Firetail: HEY GUYZ! LAH DEE DAH, SKIP TO THE DARES. A list from Random Ninja Wizard Girl! First Dare is for Kai...MY LEAST FAV NINJA...NOT EVEN FAV I JUST HATE HIM -_-
Kai: Why...?
Firetail:(shrugs) now kai, Go to the Rabid Animal Zoo (dressed as a steak, and smeared with steak-scented perfume) and go for a run with the rabid lions...wait...I'M A LION :D I'LL JOIN! (Goes with kai to the rabid animal zoo)
Kai:(enters cage) Uh...hey fellas! I'm...a..normal guy..just takin' a stroll LAH LAH LAH.
Lion 1: Grawr...
Lion 2: Grrrawl...
Lion 3: Reeerrrrrowlllll... 3
Firetail:oh...my...(giggles) I'm only TWELVE...
Lion 1: RAWWRRRR (charges after kai,followed by the rest and firetail)
Firetail: RAWR!~ This is fun!
Kai:COME ON (Makes it back with firetail)
Firetail: WHEW that was fun! Now for a truth, Jay, witch taste better, dog food or cole's cooking?
Jay: Dog food.a
Firetail: Everybody play Slender. At midnight. YAY I LOVE SLENDER. Poor Zane and Flutters, you guys are timid.
(LAYTAH)
Zane and Flutters:(hugging)
Firetail: Take a good long look at Slender...he isn't very detailed. Therefore, not scary. Believe me, i'm timid...guess not as tmid as you guys...
Garmadon: DAT. WAZ. AWESOMESTERS (one of my friends came up with that word lol)
Firetail: OMG This is a good one for Zane :D Go to an airport's security terminal, and see if the alarm sounds every time you walk through it. ('Cause, you know. He's made of metal.)
Zane: WELL THEN. (Goes to airport and walks through the security terminal)
Airport guy: Sir, you may have something metal with you. Please put everything that is metal ON THE FLIPPIN TRAY (I've seen stuff like this on TV, but I've never been flying soooooo excuse me if i do something wrong...)
Zane:(sits on the tray)
Airport guy: ARE YOU STUPID YOU AREN'T MADE OF METAL
Zane: Yes I am...
Airport guy: WUT.
Zane: I am...
Airport guy:(touches him... :/) HEY GUYS THIS GUY IS LITERALLY MADE OF METAL
Zane: 0-0
EVERBODY: HOLY CHEEZ ITZ
Zane:(runs back to the show...)
Firetail: XD Garmadon, here's a truth. If your name is Garmadon, and Lloyd's LAST NAME is Garmadon, then does that mean Garmadon is actually your last name too? What's your first name? Is Sensei Wu's last name Garmadon?
Garmadon: I'll answer that in order. Yes, not telling, and yes. (Who knows...he may reveal his name in the next season! but in our show he is evil and ALWAYS evil.)
Firetail: OKAYZ. Now for a dare from Alyssa the Dovahkiin. BTW Alyssa, I LOVE Tobuscus, Skyrim, and TEH POKEMANZ. This is for everyone. Jay let me turn you into Jolteon.
Kai into Flareon.
Zane into Glaceon.
Garmadon and Cole into Umbreon.
Lloyd into Leafeon.
Sensei into Espeon.
Me and Firetail into Vaporeon.
And then everybody else into Eevee. WAIT WUT I'M ICE ELEMENTAL...and thank you for the Espeon named sugar and the eevee egg! I have an eevee named OHAI, who eventually turned into flareon... You pronounce his name as "Oh, hi!"
Kai: FIYUR IS IN UR NAME A DUHYYYYY
Firetail: It's cool fire...it's ice fire...fire that freezes :)
Kai: :I
Firetail: YOU HEARD HER THO!
*LE POOF*
Jay: WE IS POKEMANNZ!
Zane: These long things next to my ears remind me of Inuyasha...
