"Shut up, I'm trying to remember how to kill it," ~Hermione quotes
I remember this part of the movie—I thought it was so pretty!
…Birds?
I knew it! I thought my memory glitched, or the movie lied again!
I want a pet key now T-T
Good job, Ron! You should become a locksmith ^^
Rainbow? So, is my memory faulty, or did the movie lie to us all?
Poor key T-T Do keys feel pain in their wings?
-_- Ron will never win the Quidditch Cup, will he?
Ouch (wince). Poor key. Why are they all cheering? Yeah, they got it and all, but…Ouch.
Aw T-T I want to cuddle that poor key.
Now, who cast which spells again? The plant room was obviously Sprout, I have a feeling the keys were McGonagall…was the chess room Dumbledore or Snape, by any chance? I forget the other teachers who worked on this Dante's Inferno-style setup.
Slenderman?
Ron is actually…smart…
So, they actually *took the places* instead of climbing aboard. Interesting…
This Ron is so much more…Well, he's cooler than in the movies! This is great!
Ah, that makes sense. Thank you, Hermione ^^
I like the added suspense of Ron being knocked out and left behind. Was that in the movie? I dunno. Don't think so, anyway. COOL!
Poison?
Woah. Snape has some serious dramatic flair. I like his style!
Poison to the left of wine. Got it.
Don't choose the ones on either side, though they're not poisonous. Understood.
Neither the biggest nor the smallest hold poison. Capiche.
The second on either side are the same. Yes.
(draws on sticky note to try and figure it out)
If only I knew the size of each bottle. Then, I could try solving it.
My guess was the one on the left would take you back…Then again, I couldn't see the sizes .
They still assume it was Snape . -_-
T-T
Are the bottles self-refilling?
Sure, Snape. Make that whole riddle, but have the tiniest bottle be the answer. (slow clap) Very subtle.
"Like fire! Hellfire!..."
Haha! The truth comes out! Quirrell (points accusingly)!
Oooh, suddenly cold and sharp. I like it!
Haha! I knew it! Harry, you owe Snape an apology after this! Hermione and Ron, too!
Ouch. Poor Snape.
(nods) Yeah, I can understand why you'd say that, Quirrell.
Bonking it on the head, you mean? Or letting one guard the Stone?
Poor Snape. Between him and the key, I don't know who to feel worse for.
So it was during his internship-experience!
RELATIVISM. The bane of all goodness and morality. The plague on our society nowadays, no less.
(cough) Marxism. The Marxist view on the world is based on those with power and those without. Overly simple, and a dangerous trail of thought, too easily breeding envy and power-lust.
Ah, so that's why he didn't have the turban before…
Um…how would that have tipped you off?
He was strong enough for you to be scared of him, and he was strong enough to become some sort of parasitic Siamese twin face…thing.
Just like in the later movies. Serious nose-job he must've had.
Is Quirrell controlling the body, or is Voldemort strong enough to move his feet? Is he giving Quirrell mental hints as to where to go?
He's not tripping. It would be great if Quirrell could trip and fall flat on Voldemort's face.
The term "two-faced" keeps popping up in my mind…heh.
Blistering instead of crumbling…cool enough. Like grasping fire.
Haha, good one, Harry!
A toilet seat XD Those twins :)
How come the whole school didn't know the other secrets, if secrets obviously spread quickly? I think you, Ron, and Hermione told everyone.
He passed out, Dumbledore…
So proud of your little pig raised for slaughter, eh, Dumbledore? Guess he's just too useful for now, is that it? _
(nods sagely) Rest in peace, Mr. and Mrs. Flamel.
Finally, someone calls out the wizarding PC culture :P
Good Dumbledore. Always honest, and never makes promises he can't keep. (nods in approval)
(wipes tear) ^^
Aw, he was crying 3 Should I hug him?
I would resume this in another update after leaving for this long, but I'm on the last chapter.
How vigorously was he nodding?
He seems to have been giving Harry time to wipe his eyes. How considerate.
"happened to leave it in my possession" and "thought you might like it". Ha! Don't play coy, old man! You knew what was happening all along, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?
Respecc the professor, Harry.
. There's also another thing, but this is still sweet.
