Disclaimer: I do not own Jimmy Neutron or Red vs Blue


Washington was in hot pursuit of the Meta. He had just barely survived his last encounter with it, not to mention he was literally shot in the back by Agent South. Both of them were Recovery Agents, though neither of them were aware the other was one of them. Washington was running through a rocky terrain that was just outside of Valhalla. He stopped in his tracks when he saw a vortex opening up nearby. Although he was surprised by it, he was not unfamiliar with that sort of technology. He knew someone was about to come through it that was from another place…or dimension.

Sure enough, Agent Florida emerged from the vortex, closing it behind him, and turning his eyes towards Washington.

"Wash," said Florida, in a sort of respectful gesture.

"Florida?" asked Washington, lowering his weapon, "Where have you been? Nobody has seen you since the Phi incident."

"I know," replied Florida, "Once the Director made up his side of that story, everyone seemed to be out to get me."

"So what are you doing here?" asked Washington.

"I'm here for you, Wash," replied Florida, suddenly raising his weapon, "Or rather, I'm here for Delta."

"Delta," Washington said with no emotion in his tone, "You're too late then. South took him from me."

"South?" asked Florida, "Why would she do that?"

"Because she's a back-stabbing bitch, that's why!" replied Washington, now a little angrier due to South's recent actions, when he added, "Plus, she was still jealous that her brother North got an AI and she never did."

"How is North, by the way?" asked Florida, attempting to make small chat during a serious matter.

"Dead," replied Washington, "Killed by the Meta."

"Oh," sighed Florida, "That bites. I suppose the Meta took his AI as well?"

"And his armor enhancements," replied Washington, "I didn't even know North still had Theta on him."

"Well I only need one more of them," said Florida, "Know anyone else who might still have theirs?"

"Aside from the Meta, the only one left would be Tex," replied Washington.

"So…she still has Omega?" wondered Florida, thinking for a brief moment, "Then it looks like I have a reason to get involved in their affairs after all."

"Involved in whose affairs?" asked Washington.

"Nothing," replied Florida, starting to turn around.

"Wait," said Washington, "You said you needed one more AI. Does that mean…you still have Xi?"

"Of course I do," replied Florida, "I had no intentions of letting the Director get his hands on Xi."

"Just be careful, whatever you're doing," said Washington, "The Meta might know you still have your AI."

"I'll remember that," said Florida.

Florida began to walk back to the spot where he arrived in the vortex. He had opened it once more, but paused before he stepped inside and took a quick look back at Washington.

"If anyone asks, you never saw me or talked to me," said Florida, before stepping inside the vortex.

"So Florida was here after all," said Tex, "Maybe he knows something about what really happened when we were transported to this dimension."

"Maybe you weren't listening, Tex," said Andy, "But he clearly said in his voice message that he's not taking sides!"

"Besides," said Church, "Right now we need to deal with O'Malley!"

"Not to mention Wyoming," added Sarge.

"That bounty hunter?" asked Simmons, "That guy's a dick!"

Sudden radio waves started to go off to the point where everyone nearby could hear them in their ears. The Blood Gulch residents were not as affected by it, but everyone else was plugging their ears to get the sound out of their heads.

Goddard, on the other hand, followed the source of the sound.

"Goddard, wait!" cried Jimmy.

Goddard flew over to the downtown area, with everyone else following behind him in either the tank or the Hovercar. They all stepped out of their respective vehicles and were outside the Candy Bar that the Reds had made their first stop early on.

"Man, that tank really doesn't have much space," whined Grif.

"I told you it only has room for one person, but no, some people decided not to listen to me, and others wouldn't share their hover cars," said Simmons.

"I found it really comfortable!" exclaimed Donut, "And I also found it funny how when Tucker went to grab the throttle, he actually grabbed…"

"Not a word about that," barked Tucker, "God, remind me to cut off my arm next chance I get."

"Why don't you do it yourself?" asked Church, "You're the one with the almighty, kick-ass sword."

"We don't have time to argue!" shouted Cindy.

Everyone chased Goddard inside the Candy Bar, not expecting what they saw. What used to be the central counter was now a large, silver device with light bulbs all around it…and Wyoming was standing in front of the switch that activates it, with Nissa and Doc strapped to it.

"I had a feeling that little dog would bring you all here," said Wyoming, "Yes, thanks to this wonderful little machine here, I can summon any form of electronic device with capabilities of thought."

"So that's how you brought Goddard here?" asked Libby.

"Not at all," replied Wyoming, "My other friend took care of that."

Goddard landed next to Wyoming and turned around to face the others. When Goddard opened his mouth, the speaker inside emitted a message that turned the tide in Wyoming's favor.

"Knock, knock, Church," said Gamma.

"Oh shit," groaned Church.

Another vortex had opened up inside Florida's lab. He stepped out and immediately grabbed the container that held the Alpha Replica.

"Are you sure now is the time, Florida?" asked Xi.

"Now that I know where I can find another AI, yes," replied Florida, loading his weapons.

"Do you have a plan yet?" asked Xi.

Florida looked at Beta and answered him rhetorically.

"I've been longing for this moment for years," replied Florida, "I've had time."

"And where is this other AI?" asked Xi.

"That's where you come in, Xi," replied Florida, "You know better than me that the trait you inherited from the Alpha allows you to know the locations of all other AI, regardless of what dimension or timeline they're in."

"Yes," said Xi, "The trait that most Freelancers thought never existed."

"The Detection trait," said Florida, "Alpha's ability to know where he could find those connected to him."

"Which AI are you asking me to find?" asked Xi.

"The Omega AI," replied Florida, "Washington said that Tex still had him, so now I actually have a reason to drop by the dimension they're located in."

"Shall I go ahead and give you the coordinates?" asked Xi.

"That won't be necessary," replied Florida, "You're coming with me."

"Are you sure?" asked Xi, "You said earlier the Meta was hunting AI and their Armor Enhancements. Wouldn't it be safer for me to stay in the lab?"

"If the plan goes the way it should," said Florida, "We won't need to return to the lab ever again."

"Why is Goddard suddenly so bad?" asked Sheen.

"Maybe he wants a cookie!" exclaimed Caboose, approaching Goddard, "Would you like a cookie, Goddard? Church has some in his pack, but he never shares with any of us. That's why I have to be sneaky to get some!"

"I knew that was you sneaking into my stuff!" shouted Church.

"Church, you need to get off the cookies anyway," said Tucker, "You're really starting to let yourself go."

"Gimme a break," said Church, "I'm under a lot of stress. I'm practically carrying everyone's weight."

"Enough of this senseless bickering," said Wyoming, "Gamma, you know what to do."

"Right," replied Gamma, still possessing Goddard.

Goddard soon began to undergo a powerful transformation. He was soon standing on two legs, with the other two becoming long arms with sharp claws, and the core of his body grew larger, which in turn, turned Goddard into a giant robot that smashed through the roof of the Candy Bar.

"Great," said Church, "Just what we fucking need."