Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter

20 ways to annoy Remus Lupin

1. Put a ban on chocolate

2. Give him a flea collar as a present

3. Ask why he blushes in front of Tonks

4. Tease him about his relationship with Tonks

5. Say the werewolves out of Twilight are More Handsome

6. Howl at him

7. Buy him a silver dagger and present as a birthday gift

8. Use his hair brush to unclog the toilet

9. Ask him about his furry problem

10. Fill his bedroom with cheese

11. Throw an orange at his head

12. Make high pitch noises

13. Remind him of the time he tried to eat the golden trio

14. Cry when he refuse to let you do something

15. Be wormtail

16. Tell people he gave you fleas

17. Call him wolfie dude

18. Make him dance for you

19. Tell him Snape is a better professor

20. Be evil

Thanks to Danielle show for reviewing