Doctor: Now, I'm going to try and establish communication with whoever's on board the Sontaran ship. And I have a feeling that it's not Sontarans.
(He presses colorful buttons on the secondary console until he gets communication)
Doctor: Come on then, the Doctor will see you now.
Voice: What are you doing here?
Becca: Doctor what is it?
Rory: A terrible army.
Doctor: Not as perfect as the Sontarans though.
Taylor: Doctor what is it?
Amy: Everyone's worst nightmare.
Alex: Tell us!
River: This is something that they should know Doctor.
Miguel: Remember that day when the sky went black even though it was bright as day?
Vic: Yeah.
Miguel: Well, I went over to Joe's house and he suggested that we contact the Doctor so we emailed him.
Amy: You have email and never told us?
Doctor: I never used it. Until that day.
Miguel: Well, he explained that it was a force that shan't take over. He also told us that he didn't know who we were and that we probably met a future incarnation of himself.
Joe: That's how I know about all those alien races.
Vic: Doctor, what is it?
Doctor: Daleks.
Joe: I knew it!
Dalek: Doctor, you never answered my question.
Doctor: Well then Sassy, the reason that I'm here is that I was going to take a vacation with my companions, a woman who knows a lot about me, and these young teens.
Dalek Sassy: We also have someone who claims to be a companion of yours.
Voice: Doctor? Doctor?
Doctor: Jamie.
Abanoub & Becca: Jamie?
Joe: Not the Jamie we know. This Jamie's a male like the Jamie we know's dad.
Becca: How do you know that?
Joe: Remember in the first few days of health?
Becca: No not that, the Jamie on the Sontaran ship!
Joe: Well if you listen to the voice.
Jamie: Doctor where are you? Where am I?
Dalek Sassy: Oi! Scottish skirts!
Jamie: Dalek ship. Imprison a McCrimmon will ya? I'll show ye! Creag an turie!
Dalek: Don't even try. Look, the Doctor wants to speak with you.
Jamie: My Doctor or another Doctor? I've met one before. He helped us not get shot down by the Brtish Army brainwashed by the War Chief.
Dalek Sassy: We'll just let you see.
Jamie: Fine.
And that was my attempt at trying to make a Dalek funny.