I feel really slack because I haven't updated for a while but my excuse is homework etc. It's only the end of the second week back at school and I have an assignment, maths homework and a test to study for. Anyway, I really hope you like this because I think it's funny but the next chapter is even better.

Disclaimer: I'm not a published author(yet) so I don't own HArry Potter and co.

Chapter Ten: You'll Do Someone An Injury.

"SAGE, get over here NOW!" I yelled, I was just outside the Gryffindor common room and Sage was climbing out of the portrait hole. I had just kissed James Sirius Potter and was feeling like the world was perfect. Sage looked scared as he walked towards James and me.

"What do you want?" he sneered. He looked scared and there was a wobble in his voice that we all heard.

"You, young man, are coming with us to the headmistress's office." James snarled at him. I grabbed sage's arm andwe set off towards McGonagall's office. When we got there I whispered the password to the gargoyle and as it leapt aside I walked up the stairs and rapped on the door.

"Come in." came McGonagall's voice.

I yanked the door open and dragged Sage in by the arm after me. James followed behind. "Professor," I begun "This young man is responsible for almost killing me and injuring the Gryffindor quidditch team, he is also to blame for the flyers about James and me apparently going out."

"Miss Marshall,' Professor McGonagall said "please take a sit, you too Mr Potter... oh Mr Sage you will have to stay standing as there are no chairs left". A moment ago there had been three chairs, I swear I saw her vanish one of them as I closed the door.

"Now, Mr Potter, I'd like to know why whenever something involving Miss Marshall getting injured, teased or publicly humiliated, you are always involved." McGonagall asked a laugh in her voice that James and Sage missed.

James looked at her "Believe me, Professor, I've been asking myself that question for the last, oh, six years and a bit years."

McGonagall looked like she was about to burst out laughing "Mr Potter, a while ago, when your father was in sixth year I asked him, your aunt and uncle a similar question, and that was almost the exact answer your Uncle Ronald gave me. " I snickered and James looked like he was blushing. "You should ask him about it, some time, you are very like him and your mother." she added.

"Now, back to why you are here, Mr Sage, I'm going to have to punish you very severely." McGonagall continued in a business-like tone, Sage gulped "You have a detention for the rest of this year, every Saturday."

"But that's a whole year of detention and all the Hogsmeade trips are on then!" he argued.

"If you don't watch out, it will be two years, you may go." McGonagall retorted, closing the discussion. Sage left, slamming the door behind him. I looked at James and roared with laughter.

"What?" he asked "What is it?"

"I know your uncle, and you are like him in a way, such as howyour ears are going red." I laughed.

"Come off it, anyway my ears aren't red." he whined at me.

"You two had better get back to your common room, it's after curfew, oh and by the way, congratulations." McGonagall said a half smile on her face.

"Professor, how did you know?" I gasped,

"Zena, this is the third generation of the Potter family I have seen come through, it's also the third Weasley generation, I'm pretty sure I know rather a lot about both sides of James' family, don't you?" She smiled at me and James "Just don't let this get in the way of your duties."

"We won't, Professor, anyway I'm thinking of keeping it a secret for a while to confuse everyone until the rumours die down." I told her "Please don't tell anyone."

"I won't, now off you go. Goodnight." She said James lead me out the door.

Halfway along the corridor he turned to face me "Zena, what do you mean keep it a secret?" he asked.

"James, I want to surprise everyone so tomorrow at breakfast we're going to stage a scene, understand?" I told him.

"Ok, what's the plan?" he questioned, a glint in his eye. We talked about the plan on the way back to the common room, just before we reached the portrait hole, I kissed him again.

"Now, we've just had a fight, you go in first and I'll follow." I instructed.

"I love you." he whispered in my ear as he walked away.

"I love you too, stick to the plan." I whispered back, I saw him nod as he turned the corner. Five minutes later I was climbing through the portrait hole with a murderous look on my face.

"Zena, what's the problem?" Niran rushed over to me.

"Him! what else?" I screamed, pointing at James. He pretended to look sheepish.

"Calm down Zena, you'll do someone an injury!" she said worriedly.

"GOOD, MAYBE IT"LL BE HIM THAT I INJURE!" I shouted my voice echoing of the walls of the now silent common room.

"Zena, what on earth can James have done to have upset you like this? Half an hour ago you two were friends." Niran said, trying to sooth me.

"THE QUESTION IS WHAT HASN'T HE DONE! HE JINXED AND HEXED ME WHEN I TOLD HIM OFF FOR MISSING DUTIES AND THEN I HAD TO DRAG SAGE OFF TO MCGONAGALL'S WITHOUT HIS HELP, NOT THAT I NEEDED IT BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE BACK UP! LOOK WHAT THE LITTLE GIT DID!" I yelled at her, showing her a mass of bruises that I had conjured into my arms.

Niran looked at James, and then raising her wand screamed a string of hexes at him and then cursed him, in six different languages I didn't understand. I, on the other hand, slapped him across the face and then screaming insults at him, I went up to bed. I flopped onto my bed and barely managing to cast muffliato on my bed before I started howling with laughter. Tomorrow was going to shock everyone at Hogwarts.