Firetail: AWW LLOYD I LOVE LEAFEON (Fun Fact- My dad makes fursuits for me to wear for halloween. 2 years ago, he made one of leafeon. Last year, he made one of FIRETAIL! :D)
Firetail: I LIKE THIS TAIL THO (Slaps Kai with it)
Kai: ow...:'( AWWW MAN MY TAIL IS FLUFFEH
Firetal: LOLZ. Now for a list from MadelineTravis9!Dare for all the ninja- My dog just got one of her legs amputated, so I dare you (I'm actually just asking) to help her get back to her normal self... (she is laying down a lot, like, in a depressing kind of way) Aww...bless you and your dog. I hope she gets better. Me and my family have been wanting a dog, but never had one.
Zane: WAIT. SOLUTION. GOOGLE IT.
Firetail: (this is a real google result...serious moment plz. I really wanna help.) This tells you how to care for your dog after a leg amputation.
Seeing your dog through a leg amputation surgery is a scary proposition for any dog owner, whether the amputation is due to disease or injury. I have personally seen two of my greyhounds (Apollo at age 10, and Mikey at age 11) through the surgery, and have spoken with many other dog owners as their dogs underwent this treatment. While I am not a vet, I can speak from a dog-owner's perspective, and I hope to alleviate some fears about the leg amputation procedure by letting others know what kinds of things to expect post-amp.
- Supplies & Home Preparation
You will probably have very little time to prepare, since this is a surgery that is often done on an emergency basis. However, if you are able, these are some things to think about and supplies to gather.
Purchase an assistance harness (such as a Ruff-Wear harness). Some are made to measurements, so order this in advance to have on-hand when your dog comes home. It will help you help him get up and about during the period when he is still finding his balance. If you don't want to order one, you can make one with some simple sewing. The most basic one is a rectangle of strong but soft fabric to wrap under the rib cage, with long nylon webbing handles on each end.
If you have slippery floors in your house, get some rugs. You don't want your dog slipping and falling after surgery, while he is still learning balance. And many dogs will just flat-out refuse to walk on slippery floors.
If you have a lot of stairs, think about how you will negotiate these for the first few weeks post-op. You may want to set up a "recovery area" in the part of the house that has the fewest stairs, and prepare to keep the dog (and yourself) in that area most of the time post-surgery. If you have a few stairs to go outside, strongly consider purchasing (or constructing) a ramp with good traction. The dog will be able to do stairs eventually, perhaps even within a few days. But it's safer in the long-run to limit the amount of stairs your dog climbs on three legs.
Stock up on some things you may need when the dog first comes home. Pediasure is good for a dog who does not have much appetite, for getting some calories into him. Chicken broth poured over food may stimulate eating. Gather some old t-shirts to cover the surgery site, some old blankets to put on top of the dog's bed in case the wound is seeping. Maxi pads stuffed into the t-shirt can catch some seepage.
- Diet and Supplements
Get your dog on nutritional supplements. The strain on his joints is going to increase, so it's a very good idea to get him on some glucosamine and chondroitin. Springtime makes a chewable "Joint Health" tablet. The same company also makes a "Longevity" supplement that can be used in conjunction with the "Joint Health" if desired. The Greyhound Gang sells powdered glucosamine and chondroitin that can be mixed into yogurt or food.
Fluttershy: Poor dog...I hope she gets better.
Firetail: Me too. I care for you guys and I can help at anytime. We're all friends! I hope that helped. Now for next dare. Nya has to lay out in the sun for 3 hours with no sunscreen. OHHHHH! (Fun Fact- My sister got sunburned really bad last week and got BLISTERS. She was wearing sunscreen too...It was nasty DX I barley got sun burned XD ) NYAS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
Nya: :( WHY MEEE? (leaves)
Firetail: RAINBOW DASH PAINT YOURSELF DARK GREEEEEEN
Rainbow Dash:(paints herself dark green) IM A DARK GREEN EEVEEEEEE!
Firetail: Now a list from Ninjagosbiggestfan! Jay, how did you get that scar on your eyebrow?
Jay: When I was a baby, my mom got a cat. IT FLIPPING ATTACKED ME.
Firetail: OKAYZ...kai, How do you feel about eye on you shipping? (In case you don't know, it's KaixGarmadon shipping XP)
Kai: WHAT THE WHAT
Garmadon: IM MARRIED MY GOSH
Firetail: WELL THEN. Cole,You have to lift up the entire bounty off the ground using only your strength
Cole: I IZ STRONGEST UMBREON. X3 (Lifts it)
all: 0-0
Firetail: Zane, for now, you aren't a glaceon.
