A/N: Sorry that I haven't updated for such a long time! But I have school, homework, piano lessons, ICT lessons and a lot of other things on my head! Hope you like this chap and please review!!!

BellaPOV

Fuck! I was damn scared when I saw them. They were there, waiting for us. I almost shit my pants when I saw how angry and merciless they were. What did we do? My thoughts were around my family and when I said Jasper's name in my head, I had an image with him dead. I dropped my shield and the Volturi felt because, before I knew, Jasper was on the terrain, in pain. I felt a shock and I felt an immense pain too. I supposed that I absorbed Jasper's power and I quickly spread my shield around my family. I was finally fine, but I didn't forget that pain, it was excruciating! I suddenly felt angry and I think I was pissing Jazz because I had mood changes. I used my power on Chelsea, because she was pissing me hard, trying to pass my shield. She was in pain and I felt another shock and another power that tried to pass my shield, going straight to me. I felt another shock and I dropped my shield again. A lot of things happened at the same time. I didn't have any senses left, Jasper was again on the floor in pain and Carlisle had his throat in Demetri's hand, while Esme was shouting "No!" I gained composure very fast and we were ok, with Carlisle's exception. He was ready to be disfigured if I didn't throw my pain at Demetri. I pushed him out of my shield's area, but I still don't know how I did it. When the Volturi saw it, they came to us, ready to attack. My human eyes didn't see it, before everybody was ready to be ripped, not including me. I felt again fucking angry and when I was finally red from anger, and that happened in less than a second, I felt like a black cloud left my soul and a darker one got his place. The Volturi were on the terrain, dead. Or so I believed. My family was alright, well, almost alright. Edward lost his hands, but Esme helped him to put them at their place. I couldn't believe when Carlisle told me that I was responsible for their "death". I meant, me, the clumsy, plain human could be more powerful the most powerful vampires in the world? I don't know what my feelings were when I "left" that black cloud or after. I remember what happened, but I can't remember my feelings, their feelings, my thoughts, their thoughts or any sound. It's like in a silent movie, when all you see is the image. Excepting the fact that I don't have the words written on a piece from my mind. It's so wrong. After, the Volturi woke up. The look on their face was priceless. It just exactly said "What-are-we-doing-and-how-did-this-little-human-defend-us-the-most-powerful-vampires-in-the-world." Then, I heard their unique thought "Fuck!" This was the only thing that I remember, beside the images. But, I'm so happy with them! They looked like they were some 90 years old men and women that woke up. They were so funny, that we cracked laughing. I can't hear Emmett's laugh, but I'm sure that the floor was shaking, because we were on the floor with laughter and we kept our hands on the belly, on the heart, because I had a stomachache and heartache from so much laughter! When they saw us, Jane tried to use her power on us, knowing that I was no use, but Aro stopped her and he did a little sign after. They left so fast! I didn't know what happened, why my family was laughing harder, but I didn't saw that they left. Emmett told me to look beside me and I saw nobody. That was the weirdest thing in my life, and the funnier too. It was…hilarious. I climbed on Jasper's back, going home, but I knew that I could run faster than them because they were shaking with laughter and they almost couldn't move. They laughed like this, and I laughed with them for almost fifteen minutes. I knew that I was going to be so tired after this! Finally, they got up and run straight to our home. When we got there, the comments started.

"That was hilarious!"

"This was amazing! I lived with Volturi a lot of years, but they never did this!" I was thinking the same way.

"This was the funniest thing I ever saw." Yes, I believe you. This was the funniest thing I have ever seen too.

And then:

"Bella, you were amazing!"

"You kicked them right in the ass, sis."

"Emmett, language."

"Yes, Esme, I'm sorry."

And again:

"I'm so happy that we beat them. This was my dream."

And then, the voice that I wanted to hear the most:

"Love, you were great. You should get a prize tonight." Jazz said huskily in my ear.

"I would definitely want this." I answered with the same filled of lust tone.

"Get a room, you two!" Yea, definitely, nothing changed.

"Shut the fuck up, Emmett."

'Yea, Emmett. You destroyed our fucking nice moment."

"If I didn't stop you, you would already fuck yourself on that table right now." We all cracked out laughing.

"It seems that doesn't matter how times I'm telling you, you still talk like this."

"This means that we could curse from now?" Emmett seemed so happy. He was like a kid that got a lollipop.

"Oh, no, no, no, definitely no. I think this house is going to be a "curse sanctuary" or something like this." We laughed again. Oh, Esme was like us, when she wanted to. We loved her anyway, and we still do.

"Esme, you're so funny, but I think that I'm going to have a heart attack if I laugh more. I mean, I'm powerful and blah blah blah, but god damnit, I'm still human!" "Thing that I want to be fixed soon." I added. He knew that that comment was for him.

"Don't worry, love, we'll get at that." Oh yea, we do.

A/N: Sorry, but it's a hilarious chapter. I mean, the Volturi are totally out of their character, but I'm passing through a major writer's block. I mean, I have some ideas, but they are only for the time when Bella is going to be a vampire. And sorry again that the first paragraph is soooooo long, but I didn't have time to fix it. Please please PLEASE review and tell me your ideas. And, don't forget, I still need a Beta!!! Please, if you want to beta this story, PM me or leave me a review, something, ANYTHING!!!!! Please rate and review, I worked hard! Kisses and I'm sorry that I bored you with this kilometrical author note! Kisses again!