Disclaimer and warnings in first chapter
Chapter 10
"really now?" Pein looked rather interested
"if only I could get that journal…" Kai thought about the situation
"ah but you could Kai-kun, un" Deidara winked and one name came across Kai's mind
'Kimimaru' he called
'yes?'
'do you remember the journal'
'which one there are tons in here'
'you've kept it all?!'
'of course I did'
'well the one that's about the jinchuuriki'
'hmm let me search for a few minutes'
'this bothers me, where do you live now'
'ooooooh concerned, are we?'
'don't expect anything cause basically you are my biggest weakness what's done to you happens to me also'
'fine fine and are you using the same excuse I did when you asked me 'just to live?''
'so that was just an excuse'
'…'
'he he'
'found it come here quickly'
'yeah whatever' "uhh I gotta go, you know where Dei-sensei" he said as he went out to get the said journal
Few minutes later…
"I'm back and this is it!" Kai exclaimed holding a black notebook the others looked in curiosity and opened it thus starting the long week of studying about jinchuurikis. Everyone helped (surprisingly) the week has passed and they were close, so close to the answer. But it seems that something is missing as Kai pondered to what it might be he felt a sudden tingling and the answer struck him like lightning. Chakra, tons and tons of it then he looked at the shark who was busily wrapping samehada in tape, his ears popping out he sniffed around and was determined that the huge amounts of chakra was coming from the man with gills "anou Kisame-kun I know the missing thing" Kisame suddenly jerked his head at the news
"eh?"
"but I need your help"
"…"
"we need chakra"
"..!.."
"lots and lots of it"
"that's all?"
"yup!"
"well let's get it started then" they prepared the ceremony summoning the huge finger statue thingy. Kai, using a stick with different kanji written all over it, drew a symbol on the ground and placed Shiromi there
"Shiromi I need you to calm down okay"
"of course"
"Kisame-kun!!" Kai drew another symbol at the front of Shiromi's "stand here please" Kisame obeyed "Yuuko take his place at the sealing statue" with this the other members erupted
"is this safe?"
"what the heck?"
"are you really sure?"
"people stop your bickering, Yuuko and I have already discussed the plan" Kai shot back, drawing a line that connects Shiromi's and Kisame's symbol and at the back of Shiromi's symbol he drew another one but push the stick deeper this time the symbols began to glow making an unbreakable barrier around Kisame and Shiromi trapping them inside. Kisame was startled, Shiromi looked down. "start the ceremony!!" Kai commanded as the others followed Shiromi kneeled and slowly white chakra came out of her mouth (she didn't float in that white thingy like the real Gaara did) the symbols glowed brighter slowly chakra was being sucked from Kisame too. Kai held a kunai and stabbed himself kneeling to the deeper symbol his blood flowed seeping to every gap, covering the symbol, which slowly glowed black. "I'm sorry everyone I lied" Kai confessed as he felt the symbol crave for his blood, begging "I already knew that chakra was the most important part in this ceremony" this earned stares of confusion from the members also with Yuuko, Shiromi was unconscious "the new thing I've learned by reading the journal again and again is that-" he coughed blood Yuuko tried to stop the sealing to help Kai but he stopped her "if you stop now you'll just kill her!" more blood all of it directing towards the symbol "this ceremony, in order for Shiromi to live needs a huge amount of chakra and-" others were looking at Kai now even Kisame, everyone was speechless "and blood of a demon"
"you're a demon?!" Yuuko asked with tears in her eyes
"now I'm sure because if I'm not, it wouldn't accept my blood" he smiled not really directed at anyone "it needs a lot too… I might" coughing, uncontrollable coughing blood more blood and then he passed out Yuuko tried to stop but she felt strings tied to her keeping her from moving, she felt calm and continued the ceremony with tears. After the ceremony…
"Kai!!" Yuuko yelled at the seemingly lifeless form of Kai, who twitched.
"is he alive?" Pein asked
"I think he is" Sasori crouch down to where Kai is
"geez…five…more…minutes" Kai mumbled turning to one side, the others twitched, Yuuko hit Kai with a large plank. "ite, what was that for!!" Kai yelled now fully awake, with tears in her eyes Yuuko hugged him "eh? Now this looks like the mushy scenes I've always hated" Yuuko let go of him, he realized that he was in the sealed room. "how did I get here?"
