Ha ha, I think that this one will be a bit funny!
Song: I'm Still a Guy by Brad Paisley
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know that Watson is all civilized and honorable, but I'm just using the idea that he is a man and men are quite different from women. So yeah…and there is OOCness again. And I'm going to have lyrics from the song at the end. ONE MORE THING! There isn't romance in this one!!! I just thought a little humor snippet would be nice!! NEXT CHAPTER WILL be romance!
Lyrics thoughts or emphasis
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"Oh John, look!"
Watson twitched. Again.
Mary loved the colour pink.
And she had decorated his study as such.
Watson gulped. He preferred the old colour…
"That's uh…I'm going out."
He retreated from the house, and went to Baker Street, where a man lived. He just had to see his friend at the moment to let off some steam.
When he knocked on the door, Holmes answered.
"Watson, what's wrong? You look very pissed off," the detective had an amused glint in his eye as he said this.
"I am pissed off Holmes," Watson growled, shutting the door behind him, "Mary…she…PAINTED MY STUDY PINK!"
Holmes was silent. Suddenly:
"...AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!"
Holmes was laughing, rolling around on the settee.
"EVERYTHING IS PINK! MY DESK, MY CHAIRS, EVEN THE PARCHMENT AND PENS!" Watson shouted over Holmes' laughter.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Holmes continued laughing for a good 5 minutes before calming down and saying, "S-sorry, it's just…pink? Is she serious?"
Watson nodded grimly.
"Why doesn't she just leave you to your study? She doesn't have the right to paint it, even if she is your fiancé!" Holmes shook his head.
Watson agreed full heartedly, "Yes, exactly!"
Holmes patted his shoulder, "I'm terribly sorry old boy. Maybe you would like some tea or perhaps some brandy?"
Watson sighed, "Brandy would be lovely."
"Oh…my…God…."
Watson's mouth was agape.
"No…nononononononono…."
Mary had done it again. She hung up girly paintings all over his study. The pink was bad enough!
"M-Mary, I would rather prefer other paintings," Watson said.
"Nonsense John!" Mary laughed, "It looks so much better this way!"
To you maybe, Watson thought.
Knock, knock!
Watson immediately shut his study door and went to answer the other one.
"Holmes!" he cried in shock.
Indeed, Sherlock Holmes appeared at the door with an amused smile on his face.
"I thought you would like something for your study," he held up the huge painting in his hands. (A/N: just pretend it's a painting that Watson wants)
Watson beamed, "Thank you!"
"Oh, so you prefer his things and not mine?" Mary joked.
It was silent.
Mary's smile started to fade,
"John?"
"…"
"John?"
"….."
"John!"
Mary looked hurt, "Why?"
Holmes chuckled, "You painted his study pink, madam. I don't think a man would like pink things." (A/N: sorry if you're a guy reading this who likes pink! I mean no offense to you!)
Mary rolled her eyes, "He didn't protest!"
"That's because you're his wife! What is he going to do? Mrs. Watson," Holmes put a hand on Mary's shoulder, "Watson, no matter what, is still a man. And a man like him does not like pink."
Mary looked at Watson, "Is this true John?"
Watson twitched, "Yes. I'm sorry."
Mary frowned. Holmes opened the study door, and promptly burst out laughing.
"AHAHHAHAHAHAHA IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! AHAHAHA!!!"
"OH SHUT UP!"
Oh thank God…
I'm Still a Guy!
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