Special Arrangement
Chap10: This Bitch
LPOV
I ran around the forest for about an hour trying to calm down and stop thinking about stupid Jacob and stupid Sam. I don't know why Jacob's getting so angry I can look at whomever the hell I want and vice versa he's not the boss of me, well he is but only in matters of the wolf. Fucking hypocrite calls me jealous then he goes and gets jealous what the fuck!
When I finally calmed down enough to phase back I trotted home at a leisurely pace wanting to enjoy some freedom that I've missed since Sue decided to attach herself to my hip or more accurately my back. Oh shit my back! Damn now I got to start all over again with this damn healing shit! Stupid Jacob, stupid Sam, stupid fine ass delivery guy who could or could not be…what a vampire? To be honest I think Jacob was smelling things and he was just jealous because that guy was fine as hell and wasn't intimidated by him like every other guy; serves him right.
As I trotted into my backyard I saw clothes draped over the porch railing that I assume Sam set out for me, grabbed them and phased back and got dressed behind the old play house that we really need to take apart or give away. As I made my way into the kitchen I heard the TV on and balled my fist taking calming breaths so I wouldn't phase again. I know damn well that fucker is not still here! When I got to the living room I growled menacingly and Saw a startled Sam jump up and grab the feather duster and start dusting areas he'd already done nervously.
"So-sorry Leah I um I thought you'd be gone longer I know that's not an excuse for sitting down on the job and all but you know…"-he said stupidly and I took a deep breath and un-balled my fist and calmed down my erratically beating heart.
"Would you shut the hell up! Calm down I thought you were Jacob that's why I was so mad even though I'm still mad at you too."-I said plopping down on the sofa and groaned as my scars itched knowing I'm not "allowed" to scratch them, but that's better than my last unplanned phase, so I really am almost better. He sighed and looked relieved and stopped pretending to dust the drapes...yeah because that was believable.
"I never said you could stop."-I said raising an eyebrow and he grudgingly went back to dusting.
"Sorry."-he mumbled as I put my feet up on the coffee table; he frowned.
"I just dusted that and you know Sue doesn't like when you put your feet up on the table."-he said and I cocked my head to look at him.
"So, last I checked she wasn't here and right now I really wouldn't give a shit if she was, so mind your fucking business. Besides if it gets dirty I'll just have you clean it...after you wash my feet"-I smirked and he rolled his eyes
"You know eventually you're going to get better and I'm going to be gone and you won't be able to use me as your personal slave anymore."-he said smirking
"Sam you will always be my slave we both know it."-I said causally and turned it back to the channel I was watching before I left and frowned.
"Damn I missed the rest of the marathon fuck!"-I said angrily and threw the remote which hit Sam in the head making me feel a little better.
"Watch it."-he growled brushing the debris off of his head.
"Make me."-I said and he glared and went to say something, but the phone rang.
"Servant the phones rings thou shall answer it."-I said clapping my hands and waving him away and he started muttering under his breath going to get the phone. I stretched out on the couch still in a grumpy mood, but perked up when I saw SpongeBob was on and snuggled into the couch getting comfortable. But lucky me someone chose that exact moment to knock on the door and Sam was on the phone, so I would have to get it.
Just as I stood to get the door whoever it was took it upon themself to just walk in like they were given permission and before I could curse them out I saw none other than…
"Scarfa-Emily what are you doing here and who the hell told you you could come in? The whole point in knocking on someone's door to a house you don't live in is to wait for permission to enter."-I said glaring at the stupid bitch.
"Oh I'm sorry Leah I figured it would be okay I mean we are family."-she said smiling as she walked over to me with a covered basket and I didn't have to be Edward to know what was underneath.
"I haven't seen you since you got in the way of the fight and were hurt and I wanted to give you muffins to help you feel better."-she said just when I heard Sam hanging up the phone and making his way back here. Good because he'll be widowed in two seconds if he doesn't get his back stabbing wife out of my face.
"First of all Emily I got in the way to save the life of the council that your husband almost took out and second how the hell are muffins going to make someone feel better?"-I said crossing my arms and she frowned and I rolled my eyes.
"I always give the guys my muffins when they get hurt and they heal almost instantly and it wasn't my Sam's fault what happened that night Leah."-she said testy and I looked at her like the idiot she was.
"You cannot be that slow the guys heal because we heal fast you genius and we all know Sam is your husband, so you don't have to say my Sam he's not a piece of property."-I said turning to ignore her and took a seat and this hoe actually took a seat next to me.
"What the fuck are you doing?"-I asked incredulously, but that's when Sam made his appearance and she jumped up and threw her arms around his neck hugging him making me gag.
"Emily what are you doing here?"-he asked surprised
"I just wanted to see my husband is that a crime Sam what are you wearing?"-she pouted and my gaging increased. Sam cut his eyes to me, but I rolled mine and turned back to SpongeBob.