"Hiruko carried you" Sasori replied
"how are you? Un"
"fine, wait where's Shiromi?" Kai asked
"well she is in her bed" Pein appeared from the dark, which was plenty in the room
"did it go well?" Kai asked feeling a little nervous
"it did, but we weren't able to take all of the Hatchibi, two tails remained in her body"
"oh good!" Kai winced and the wound in his chest bled he sighed "Dei-sensei I need to go" Deidara raised an eyebrow then smiled and nodded
"you're going with that wound?!" Yuuko yelled
"well a wound that is caused by that symbol doesn't easily heal but I think I know someone who could"
"I could" Yuuko insisted, Kai shook his head
"Yuuko this is a lost jutsu, the maker is the only one who could do anything about it" Kai replied, and stood up. Waving his hand he got out of the lair and to where Kimimaru is.
"yo Kai, missed me already" Kimimaru's back was facing Kai because he was tinkering with something
"shut up or else I'll call you old" Kai joked, Kimimaru looked at Kai's wound with a curious eyebrow "I need your help"
"is that the effect of the jutsu?" Kai nodded "then I think I know what to do" nobody knew what Kimimaru exactly did (except for me!) but all they knew is that when Kai came back to the lair he was more feminine (no not like Yuuko's problem) in figure and his eyes became bigger and cuter making him look younger
"geez…" she scowled earning the attention of the members whose eyes visibly widened
"who the hell?!"
"mah leader-sama, you hurt me" Kai acted and with her eyes she did rather well
"K-Ka-Kai?!" Pein stammered, Kai smirked
"it's good that you didn't forget me"
"waiii Kai-chan wa kawaii!!" this was Tobi and he was currently chasing Kai around. Kai hid behind Sasori, who raised his eyebrow and lifted Kai up to his eye level examining her
"sensei let me go!" Kai said weakly her eyes were faltering and soon she was unconscious, Sasori's eyebrows rose again.
"that child is losing chakra" Itachi acquired his eyes were red, Sasori sighed then personally carried the sleeping Kai in his back.
"Yuuko get some chakra from me and save your friend" Kisame suggested, Yuuko nodded.
Skip teh time!! Kai woke up and cursed herself she was in a mission that Pein instructed them to do and she felt down because she was still in her girl form her ears were flat on her head
'thinking about it I was supposed to stay in this form for only a week and 12 days have passed I'm such an idiot to forget' with the thought her ears perked up "Yuuko I could go back to my male form now!!"
"and?"
"I need chakra"
"coming right up"
-fasto forward desu!!-
"hahh it's good to be back" Kai stretched his arms. His tail and ears safely hidden by the confinements of his hooded cape
"yep" Shiromi replied
"hello" a familiar face (to me anyways) greeted, she was a girl and had a pretty smile besides her was a tall tree… err guy, the girls smiled back while Kai raised an eyebrow
"hi do you need anything?" Shiromi asked a little confused
"well…" she hesitated, Kai raised both eyebrows the tall tree… still stood there uncaring. She looked at the three, eyes landing on Kai.
"well?" Kai asked
"uhh I'm Haku"
"may we help you, Haku-kun?" Kai replied to Haku, the others just stared
"Kai –kun is only used when addressing to a boy" Shiromi corrected being the family prodigy and all.
"well I am addressing to a boy, ne Haku-kun?" Kai added a smirk
"Kai-" Yuuko started but was cut off by Haku's laughter
"smart kid, pretty smart that's what I need"
"ehh?" both Shiromi and Yuuko had their mouths open
"well I need to borrow your friend for a while" Haku replied still smiling
"for what?" Kai looked at Haku with mild interest, Haku just smiled
"well…" the tall tree, which is known by the name of Zabuza, finally spoke effectively taking the attention of the others "we need you for entertainment purposes (Kenosu: known as a thr- Kai: -covering Kenosu's mouth- continue people)"
"e-entertainment?" Yuuko stuttered, that year with Conan had definitely perverticised her mind (don't even know if that's a word), if you know what I mean (-shrugs- who knew Conan was a -Conan hits Kenosu with a plank-)
"yeah we need her for a convention. or something" the last part was mumbled under mr. tree's breath but thanks to the twitching thing under Kai's hood he heard it, and faintly sweatdropped.
"well we'll see" Kai replied and started to walk towards the two, the girls following.
