Hello, my minions! Long time, no see! I've been very busy-applying to college, being in my school's show, interning at a professional show, and prepping for my audition to get into the theater program of my first choice college… It's been hectic.

I hope you all are well! Now, read on, minions! (You all should know by now, I don't own KH or Shrek, right?)

The princesses sneaked along the secret passageway, Naminé leading the way with a lit torch. "Urgh, this place is filthy!" Cinderella cringed, "I feel like a hobo."

As they had to creep sideways in order to pass, Snow White snapped, "I'm sorry, but this just isn't working for me."

"Everything's always about you, isn't it?," Aurora sighed. She was carried by Anastasia, for fear she would fall to her death if she randomly fell asleep. "It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow."

"Well, maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land," she sniped back.

"Oh, you mean in that rigged election?" Rapunzel inquired innocently.

"Oh, give me a break," Snow responded. "'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions!'"

"Ladies," Yuffie ground out, "let go of your petty complaints and let's work together!" All the princesses, save for Anastasia (well, she's not a princess, but still) and Fiona, huffed.

"So I guess the plan is we just wander aimlessly in this stinkhole until we rot," Snow White snarked.

"No," Naminé patiently explained, "we're gonna get inside and find out what Riku's up to."

"I know he's a jerk and everything," Anastasia interrupted, "but I gotta admit that Riku makes me hotter than July." Rapunzel and Aurora both cringed and "ew"-ed.

Naminé suddenly grinned and pointed, exclaiming, "That's it!" They had finally reached the ladder. The princesses sprinted forward, and Naminé led the way up. She opened the vent's window, and crawled out, Snow White not far behind. The ogress princess spied around the corner, and was confused as she saw the beginnings of a set for a theatrical production. She took her head away from the sight, just in time for Rapunzel to say, "Come on! This way!" and rush away.

"Rapunzel, wait!" Naminé hissed, worried. She raced after her friend, the others following. Rapunzel made her way into the castle, and the princesses barely noticed that they had passed a gigantic hedge in the shape of Riku's face, bearing his famous pout. They burst through the doors, only to see Riku holding Rapunzel's arm, and armed guards surrounded the group. "Riku, let go of her," Naminé snarled.

"But why would I want to do that?" Riku chuckled, letting go of her arm to clutch her hand, then, shocking the entire room, Rapunzel coyly grinned at him, and seductively growled. Riku woofed at her, and pulled her in for a deep kiss.

"What?" Naminé gasped.

"Say hello, ladies, to the new Queen of Far, Far Away," Riku declared. Cinderella cheered and clapped, until the stares of the other girls told her that it was wrong.

"Rapunzel, how could you?" Naminé softly asked, hurt.

"Jealous much?" she smirked.

Riku laughed quietly as he stalked forward, "Soon you'll be back where you started, scrubbing floors or locked away in towers. That is, if I let you last the week."

Naminé just glared at him.

"But, Pookie," Rapunzel murmured, coming forward, "you promised you wouldn't hurt them."

"Not here, kitten whiskers," he whispered. "Daddy will discuss it later." Louder, he said to the others, "Now forgive us. We have a show to put on."

"Sora will be back soon, Riku, and you'll be sorry," Naminé cried, determined.

"Sorry?!" Riku shouted. "Don't you realize once Sora steps foot in Far, Far Away he's doomed?" Riku smirked, and sauntered off, taking a now-reluctant Rapunzel with him. Naminé, Anastasia, and Yuffie glared after him, while the rest of the princesses looked uncertain. The guards then closed in on them, and locked them all away in a cell.