"Well Emily you'll see me when I get home I won't be too long, so just go home and wait for me okay."-he said peeking over her shoulder at me as he released her and she pouted. What are we five?
"Sam I barely see you anymore and I haven't seen you all day I miss you."-she said whispering and I seriously was losing my patients if they want to talk take that shit outside.
"I'm sorry Em-"
"Oh my goodness come off it Emily it's not like you never see him and you haven't seen him all day not because he's been here, but because you've been at the bakery all day, so stop being so annoying or leave actually either way leave."-I said completely annoyed by her baby act and her trying to make him feel guilty…or was it me.
"Leah…"-Sam said in warning and I growled
"I'm not in the mod, so if you two want to be nauseating do it outside I'll even give you a fifteen minute break Sam."-I offered being the generous person I am and he glared at me making me smirk as he put his arm around a sulking Scarface and was about to usher her outside when we heard Sue walk in the kitchen door.
"Oh shit Sam where are my shredded clothes?"-I whispered yelled remembering I phased and she'd go all Nurse Mom on me if she found out.
"Don't worry I put them at the bottom of the trash can she won't be able to see them. You know if you would listen and stopped phasing before you've healed I wouldn't have to keep hiding your shredded clothes."-he said like I was a child he was scolding.
"If you wouldn't have mauled me I wouldn't need to worry about opening wounds because they wouldn't be there now would I?"-I said glaring and he huffed, but looked guilty. Of course Scarface would choose to enter her commentary.
"It wasn't Sam's fault Leah and it was an accident you need to stop blaming him and making him suffer for something that was out of his control."-she said quietly as if that would make me stay calm.
"Excuse me you s-"
"Oh hi Emily I didn't expect to see you here."-Sue said surprised and nervously as she looked over at me with my extreme scowl on my face as I looked at Emily who's lucky Sue walked in. I turned away from her and continued on as if no one was in the room.
"Hi Aunt Sue I just came to check up on Leah."-she said smiling sweetly and walked over to hug her; I turned SpongeBob up trying my best to ignore them and stay calm.
"How long have you been here?"-Sue asked and Emily shrugged
"Not long I just got here maybe ten minutes ago."-she said walking back over to Sam and getting in my way as she passed making e growl low only Sam could hear and of course he gave me a look and I gave him the finger.
"Leah where's your brother?"-Sue asked and tried and failed to scan me over discretely with her eyes for anything off to make sure I was alright.
"I don't know I guess he still isn't back yet."-I shrugged and she started muttering under her breath
"Wait shouldn't you know if he's here or not?"-she said looking at me curiously and I cursed under my breath for my slip up.
"Did you need him for something I could help you."-Sam said giving me a knowing look saving my ass from Nurse Sue.
"No, but thank you Sam; well he better be here soon dinner's in an hour."-she said shaking her head then looked at me.
"Well usually it's your night to cook and Seth's night to pick, but since he isn't here you get to pick and I'll cook. So what do you want for dinner tonight Lee?"-Sue asked and the thought of food took my bad mood away only to be snatched back when…
"Oh I'll help you cook Aunt Sue I haven't seen you in a while it would be nice to have dinner here again just like old times."-Emily said happily and smiling making her way over to my mother who better not even think about it. Sam and Sue both shifted their eyes from me, who was shaking slightly but only enough for Sam to see, and Emily while shifting uncomfortably from foot to foot trying to figure out if they should run probably.
"Umm…"-Sue drawled looking at me as I tried to telepathically tell her she sure as hell better tell her no.
"It's alright Emily I'll help Sue cook you go home and rest you must be tired from working."-Sam said laughing nervously and I was just about to relax when…
"Oh no Sam you do enough around here as it is you're the one who must be tired you rest and leave the cooking to us girls. I'm sure Aunt Sue would rather I help anyway, right Aunt Sue?"-the bitch said smiling at her.
"Um Emily I don-"
"First of all this isn't your house so I don't know who told you you could come in here barking out orders or inviting yourself over for dinner. Sam can be tired all the hell he wants and he'll keep working until I say It's okay for him to "rest" and when he does it sure as hell won't be here. You take your ass home and eat a muffin."-I said standing up and took a few steps forward as she looked at me wide eyed, which she should, and took some steps back.
"Leah…"-Sam said in warning and I growled in warning to him, Sue stepped forward just when the front door opened and the pack came in loud and annoying as usual.
"Hey mom what's for dinner we're hun-"-Seth started, but stopped once he saw the scene before him. The guys stood by the door turning their heads from me to Emily to Sam to Sue and back again. Seth came over to me and put his hand on my elbow to pull me back away from the humans I guess because he thought I would phase.