"ah we only need Kai so you two don't need to come" Haku politely smiled
"ah demo you couldn't tear us apart" Yuuko said staring at the tree
"we're like triplets" Shiromi insisted but she saw Kai wince "hehe gomen"
"well… ehe we're really sorry but no means no" Haku replied, Kai looked at both then shrugged, the two shrugged too and walked towards the shops continuing their shopping as if nothing happened. Haku and the tree looked surprised for a second then changed into relief then unreadable smiles "sah Kai-chan ikuzo"
He smiled eerily and if you are following my story you would probably know what's going to happen next. All that I'm going to tell you that the next day Kai was wearing a collar with a chain that was being held by (mr. tree /Zabuza: -glare-/ Kenosu:-sweatdrop- ehehe) Zabuza, his hood was gone showing his ears and tail the people ignored them thinking that it was for the sake of 'teh chain' (yes people it was really spelled 'teh') and was showing a hesitant look
-fasto forward desu!!-
to the time where dinosaurs roam the earth- I mean –3 years later- after so many back breaking C,B,A-ranked missions (and gender switches for Kai) its time for their first S-ranked mission
"yay!" Shiromi jumped with joy
"at last" Yuuko sighed
"about time" Kai grinned
"well it's about the owner of the journal" Pein hesitantly explained
"eh the one about Akatsuki's deep and dark secrets?" Kai asked
"a- yes"
"well?"
"well we need you to assassinate him" Pein expected shouts of some sort but none came
"mah? the owner? ah yes oro-chan"
"oro…-chan?"
"well Orochimaru is too long so oro-chan"
"you still are kids" Pein sulked, Kai had an idea.
"Yuuko"
"nani?"
"how bout showing leader-sama the genjutsu, ne?" Kai smirked, Pein cringed
"okay, okay alright" he said backing up
"so basically all we have to do is to track him down and kill him?" Shiromi asked looking at something unseen… "32" she whispered, Kai nodded
"well do we have any leads?"
"all you can do now is to follow the journal" Pein explained, Kai shrugged
"well we better search now ne?" Kai motioned for the others to follow him and they went
"Pein may I ask you a question?" Conan sat on his bed
"hmm?"
"tell me again why we're sending kids, instead of grown-ups?"
"Conan"
"hm?"
"they might act like kids but inside they are the most loyal members this organization ever had and they will not stop until the have accomplished their mission even if it means their lives, they act like that for a reason it is a clever cover up in the real battle using their emotions they will surely win" Pein looked at Conan who was taking all of Pein's words then he cocked his head to the side "the other reason is no one would suspect a couple of kids right?" Pein continued Conan sweatdropped
With the three…
"well everyone we're going now" Kai waved to the members who were sitting and doing… things, who nodded in reply. Kai, Yuuko, and Shiromi held a little meeting for themselves just outside of the lair
"well what's the major plan?" Shiromi asked
"well we got the journal right?" Yuuko held the black notebook
"well… -thinking- I know Yuuko give me the notebook" Kai got the notebook and his eyes changed slightly "well we need to be on our animal forms" Shiromi nodded and Yuuko stared "ah yes Yuuko remember the lost jutsu I thought you?"
"the changing jutsu?"
"yes"
"well I do but how will that-… ah okay"
"try 'rat'" Shiromi suggested and Yuuko nodded. Doing twenty handseals and the last which was the 'rat' Yuuko slowly shrunk until she became a mouse
"well done Yuuko"
"that came from the master of lost jutsus" Yuuko squeaked, Shiromi turned into a white wolf while Kai into a dark gray cat. Yuuko tried to climb into Shiromi's back but she couldn't reach, Kai picked her up with his teeth and climbed on Shiromi's back and laid Yuuko there then came down again
"ikuzo minna" then they head out, the next part they didn't need to talk because they all know that one thing is crossing their minds
After a year of searching they finally saw his base they saw winding corridors leading to various places finding Kabuto who was surprised by the three's intrusion, after being asked what they were doing there they just smiled and attacked which he dodged they were like that for a while not making that much noise when they were a bit bored by the now panting Kabuto they decided to use the same attack. Controlling Shiromi's body Kai attacked with no hesitation until Kabuto was bleeding. Leaving him there, they new he could heal himself up but they left him like that, few heard of the three's intrusion and dared to fight, leaving them as corpses. Finally finding Orochimaru the three sighed in relief, Orochimaru looked curious and pleased for some reason, noticing the pleased Orochimaru Kai held up the journal which got Orochimaru's attention scowling now Orochimaru demanded their names, the three smirked and