HEY ALL LITTLE MONSTERS! Miss me?

Chapter 10 (YAY)

"Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, blah…" is all I'm getting from the Night Class teacher.

I yawn and take out the tazer to taze myself, but Kaname, who let's me sit next to him now, pushes it down so I wouldn't be able to. Richard is also just as bored, so I taze his neck for both our sakes. He jolts like a rubber doll, which I laugh, and falls back, the teacher staring at the tazer. Kaname puts his face in one hand and just looks down, shaking it back and forth, back and forth. Sort of regretting it, the teacher continues, a sudden jolt going down his spine and sending him flat on the floor, jerking and twisting with form spurting out of his mouth. The students, even the tazered brother of mine, all slowly turn to me, some clutching seats, one clutching a chair leg of his. I'm too busy trying to get the tazer to work properly. After I'm sure it'll work, I point it at the womanizer and it accidentally sends it to Kaname, who does the same exact thing. I gulp and laugh nervously, the Night Class all rising and glaring. Kaname recovers soon and sits up, slamming a palm on the desk and pushing himself up, shaking his head and everyone returns to their seats. He wretches the tazer out of my hand and tazers my neck with it, or tries to, but it ends up tazering the vamp with the orange hair…Kain I think? I smile in victory and snatch it back, packing it and we wait for the teacher to recover. That's when the door opens and we all look up at the clock to see class is over, well, this part of it at least. Two boys walk down and carry the teacher off to the infirmary, the other teacher walking behind the desk.

He's some guy with shoulder black hair and one blue eye, the other covered by some black patch that covers pretty much all of the upper right part of his face if you were him. "Hello, I'm Toga Yagari. I'll be your temporary lecturer for this Ethics Class. Nice to meet you vampires…"

"Isn't 'Yagari' the number one vampire hunter now?" Rima, a respectable vampire I will not be torturing, asks?

I raise my hand, but Kaname pushes it back down, knowing me full well. Unfortunately for him, Yagari saw that. "Yes?"

"Two questions," I say, "the first is: are you a pirate?"

Richard covers his mouth to muffle the laughter. Yagari raises a brow and shakes his head. "No…why?"

"Oh because I have an uncle who has an eye patch and he claims to be a pirate," I admit (I don't lie about Uncle Whack), "I just wanted to see if you were sane."

"The second?" he sighs.

Kaname glares at me as if to say not to, but I ignore it full well. "What's Ethics?"

Almost every Night Class student causes an uproar, but Yagari raises a hand, "Ethics, according to the dictionary, are the moral principles that govern a person's or group's behavior, or, the moral correctness of specified conduct. Any other questions before we start?"

I raise my hand again, but Richard and Kaname force it down. Yagari, probably thinking this was good torture for them, nods his head at me. I open my mouth to speak, but Aido, the womanizer, mouths 'ask, and you're dead', so I replace it. "Can I taze him?" I point to Aido.

He nods and I run over, Aido trying to escape but I tazer his neck until he's just like the teacher. I smile with pleasure and skip back to my seat, holding the tazer with great pride until it sets off accidentally, tazering Kaname in the eye. I gulp and run out, Kaname in close pursuit. I run out of the building and smack into Yuki ducking behind her and soon, Kaname and I are running in circles around her until she grabs both our collars, only resulting in her acting like a pinwheel.

(Insert Time Passing Here)

The Day Class is chatting away, not many of us here. Yuki has a cast on her arm thanks to Kaname and I, and she's just sighing and blinking, that's petty much it. I'm next to her with a screwdriver and several nuts, bolts, small batteries, big batteries, and chargers, trying to see what the F is going on with my baby. I pick out a lettuce leaf, which I have no idea how that got in there, and pick through continuously, the door opening and me turning, hoping it was Zero. It is actually a very P*SSED Kaname, a lot of bandages over his eye. He walks over, girls restraining themselves due to his rare annoyed expression (not around me though) and drops a bag in front of me before exiting. I raise a brow and examine the bag, realizing it was the same fabric Zia and Wheaton are made…of…gulp…I open the bag cautiously and widen my eyes. Let's just say…now I know what potato bag guts look like in a huge mess in a potato-bag-skin-made bag.

(Insert Time Passing Here)

I poke Zero's shoulder, only resulting in him grunting. I poke it again and he grunts louder. I growl and his eyes shoot open, turning quickly and jumping out of bed, wrestling on his morning clothes for his torso, just so he can get to asking why I'm there and what torture I have in store. I cover my eyes, just so he has an opportunity to get his morning, or afternoon now, pants on and he pries them off, also noticing I haven't been talking smack like usual yet. I guess he notices the slight puffiness in my eyes from all that fake crying I had to pull in front of Yuki to convince her to talk to Kaname about the murder of Zia and Wheaton.

"What happened?" he blinks, not really looking like he's sympathetic, more like curious.

I hold up the bag and he takes it, looking in and raising a brow. "The red stuff is food coloring apparently," I mutter aimlessly.

He pats my head and yanks up my wrist, forcing me to stand fully. "Come on, I'll help you burry them."

And so, walking out of the boys' dormitories, Zero carries Zia and Wheaton out and I quickly make a simple, small coffin out of a tree I knock down (vampire). We put them in (or the bag they're in at least) and start digging a hole in front of a tree. I place them and Zero replaces the dirt, patting the ground with the shovel. I take out a knife and carve the following into the tree they are buried in front of:

Zia and Wheaton

Potato Bags

Half-siblings

'Son' and 'Daughter' of Ann Siam

Murdered by a PR*CK

Will be dearly missed

Zero, under my force, goes along with me in a moment of silence and I say amends, even though Zero looks like he's going through slow and painful torture. Once I finish up, we walk to the Moon gates, although I cling to Zero in an attempt not to go. But, once I see Kaname, I snap and tackle him, tazering him in worst places than the eye. Zero, just laughing, is scowled at by Yuki, who tries to pry me off. Eventually, it's an hour and I'm still at it, and the teachers arrive, just as unsuccessful. Even if Kaname is a pureblood, it'll have to take more than an army of purebloods to tame me now. Once I tazer a place that would really hurt a boy, that extremely hurts him, Yagari comes up and forces Zero to help him pry me off. Unfortunately, that works. Kaname is on the ground, staring up at the sky with wide eyes and bleeding in a lot of places. Zero pats my head and Yuki drags me off next to a tree, kneeling to my height and asking what was wrong. So I explain and she pats my head, standing and helping Kaname up, just to get him to the infirmary. I stomp off to Night Class where there's a whole bunch of angry vampires, Richard of course not like that anymore and trying to defend me against several vampires. I scowl and sit at the very top row, at the far left next to the window, leaning my head against it.

Don't ask me why I did that, because even I couldn't tell you why I attacked him for potato bags, but I'm weird like that. Well, maybe just to save everyone the sake of having to deal with me, I'll just spend my fifteenth birthday alone, alone as always and not even bother with the world. I look at one of my portable calendars to find it's February 28, and it's less than three months to my birthday.

Moral of the Chapter: NEVER try to get revenge on me.

Side moral: Never let a tazer malfunction, you'll regret it.