In the last chapter, Mario pretty much sold the map to the captain for weed. Now, they have no idea where the fuck they are. But now, they will find out in chapter 10 of

Super Mario Bros. 300

Chapter 10: Raiders of the Lost Map

"Why the hell did you sell the map? FOR WEED?" Luigi commented.

"...I was in the mood to get baked!" Mario nervously answered.

"Well this is just great! We have no FUCKING idea where we FUCKING are and no FUCKING way to FUCKING get back FUCKING home! Bowser must be FUCKING laughing at us!"

"Alright, now, just shut up. Now, the captain has our map, right? The ferry doesn't leave the island until 8:30 PM. Right now it's 5:30. That leaves us 3 hours to get the map back, right? Let's just go, grab the map, and come back! We still have all our weed, right?"

"Yeah, because I didn't even KNOW about any fucking weed until now," Luigi mumbled.

"We can just give back his weed, and we can get our map back. It's the perfect plan! Let's go!" Mario and Luigi ventured toward the ship.

MEANWHILE...

Bowser watched Mario and Luigi backtrack via a TV screen. He was confused.

"Why the hell are they going back?" Bowser asked himself. "They didn't lose anything, did they? Oh, well! This is better for me!" Bowser laughed.

MEANWHILE...AGAIN...

Mario and Luigi backtracked to the ship. A big chunk of the ship's front was destroyed. Mario and Luigi ran inside the ship. The captain was on the ground, badly hurt.

"Captain! What happened?" Mario asked.

"What the fuck does it look like you fucking dipshit? They came, fucked me up, took the map, and left," the captain answered.

"Who's "they"?" Luigi asked.

"Who do you think?" Mario commented. "It has to be Bowser and his crew of Goombas."

"No," the captain interrupted, "I did manage to get a glance at the people. They were all humans."

"Fuck!" Mario exclaimed. "That rules out my decision. Where did they go? Did you see them leave?"

The captain points toward the sea, "I saw them go that way. They said something about leaving this fake world and going back to the real world."

"Well, that's a good reason to take our map," Mario said, "but we need to finish our quest against Bowser. Ain't that right, bro?" Luigi shakes his head, "yeah!" Mario jumps off the boat into the water. "Well, let's go, Luigi!" Luigi jumps off the boat, too.

"Are you sure this will work?" Luigi asked.

"Don't be a dumbass!" Mario answered, "of course it'll work!"

"But, Mario! We have no way to get past the water other than swimming!" Luigi exclaimed.

"Luigi, what could happen? Worst case scenario: we run out of breath and drown, and that won't happen! We're the Mario Bros. dammit!"

"Okay, you'd better be FUCKING right!" Luigi yelled.

MEANWHILE...

Bowser watched the Mario Bros. swimming. He was laughing maniacally.

"For I plan I didn't think up, this is working perfectly!"

MEANWHILE...UGH...HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SAY THIS?

Mario and Luigi finally swim to land.

"Phew, we made it!" Luigi said.

"No shit," Mario commented. 3 men run toward Mario and Luigi.

"Hey!" 1 of them called, "who the hell're you and what the hell're you doin' here?"

Mario answered, "I'm Mario, this is my brother Luigi. We're here to retrieve a map we lost. Some people stole our map, and we need that map to finish our quest."

"Hmm," another man said, "good luck finding it."

"Oh, well thank you for being so kind," Mario said, "bye." They ventured on.

"We probably have that map," 1 of the men whispered. Mario overheard it, however, "what?"

"Oh, shit..." that man regretted whispering.

"Show me the map," Mario said kindly. One man holds the map in front of Mario. It's Mario's map.

"That is our map!" Luigi yelled, "give it back!"

"Okay," the man holding the map said. He threw the map to Luigi. "That was easy," Mario said to himself.

"Thanks," Luigi said. The two ventured back toward the sea. They made it back to the ship.

"Captain!" Mario yelled from the sea. "We found the map!" There was no answer. The two went inside to find the captain dead. Luigi screamed, but Mario kicked him in the nuts to shut him up.

"Man, our captain's dead. How could this have happened? ...Oh well. At least now we don't have to give our weed back." Mario said. The two left the ship. The ventured toward the endless island.

WHAT IS ON THIS ISLAND? ALL TO BE REVEALED IN CHAPTER 11!