showed the clay tablet that was shaped like a cloud and had the same bloody red color like those in the Akatsuki cloaks and each had a symbol in a string hanging from the edge of the cloud. This is what the Akatsuki gave them to confirm their membership. Orochimaru looked murderous knowing that now the Akatsuki had found them, and attacked with pure hate and anger which Yuuko and Shiromi dodged with grace while Kai let it all land on him. Shiromi, at the sight of the blood became uncontrollable and charged at the unsuspecting Orochimaru who fell but got up. Once again controlling Shiromi, Kai let Yuuko go to extract the other corpse's chakra and blood to be made into a drink that will replenish their lost chakra, while Kai still attacking with the use of Shiromi. A few hours have past and still they are fighting restless and uncaring Kai saw Orochimaru's weakness, his hands, and focused all of their attacks there, Orochimaru howled in pain as his hands lay lifeless on the floor, bringing out the sword from his mouth he struck Kai squarely at his chest thinking that this will kill him but was surprised when it didn't work and was more surprised to feel Shiromi's fangs embedded at his neck, fangs filled with Sasori-sama's special poison which works by torturing the victim agonizingly slow ending in a painful death. The three watched as Orochimaru screamed and clutch his neck, they wondered if they brought that instant popcorn with them, few minutes have passed and they still stood there waiting, until it came a final scream the pierced the silence of the night, signaling death. Kai shrugged and approached the hand which held his Akatsuki ring the kanji glimmering in the full moon, which meant that their mission was complete all they have to do was to get back to the base.
"wah I'm glad that were done" Yuuko sighed. Shiromi looked unsure
"even if it was a year it sure went by fast"
"now that you think about it, It feels like only yesterday when we left the base" Yuuko mused. Kai smirked
"don't worry about that, the author's just lazy for some reason" Kai shrugged. The girls nodded in understanding and they traveled another year just to get to the base.
When they finally arrived the members did something strange. They welcomed them with a group hug! All saying things like 'glad you're back', 'it's good that you're here' and so on.
"what the hell!!" Kai shouted. And as if released from a spell the others blinked and jumped back
"what happened!!" Pein shouted and looked at Tobi who was still hugging the three
"Tobi thought you should welcome them with something nice, sooo Tobi looked at Kai-chan's book" he replied, Kai looked confused
"what book?"
"the pink book with the words 'my diary' on the cover" he replied, the others stared in shock, it was the notebook that Kai threatened them not to open, he said that it was very private and he said if he caught someone reading they will end up on their graves. They watched in horror at Kai's dark face expecting the worse, it was like that for a few minutes until Kai sighed
"Tobi that's the book with all of my invented lost jutsus, no wonder I didn't have it in this mission" Kai complained in a calm way, the others looked confused.
"then why was it pink and with the words my diary on it" Kisame asked
"well that's the only notebook I could find in leader-sama's room, and when I found it, it was full of confessions of all sorts of things and highly embarrassing happenings so I tore all of the useless stuff and used those to build a fire and roast marshmallows" Kai continued to muse not noticing the fuming leader
"Kai!!" he yelled "so that's where my diary went!!" now holding his anger Pein took a step towards the smirking Kai
"if you continue what you're planning I'll tell them what you wrote in the thirteenth page paragraph seven" Kai threatened, at first Pein thought about that page then slowly backed away from Kai
"you wouldn't!" Pein's eyes widened realizing the page
"yes I would"
"but you said you burned it!!"
"yes but I have a terrifying memory, I could even remember what you said when we first met"
"which is?" the others asked
"hmm let's see you said… 'what about the other one'"
"It was" Pein replied deflating the others was curious about 'the other one'
"wait, wait leader-sama you keep a diary?!" Sasori asked
"color pink too, un" the others was now murmuring
"excuse me for asking but who is the other one?" Itachi asked. The ones who knew stared then decided to change the subject
"so leader-sama, want me to reveal it hmm?" Kai teased. Itachi sweatdropped
"uhh I'm asking-"
"hey I'm not doing anything to you now" Pein whined
"uhh hello? I'm-"
"gasp (he said the word gasp) teh high and mighty leader is whining, this is priceless"
"uhh-"
"why you, at least I'm not a brat"
"…"
"who says you're not?" they continued bickering that day and Itachi never got to ask his question.