"Is everything alright in here?"-he asked looking over at a sulking Emily who was being consoled by Sam, dramatic much.
"Nothing honey."-Sue said smiling at Seth
"Yeah Emily was just leaving."-I said and she frowned at me and stepped forward and actually spoke; wtf?
"Leah I only want to help and spend time with my family and Aunt Sue already agreed I could help and I would like to have dinner with my husband since he is eating dinner here I think I should be here with him especially since I barely get to have dinner with him anymore."-she said like she was going to cry and I felt myself shake and this time it was enough for the humans to see because Sue moved further towards the kitchen and Seth wrapped his arm around me.
"Sis calm down before you hurt her she's human remember?"-Seth whispered for only my ears and I took deep breaths.
"Well I guess if no one wants me here I'll just go home and eat dinner alone."-Emily said sadly and looked up pouting at Sam who melted like stupid butter.
"Well maybe you could use Emily Sue; I won't be much help to you. I'll get the dining room all settled while you girls cook."-he said hopeful and I could literally see her will when it broke and she sighed and gave me an apologetic look.
"Alright, I hope- I mean I guess it couldn't hurt anybody; come on Emily."-she said giving me on more glance before she sped into the kitchen.
"Come on cheer up guys this will be fun!"-Emily said clapping her hands, looked at me and gulped and pecked Sam on the lips before bolting for the kitchen. I continued to shake and felt my spine snap and realigning itself as my wolf tried to break free from its human confines.
"Are you boys staying for dinner?"-Sue asked poking her head back into the room with pleading eyes and smiled at them. I could tell this was the one time she desperately wanted them to stay hoping they could play buffer or keep me from mauling Emily, well mauling what's left of her. They looked at each other hesitantly and cleared their throats and whistled looking everywhere but at me. Collin looked out the door longingly and started to ease backwards like no one could see him. Quil nudged Embry who glared and turned to Sue clearing his throat.
"Um well you know we hate to be a bother so where just going to g-"
"Oh no no you won't be a bother I insist the more the merrier you're always over here and eating my food anyway no need to be bashful now."-she said cutting him off
"No really-"
"You are staying."-she said sternly ending the conversation and they nodded, but kept still not knowing where to go.
"Aunt Sue do you have any flour I was thinking I could make some muffins for desert; you can never go wrong with muffins."-Emily said laughing like she actually told a joke. I growled loudly and went upstairs before I wound up phasing again. I went into my room and slammed the door so hard the walls shook.
I paced my room for a few minutes then lifted up my window to let the cool air in and thankfully it cooled me off and helped calm me down. Seriously I went from a pretty calm day to this shit. If I wasn't so hungry I wouldn't even go down stairs to eat stupid wolf genes. I'm pissed at Sue for letting Emily come in here and dictating who would do what and inviting herself to stay in the first place she knows how much I hate Emily. Ever since she stole Sam from me I've kept my distance from her and said nothing to her to keep from arguing or phasing and ripping her to shreds. She knows to keep her distance, but when Sam is around or anyone who's in on the wolf secret suddenly she grows a pair and speaks to me or tries to interact with me thinking they'll protect her if I lose my cool. She even had the fucking nerve to try and get Sam to alpha command me to be her friend again back when I was still in his pack. I tell you one thing when she saw me burst through her front door she knew she had better get her ass away from me. She screamed like a little bitch and locked herself in her room, as if that could keep me out, and called Sam and told him I was trying to hurt her. Truth is I wasn't trying to I only wanted to give her a message that she better leave me the fuck alone and if she ever tried that shit again I'd make her scars look like a beauty mark.
If I had accidentally smashed her face in it would have been a spur of the moment thing not intentional although glorious, so I was offended by her accusation. Long story short Sam came bursting in, Scarface came bursting out running to him and told me to leave (while hiding behind Sam) he growled I laughed, Paul and Quil happened to be over, for free food, and "escorted" me off the property.
I don't know what Emily's fascination is with me, but I suggest she gets over it because I already owe her a good tongue lashing followed by an ass whooping, so she would be smart to leave me alone. Lately she's been even more adamant to be around me especially when Sam is involved. I get it you won I lost I don't want him anymore anyway damn. I'm on edge as it is, so if she pushed me anymore tonight I sure as hell won't hold back.
AN: Hope you like! They fixed whatever problem was going on with my uploads yay! Something really big is coming up in like two chaps *shivers in anticipation* I don't like extra-long chaps for my writing so I cut this from the last chap so now you got a taste of Emily and more in the next chap. Any who UD on FLAG ON PLAY tomorrow…hopefully. Check out my new mini story Tears of an Imprintee and don't forget to review it :0 as always your reviews/adds/alerts/favs are very much loved & I'm starting to get addicted like a junky.
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