A/N: Here's the promised epilogue I hope you enjoy it because it's the last chapter of the story...-cries- Thanks again for everyone who stuck with the story so long!

Disclaimer: I've tried and I've tried but I've never got Naruto -sigh-

The door creaked open, spreading light into the dim hideout and illuminating the otherwise dark and eerie space. But it was brief, and soon the door slammed, shutting the light outside and bathing everything inside the room in complete darkness. Okay, almost complete darkness.

"We're back! Finally!" cried a joyful Deidara as he slumped onto the couch.

"Well, Kisame started it and we dumped him so I guess it's not so bad," Sasori muttered, grabbing some pledge wipes and hauling himself upstairs.

"Pizza Kisame. Why did he have to drag us on such a vanilla trip?" Hidan locked himself in his sacrificial chamber.

Itachi and Kakuzu were both in the corners, one cutting himself and one crying.

"Kisame...Kisame...Kisame..." Itachi looked mad, raising a kunai again and again to cut his own wrist.

"Money...money...money," Kakuzu was crying, huddled in a corner where nobody paid the slightest attention to him. Everyone was just glad to be back.

Zetsu immediately hurried into his greenhouse, convincing himself (which was very hard) that all his plants had died aleady.

"Looks like Itachi is officially emo," Konan smirked, going into a private shower in her room. She couldn't care less about the Uchiha mass murderer.

Pein and his other 5 bodies each dragged themselves into their respective rooms. That's right. The Leader of Akatsuki had 6 rooms all the himselves.

And so the Akatsuki came back, safe and sound. Except for Kisame, but nobody but Itachi cared about him.

Wait...where was Tobi?

"We are the three green guys, running around.

We are the three green guys, laughing about.

We are the three, green, guuuuuyyyyyysssss!!"

Round and round a fire they danced, singing in a drunken way. Lee, Gai and Tobi! O.o Yeah, I know, but he had officially joined the 'Youth Club where you must Wear Green Spandex Suits.'

But in the end, everyone got off the island, safe and sound. Team 7 built a giant statue, much better than Pein's, and were eventually rescued by Tsunade and some Konoha ANBU. Tobi is now officially a Genin of Konoha.

As for Kisame?

-A week later-

A knock.

"I'll get it," Konan sighed, grabbing a comb and opening the door. –Psyco music plays-

The comb dropped from her grasp. Everyone else peered from behind her.

There stood...KISAME!

"WHAT? I thought we finally got ice-cream rid of you," Hidan stomped upstairs back into his sacrificial chamber.

"KISAME!" Itachi dragged him inside, then walked off like his usual self as if nothing had happened. Everyone stared after him.

"Kisame no Danna, how did you come back, un?" Deidar asked, sitting back down on a couch where a clay sculpture of a bird lay.

"Did you bring money?" Kakuzu asked, looking up hopefully.

"Kisame? What happened to Tobi?" Zetsu asked hurriedly.

"Did you eat him?"

Kisame took a deep breath. "Zetsu, no I did not eat him. I have no idea what happened to Tobi but last I saw him he was in Konoha wearing a forehead protector on his mask. No, I did not bring money Kakuzu. As for how I got off the island, Deidara, I rode on a shark which brought me back. Happy now?"

"No." Deidara pouted but didn't continue.

"We should get back to plans for ruling the world," Konan objected.

"Yes, we should do that. Everyone, TO THE PLANNING TABLE! " Pein yelled.

Everyone went obediently, leaving no trace of what they had been through.

And thus ended the adventure of the Akatsuki.

A/N: PWEESE REVIEW! And if you like this story, you might want to check out my other ones

Have a nice day :) And say bye to the story -story poofs-