The next day Kai woke up in his room thinking about stuff until he felt a tiny lump in his pocket and remembering the forgotten ring, quickly changing clothes he ran to Pein's office
"leader-sama!" Kai shouted barging in to Pein's soundproof room (meaning that he didn't hear Kai's constant shouting) interrupting Pein from reading a book called 'icha-icha paradise' which Kai regretfully recognize "oh shit not that book again!" he yelled startling Pein who reflexively shoved the book under the table
"ah Kai what do you want?" he asked and because he was Pein he didn't blush (well if it was a normal person he should've blushed right?) Instead he fumbled with his peircings, Kai frowned then smirked then laughed. Pein looked puzzled "Kai? What's wrong"
"nothing it's just that, I never could forget that book"
"what book?" Pein asked trying not to look to obvious
"aw come on leader-sama, I know that cover anywhere"
"seems so"
"that was the number one selling book in Shigakure"
"hm" then Pein whispered to himself "I can see why"
"I heard that…" Pein stiffened "well never mind that, what will I do with this?" Kai raised the ring to Pein's face
"well if you wear it you will be a formal Akatsuki member" Pein replied, Kai nodded
"I can't think right now later I'll tell you" Kai stood up and left Pein's office
At the numerous halls of the lair…
"hmm, be a permanent member… nah wont work for me" at that exact time Kai saw Tobi "Tobi would you like this?" Kai asked offering the ring. For that instant the atmosphere suddenly became serious.
"of course" Tobi answered forcefully taking the ring from Kai, whose face was covered in shadows
"who the hell are you?" Kai growled
"no one you need to know about" he smirked, no he didn't see it really but he could feel it in Tobi's voice. Kai's eyes narrowed, then he sighed
"whatever Mada- Tobi" Kai snapped back as he left the scene, he felt Tobi's glare at his back but he chose to ignore it… so once again the Akatsuki consists of ten members Tobi included
And because I'm feeling lazy again I'll do a time skip this was two years later
"you're splitting the team up?!" Yuuko yelled
"you can't do that!!" Shiromi joined banging on the newly bought desk which behind it sat Pein who was covering his ears from the fuming girls, Kai leaned into a wall not saying anything
"damare!! I'm trying to fucking sleep here and you two are too fucking noisy" Hidan shouted from the door. The girls quieted down but still angry
"I told you that this is just an observation mission I just need you to observe a few of our enemies"
"but why are you sending us separately?!"
"because they are scattered across Amegakure and you're not disabled of some sort just kill the people who won't obey me" Pein ordered, that's when Kai spoke up
"well leader-sama is ordering us to do his dirty work, now isn't that something" Kai smirked, Pein glared "besides you two, consider this as a training, a training if we have to fight in separate battles in the same time" Kai shrugged, the girls thought about it for a while then nodded, Pein sighed then motioned for the two girls to leave the room for a while.
"Kai why won't they listen to me?" Pein complained "they always did listen to you"
"you just don't know how they feel" Kai glared and it seems that Pein could see and hear static accompanied by strong miasma as he looked with a dazed expression. The static suddenly disappeared, Kai shrugged, his face became the normal one "mah maybe they just don't like you" he smirked then left before the leader could lecture him again.
Walking down the hall he thought of their mission being scattered across Amegakure was new, then he saw Zetsu
"ah yes Zetsu can you designate us to where we're supposed to go?" he asked, Zetsu stared for a moment then nodded
"follow me"
"where?" Kai asked
"to my room" Zetsu replied bluntly, Kai shivered at the thought of his room
'yay I'm being invited to the room of a cannibal the joy' Kai thought sarcastically. they stopped in front of a door and Zetsu opened it and Kai expected the worst, what he didn't expect is to find a room with plain white walls the inside was neat he has a table with a vase of flowers and the curtains were also white, Kai hissed it was too bright inside, Zetsu heard Kai then closed the window and the curtains casting the room instant darkness, Kai sighed and closed his eyes, he didn't want Zetsu to see his eyes
"could you see?" Zetsu asked
"yes I could see in the dark" Kai replied
"well then in here" Zetsu gesture to the table, somehow Kai could feel him raise his eyebrow "Kai why are your eyes closed" Kai sighed
"because I'm afraid on what I might see in here" Kai joked.
"you have seen my room earlier" Zetsu stated
"curiosity killed the cat you know" Kai sighed. Somewhere someone heard those words and smiled remembering when he said those exact words to Kai
"well is this something to be killed for?" Zetsu asked as Kai heard the rustling of papers.
"actually it is" Kai replied in a calm voice "still want to know?"
"of course" Kai heard Zetsu sit across him. Kai sighed then slowly opened his eyes, which once again was glowing showing the difference, Zetsu shifted a bit.