* LE POOF*
Firetail: Let all the Zane fangirls in and let them do whatever they please to you!
Zane: (jaw drop plz)
Fangirls:HOLY CHICKEN BABIES
Zane:(bigger jaw drop plz)
Zane:(runs, as the girls chase after him)
Firetail: Hey, I should be in that crowd...
Garmadon: Wait WUT
Firetail: NOTHING nothing...and garmys..
Kai: wait WUT
Firetail: ME NO LIKE U
Kai:(forever alone plz)
Fluttershy: GIRLS! Stop it!...Um...If...that's okay with you...
Firetail: X3 Lloyd, Eat a piece of candy that has a bug in it.
Jay: OH I got sum
Firetail: you has some?
Jay: Oh yeah...I don't eat the butterscotch roaches tho. THEY CAUSE DISEASE
Firetail: W-w-what about the ants? Are those any good?
Jay:THEY'RE MINE
Firetail: Give me your worst.
Jay:(gives them to firetail)
Firetail: They said "a" piece...I beg to differ. OKAY We have butterscotch roaches, Cherry Scorpions, and Lemon Tarantulas!...wait...tarantulas aren't bugs... eh. Close enough.
Lloyd: Well, It's candy...(eats it and shivers) I think Leafeon is gonna be sick...
Firetail:Bathroom is over there...
Lloyd: Thanks...might be in there...for an hour...or two.. (gags)
Firetail: GO GO GO...!...Now Nya, truth, what do you LIKE about Jay?
Nya:ACK These sunburns are terrible...OKAY um... He's cute, funny, always wears my favorite color, and he invents.
Firetail: I'll get you some aloe... OH I forgot one of Wizard101's dares from last time. KAI GETS A HAIR CUUUUUT. They didn't say by who either...(smirks) Garmadon is gonna give you the hair cut :D
Kai: (jaw drop plz)
Firetail: Well first, everyone else isn't an eevee anymore! And Nya, that fur must have made it hot.
Nya: YEAH. VERY.
*LE POOF*
Garmadon:(has tiny hair cutting scissors)
Kai: WOW UR GONNA CUT MY HAIR WITH THOSE?
Garmadon: Yeah...OH IT'S NOT A "DECENT" HAIR CUT YAH WANT IT IT? WELL THEN...(Takes out chainsaw)
Kai:(screams!)
(FORTY FIVE MINUTES LATER)
Garmadon:There...(pants) done!
Kai: I wish it where a decent hair cut T-T
Firetail: Yeah...he's good at cutting hair. Wait...a tiny bit more off this side...
Garmadon:(revs chainsaw)
(WUT LIKE...ONE MINUTE LAYTUR?)
Firetail: WULL? HEW DOO YEW THINCK YEW LOK? (If you can translate that, you are a genius.)
Kai: wow...this looks...good actually. It's...formal. hm.
Firetail: Yeah. He's good with chainsaws.
Garmadon: :D
Firetail: One last dare from Haleytherainbowtaco. Hang with clutch powers and his team...Now IDK THESE PEEPEOPLEESZZ BUT KAY :)...WHAT DID I JUST SEE ON GOOGLE.
Garmadon: HAY LEMME SEE...WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FLUFF
Lloyd: HAYHAY IM BACK...(Sees firetails phone) WHAT THE FLUFF
Firetail: We gotta hang with these guyzzz
Garmadon: DID SUMBUDDY SAY HANG? I GOT THE ROPE
Firetail: SURE BUT WE HAVE TO "HANG" WITH THEM!
Garmadon:...okie donkey! (if you know where this came from, review where you think it came from, and who said it X3)
Firetail: Where is Zane?
Zane: GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF ME!
Girls: WE LOVE U!
Fluttershy: HE'S MINE BACK OFF! If...you...are..okay with that.
Firetail: THAT'S IT GUYS! STAY HEALTHY! RESPECT HOBOS, DRINK MILK, AND EAT KETCHUP! BYE!