Super Smash Bros:
Return of the Subspace Emissary
Chapter 10: Unlikely Alliance
In the futuristic Mute City, a lone F-Zero racer was zooming down the road. It was blue and had the number 7 on it. If you know what I'm talking about, it was the Blue Falcon and inside it was its owner. He was a middle aged man (I think) wearing a red helmet, yellow boots and gloves, a white scarf and blue clothes. This was the revered F-Zero driver and bounty hunter, Captain Falcon!
He wasn't alone, though. On his tail was a red craft which contained the evil Blood Falcon. He looked like normal Falcon, only he wore red, a blue helmet and looked deadly. Created by Black Shadow to ruin Falcon's reputation, Blood also wanted his namesake, blood, Falcon's blood to be precise.
The chase had been going on for a while now and Blood was beginning to catch up. "There's no escape now Falcon!" the evil doppelganger cried. "Huh, we'll just see about that!" Falcon responded. At that moment, Falcon pressed a button on the control panel. All of a sudden, the Blue Falcon gained more speed and zoomed off. There was no way Blood could catch him now. Or so he thought. Blood had expected this and, likewise, pressed a button on his panel. From the side of the craft emerged a red missile, a homing missile! Blood pressed the same button again and fired the missile. "This is the end, Falcon!" Blood cried. Falcon heard the cry and looked behind him. Upon seeing the missile, he could only mutter "Eep" as the missile made contact. The Blue Falcon flipped in the air and came crashing with a thud. Blood looked to see if Falcon was dead. He then saw a figure emerging from the wreckage. "So he lived. Oh well, we'll just have to get messy" he smirked. He sped up and aimed his craft at Falcon. The good captain was too dazed to notice it coming. It looked like it was the end. But then a miracle happened. It was too fast for anyone to notice so I'll slow things down.
Something fell out of the air and plummeted straight down. It landed on the road halfway between Falcon and Blood. So, what happened next was expected. Blood saw it, hit the brakes, and skidded about before crashing into a guard rail. Falcon heard the crash and saw what had caused his look-a-like to crash. It was a trophy of some dinosaur like creature with a spiky shell. Falcon then remembered who it was. It was Bowser!
Falcon walked up and touched the trophy's base. After a flash of light, Bowser stood up holding his head. "Uh, that Mario. Next time I see him, I'll…" He then noticed that we wasn't in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore. "Where am I?" he asked. Falcon decided to say something. "You're in Mute City. You're a long way from home". Bowser looked pretty annoyed, "I don't need anyone in spandex to tell me that!" Falcon backed off a bit, not wanting to get on the Koopa king's bad side. Blood then decided to emerge from the rubble of his car. He looked very peeved. "YOU STUPID TURTLE!! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!" he yelled. Bowser was already in a bad mood, so calling him stupid was not a smart thing to say. "You wanna fight?" he asked, giving Blood the 'bring it' motion. Blood would've accepted but was injured from the crash. "We'll have to postpone it. Although, Black Shadow granted me these to use if things looked grim. Oh, Primids!" All of a sudden, purple spores appeared out of nowhere and began to form. Both Falcon and Bowser were shocked by this. Falcon decided to ask "How did Black Shadow bring them back?" Blood smirked, "I'm not telling. I'd love to see you die bit I better get some medical attention. Bye!" And with that he ran off (guess his legs weren't hurt). Bowser and Falcon found themselves surrounded by the Primids. "Guess we need to sweep up this roadkill. Ready, Bowser?" "Normally, I wouldn't team up with a good guy, but with these freaks back, I've got no choice." So the two jumped into action. Falcon was swiftly avoiding the Primid's attacks and got quick jabs in. He also used the Falcon Punch on a group of them. Bowser just jumped into a crowd of them and ripped them to shreds. He also bit several few and roasted a bunch of them with his Fire Breath. The onslaught was soon over, with the purple spores retreating into the air. Falcon spoke first, "Blood said that Black Shadow gave them to him. So, we need to head to his hideout and show him our moves!" Bowser looked disgusted, "That sounded wrong". "Well, we still need to find him. If he's responsible for the Primids coming back, we need to stop him!" Falcon ran off in the same direction as Blood. Bowser had a hard time keeping up with him. "What about your car?" he wheezed. "It's trashed. We can't use that" Falcon responded. Bowser was even more annoyed now. "Great, Primids back and running" he complained as they ran off after Blood.
Will Falcon and Bowser manage to find and stop Black Shadow and how is he in control of the Primids? Find out next time on Return of the Subspace Emissary!