So I posted one Christmas song and darkorangecat says, You should do 12 Days of Christmas. Ack! I'm trying to write a lengthy story and now all I can think of is silly Christmas songs! This one is so-so, but "Let it Snow!" and "Up on the Housetops" are killer!

Twelve Days of Five-0

On the first day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
A cop show about Hawaii.

On the second day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the third day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Steve going shirtless
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Kono on a surfboard
Steve going shirtless
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Danny's fast Camaro
Kono on a surfboard
Steve going shirtless
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Chin at computers
Danny's fast Camaro
Kono on a surfboard
Steve going shirtless
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Strange interrogations
Chin at computers
Danny's fast Camaro
Kono on a surfboard
Steve going shirtless
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
Grenades and bikinis
Strange interrogations
Chin at computers
Danny's fast Camaro
Kono on a surfboard
Steve going shirtless
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the network gave to me:
A car chase and gunfight
Grenades and bikinis
Strange interrogations
Chin at computers
Danny's fast Camaro
Kono on a surfboard
Steve going shirtless
Five Danny rants!
Ass-kicking Kono
Chin with his shotgun
A new Steve McGarrett
On a cop show about Hawaii.