't need to see the whole mushy gushy, Will drowns scene. I looked back toward the Black Pearl. Scampering across, was Jack the monkey, holding the medallion.
"Monkey!" Dad wailed, rushing towards it.
I narrowed my eyes. That monkey and I have a…complicated past.
"I'm going to beat up a monkey." I growled to my friends.
"Have fun!" they sang back.
"Oh I will." I muttered to myself. I rubbed my hands and nearly cackled evilly. That monkey had no idea what was coming for him.
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Sadly, I never got to beat up the monkey. We had lost the battle to the crew of the Black Pearl. Not really all that surprising considering they couldn't actually die. Plus, the Interceptor had been blown up. Along with Will. If we hadn't been trapped, it would have been the happiest day of my life. Wait no, scratch that. The happiest day of my life would be when Elizabeth was blown up. Now that would be awesome.
"If any of you as much as thinks the word 'parley' I'll have your guts for garters." Pintel told us.
"Par-" Faryn and Mar both slapped their hands over my mouth before I could finish.
That was when Will clambered up the side of the ship.
"NOOOOO! I thought you were dead!" I whined. "Would you mind if I shot you?"
"Will!" Elizabeth cried. "You've got to stop it! Stop it!"
"Welcome back Miss. You took advantage of our hospitality last time. It holds fair now that you return the favor." Barbossa grinned at Elizabeth.
"Barbossa!" Will panted, hanging onto the ropes for support.
"Will." Elizabeth whispered.
"She goes free." Will pointed a pistol at Barbossa.
"What's in your head, boy?" Barbossa smiled evilly.
"Don't shoot him you idiot! They can't die genius! And you've only got one shot!" I shouted at him.
"Yes, see! We can't die!" inputted Barbossa.
"Please don't do anything stupid." Dad pleaded. I couldn't tell if he was talking to me or Will. We both have a tendency to do stupid things.
"You can't. But I can." Will replied to Barbossa, angling the gun towards himself. See what I mean about the stupid thing.
"Like that." Dad muttered.
"I wanna shoot you! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!" I begged. Everyone stared at me.
Will looked like he was weighing his options. He tossed me the gun, and I caught it in my rope bound hands. Everyone was still staring.
"Okay then! Carry on!" I motioned for them to continue and pointed the gun at Will.
"Who are you?" Barbossa inquired Will.
"No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice though." Dad responded quickly.
"Former blacksmith. In love with a Welch, almost as stupid as me." I concluded after Dad.
"Hey!" Will yelled indignantly.
"It's true!" I protested.
"My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins."
"He's the spitting image of ol' Bootstrap come back to haunt us." Ragetti mumbled fearfully.
"On my word, do as I say, of Keaton will pull that trigger and I'll be lost to Davy Jones locker." Will threatened.
"NO! On MY word!" I shouted. "I'm the one holding the gun people!" Nobody listened to me.
"Name your terms, Mr. Turner." Barbossa granted, seemingly calm.
"Elizabeth goes free." I swear to God, if he says that one more time, I will pull this trigger whether he likes it or not.
"Yes, we know that one. Anything else?"
Dad gestured towards himself.
"And the crew! The crew are not to be harmed."
Dad kept gesturing.
"Agreed." Barbossa sealed the deal.
Poor Dad. Didn't get his ship.
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"Go on Poppet! Walk the plank!" Pintel laughed at Elizabeth.
"Barbossa! You lying bas-"
"Now William. We don't want the children hearing that kind of talk do we?" Dad scolded Will.
"You swore she'd go free!" Will complained.
"Oh stop whining! Good riddance I say!" I interrupted. Faryn and Mar nodded. Finally, people who agree with me!
"Don't you dare impugn my honor boy. I agreed she'd go free, but it was you who failed to specify when of where." Barbossa grinned.
"You don't need us to impugn your honor." I muttered.
"Understatement of the century." Mar stated.
"No kidding." Faryn agreed. Barbossa continued talking.
"Though it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don't it lads?"
"Aye!" the crew hollered.
"Well no, not really. She's posh, pampered and prissy." I mumbled.
"Not to mention extremely annoying." Mar added.
"You know, I think she's almost as annoying as you, Keaton!" Faryn stated, thoughtfully.
"I feel so loved." I responded.
"So, I'll be having the dress back before you go." Barbossa continued. Even I snorted at that.
"I always liked you." Dad said to Barbossa. Yeah Dad, cause you certainly haven't been saving that one shot for him all these years.
"It goes with your black heart." Elizabeth chucked the dress back to Barbossa. I was glad I never wore anything fancy. My oversize tunic, baggy trousers and leather boots suited me just fine.
"Ooooooh! It's still warm!" Barbossa pressed the fabric against his face, and then threw it back to the crew.
"Of you go! Come on!" one pirate
"Too long!" another one bellowed, stamping his foot on the plank.
Man, I would not want to be in a dark alley with that guy. Elizabeth lost her balance and plunged into the water. I laughed. Finally! She was gone! That was before I saw who was being pushed onto the plank next.
"DAD!" I shouted, trashing, punching, and kicking at the pirates holding me.
Barbossa grinned and tossed Dad's effects into the sea. I struggled, finally freeing myself from the Black Pearl's crew. Faryn and Mar soon followed, and leapt over the edge of the boat. I heard them splash into the sea. I climbed up on the mast. The crew started to rush towards me.
"Don't!" Barbossa commanded to his crew, smiling. "Let the little girl die with her father!"
I laughed. Barbossa would be seeing us again. Us Sparrows always manage to get out of tight situations.
"You will always remember today as the day you almost caught the Great Keaton Sparrow! Hasta lavista suckers!"
And with that, I tumbled towards the water below me.
YAY! I'm done with the 10th chapter! I don't know how long it's going to be before the next update because it's VACATION! WHOOP WHOOP!
Thing to do over vacation:
YELL AT A RANDOM STRANGER, SAYING THEY STOLE YOUR ICE CREAM.
DUMP YOUR SODA ON YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SIBLING
AND FINGERPAINT ON A CAT
Things to remember:
VODOO BARBIE DOLLS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MY YOUNG EARTHLINGS!
IZ