I don't own Harry Potter (this includes books, movies, etc. and I don't own any other movie mentioned in this fan fic.
Just as a reminder from the last chapter, Voldemort changed his name to Charles.
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Baby Harry was sitting on Charles's lap as he fed Harry milk from a bottle. Lucius came into the room wearing a dress, scowling as he walked in with a pair of high heels in his hand.
"My Lord, do I have to wear this. I know we all agreed on the grapefruit thing but this is a bit much."
"You're the wife which means dresses, high heels, and LOOKING PRETTY!"
The baby started crying again.
"Seriously Charles, you're going to traumatize that baby with all the screaming you do."
Lucius picked up baby Harry and rocked him gently until he calmed down.
After being rocked gently, Harry fell to sleep in his arms.
They brought baby Harry to his crib and they left to go get some dinner.
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Severus and Lucius were in the kitchen the next morning, Charles was up already doing some paperwork and Draco was with the baby.
"These grapefruit keep falling out of my shirt. I wish they would stay put" grumbled Lucius as he kept trying to hold up the grapefruits in his shirt."
Severus looked at him funny, "Don't you wear uh…you know support to keep them in?"
Lucius blinked, "Support?"
"You know…those female things that woman wear."
"…how would stockings help me?"
Severus sighed heavily, "Ok…when you and your wife were together…and I mean together…what was on her chest?"
"…her dress…"
Severus growled, "Have you never seen your wife naked?"
"No why would I?"
Severus looked shocked, "Then what about having Draco?"
"Oh my wife told me that babies come from owls that carry babies in baskets to their parents."
Severus was speechless. "You mean the stork idea of baby making?"
"Well yeah…that's where babies come from."
Severus banged his head on the table, "Oh this isn't good."
He took a deep breath and sat up, "Lucius…we need to have a very important talk right now. Better bake some cookies, were going to be here a while."
Six hours later
"OH MY GOD MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME! DRACO ISN'T MY SON!"
Severus clapped his hands, "Now you finally get it. Why the hell did think babies came from the sky? Have you never seen Knocked Up?"
"Yes, but I thought it was a Si-Fi movie."
"What?"
"I thought it was like that movie where the alien pops out of a human stomach." Severus sighed, "Ok lets back track, the point is someone else is Draco's real dad."
"But who?"
WHO IS DRACO'S FATHER? WILL LUCIUS FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE GRAPEFRUITS STAY IN HIS CHEST? WILL BABY HARRY EVER GET CHANGED?
PLEASE REVIEW TO FIND OUT!