"well?"
"hmm" Zetsu replied his gaze never leaving Kai's eyes
"well where do we go?"
"I'm just gonna mark it on this map"…
Few minutes later Zetsu was done marking the map and was in the doorway staring at the retreating figure of Kai
"well isn't that something" black Zetsu mused
"don't go getting any ideas" white Zetsu warned
"I'm not"
"really? You were thinking about killing him for those eyes"
"maybe"
"I could still hear you, you know" Kai shouted from far away. Both Zetsus sweatdropped
With Kai . . .
"Kai-chan!" Deidara called
"hai Dei-sensei" Kai replied she was just going to their room to discuss their mission with Shiromi and Yuuko.
"come here Kai"
"do you need anything sensei?"
"well its time for me to teach you my technique" Deidara replied taking Kai's left hand. When Sasori appeared from nowhere
"well since I could see that you have plenty of time to spare I guess I'll try the little technique I learned" Sasori took Kai's right hand and they both dragged Kai into the torture chamb- I mean the lab that no one knew that Akatsuki had. The silence should've been broken by a painful scream instead it was eerily quite, two simultaneous techniques was done on Kai, both having intense pain burning every inch of your body unbearably slow. Kai didn't scream, he didn't want to, he was taught not to. Instead he coughed blood. The night ended uneventfully Kai was put to bed because of extensive blood loss, Sasori and Deidara was also in bed because of chakra loss, Shiromi and Yuuko due to loss of idea in what really happened, Kakuzu: loss of income, Hidan: loss of swear words, Zetsu: loss of appetite (surprisingly), Tobi loss of inspiration to scream 'TOBI IS A GOOD BOY', Itachi: loss of nail polish, Kisame: loss of urge to swim, Conan: loss of paper, Pein: loss of mind because of all the things they're losing, and the author: loss of ideas to continue this list. Anyway the next morning Kai could easily control things with his right hand, and has a mouth in his left. Pein noticed and sent them to their missions but before they left Pein gave them each an Akatsuki hat another symbol that they graduated and were strictly property of the Akatsuki. Kai went to the mission to train his new-found techniques…and going their separate ways Kai did learn…
-fasto forward desu!!-
(coming back from the mission; before chapter one and some scenes that you never knew that existed)
"Kai!" Yuuko shouted she saw Kai sitting at a random tree in the forest that happens to be a few kilometers away from the Akatsuki lair. Kai slowly faced Yuuko
"yu- k-ko?" Kai stuttered seeing Yuuko's –clears throat- laaarge –sigh- you know what I mean -.-;. Once again falling from the tree head first but once again landing on his feet only to be suffocated by Yuuko's . . . eheh problem because Yuuko quickly hugged him. "c-c-cant b-breath"
"oops sorry" as she quickly released Kai who was a shade of blue
"what the hell happened to you?!" Kai asked backing away from the confused Yuuko
"eh?"
"why did it become… err large?"
"oooh I see, did it? I never noticed" Yuuko replied looking at the far mountains (maybe not that far)
"n-never noticed?" Kai sweatdropped until he heard 'miztah bonez' (Kimimaru: wha?)
'Kai, come to the lair they're waiting for you'
'oh so you've introduced yourself, yeah?'
'pretty much so they told me that you really should come back here now'
'but Shiromi is not yet here'
'the Akatsuki will take care of that just come home quickly'
'jeez fine'
'who's with you?'
'Yuuko, why?'
'take her along'
'fine, fine mister pms'
'WHAT THE-'
'over and out' "Yuuko lets go"
"but Shiromi?"
"well we really need to go" 'Kimimaru tell the Akatsuki to act like they didn't know that I'm back, for privacy's sake'
'fine, fine' came the lazy reply
'Kimimaru honestly the next time I see you you're gonna get it' Kai replied with a scowl
'. . .'
"well let's go"
Traveling to their destination they encountered a group of ugly stinking bastards who wanted their hats (seriously: because when you have a hat of the Akatsuki you are accepted to the organization as a comrade and allowed their benefits which has a humongous difference) ambushed them all at once surprising Kai with a stab to the right arm. Kai's face darkened and attacked them all at once his strings to acquire blade like sharpness that sliced all of them and trust me when you were there you will not like what you see. After the battle Kai sighed.
"things like this make my job soooo good" Kai smirked. Yuuko chuckled, then smiled.
"well let's go"
"hmm!"