Going senile can do that sometimes. Also, cut out that false modesty, Albus!
Why do I keep thinking everything about book-Dumbledore is shady, when I trusted movie-Dumbledore unquestioningly? Age? Too many mystery books? Belief in his near-omniscence?
Book Dumbledore choked XD
XD Harry enjoyed them being "a very good audience" a little too much XD
Is Pomfrey not going to wonder about Hermione screaming?
After over six hundred years, would *you* be upset about death?
Good thing the queen didn't bash Ron's skull in too hard. That would've been lethal.
Funny…
That…that still doesn't sound like a good enough reason, Harry. Let me repeat what Hermione just said…
"Yep! Our headmmaster's a psycho who encourages eleven-year-old kids to fight dark wizards to the death their first year! Isn't he cool? ^^" (smh)
"So, thanks to us—mainly you—we lost to our sworn rivals, but you can't miss the food we'll have. ^^" (eye roll)
Aw, she gave them three times what she promised ^^. Dear Madam Pomfrey 3
Oh, this fruit punch is delicious!
Aw, she even straightens his candy boxes! She's so *sweet*! ^^
AWWWW T-T HAGRID! (holds him and starts weeping)
"I'm on a first-name basis with this guy, whether you're scared or not!" You go, Harry ^^ (thumbs up)
Lupin foreshadowing?
Aw T-T Another present from cinnamon-roll Hagrid T-T 3
T-T!
They must…actually not be that bad overall, to win so many years in a row…
Am I the only one feeling kinda bad for Slytherin? They had the decorations up, and everything…
"You're about to eat, so I'm gonna use 'old' and 'wheezing' in a sentence with 'waffle'!"
"Hopefully you're a bit less dumb…but you'll have plenty of time to get stupid again, so our anthem still applies!"
"It was a sickening sight" XD
Recent? It all happened more than three days ago. You should've awarded points then, instead of leading Slytherin on so long. Now a quarter of the student body will be glum this time…
Never mind for sacrificing himself to a massive statue for his friends -_-
Aw, his brothers are proud of him ^^ 3 3 3
Haha…spittin' fire with those wordplays, Dumbledore (thumbs up)
…Just sixty? JUST SIXTY? He literall faced Voldemort mano-a-mano, ad you only gave him ten more points than the others? Just enough for them to beat Slytherin, eh? And people call Snape biased. (smh) PLUS FORTY SECRET POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, and minus twenty secret points from Dumbledore's payroll.
Aw T-T 3 NEVILLE! 3 Plus ten secret points to Dumbledore's payroll for acknowledging the underdog!
He did that so Neville could be the hero who gave his house the Cup…plus twenty secret points to Dumbledore's payroll for brilliantly giving Neville the spotlight he deserves!
Must've been a "sickening display" to Slytherin, at this point XD
For a second, I was surprised at Snape's sportsmanship…then the rest of the sentence explained everything XP Plus ten secret points to Snape's payroll for swallowing his pride, plus forty more for his struggles and valiance against Quirrell, plus twenty for doing everything despite hating his ungrateful students! ^^
Yeesh, guys. Kudos to Goyle for being more than just a meaty face.
TREVOR ^^!
What, so you could get the school in trouble when you "forget" that rule exists? ...Oh, I can't stay miffed with those twins for anything XP
Fred T-T
"Firs' years, follow me!"
Did they come across any nasty ones this time?
Do they all live in the Muggle world, or is that just a stop where their families go to take them back home?
Surely, the Dursleys wouldn't mind you leaving them for a while? A social life may be a blessing to th—oh wait, they just want you miserable, don't they? Ah, you can take them, anyway. Don't let them stop you from visiting, okay?
Other than next school year, you mean? Yeah, I get it ^^.
Fangirl. XD
Aw! ^^ 3
HAH! YOU'RE AMAZING, HARRY XD XD XD XD XD XD! SAVAGE HARRY IS BEST HARRY! I would ask him to send vids, but that's not a commonplace request yet XD
Um, nice details on the printing and binding of this book…
This was fun! I enjoyed conversing with you through this and sharing my random commentary. Keep a lookout for my thoughts when I read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for the first time! Au revoir! Until next time~~~
~J. Gemstone