thank you guys so much for reading! I'm Glad you are enjoying this as much as I am! Thank you all so much!

sparkplugs- yes, I know it is spelled pregnant, but I use my phone to upload, and it has spell correct. I spelled it wrong once and it keeps changing it! Thank you for catching that though! I never would have!

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It didn't take long for Harry to decide he didn't like court.

The seats were hard backed and stiff. The lawyers looked at him like he was a speck of dirt on a polished surface, they wore grey and black and talked to him like he was 2.(except for Mr. Weasley)

He was not 2!

Worst of all was the judge in his black coat with his hammer and pedestal. Bang, Bang, Bang! Went the hammer. "Order! Order in the court!" He said.

He already had a splitting headache.

"Order! Order in the court!" The judge said again. "There's too much order in the court." Harry said under his breath. Ron and Hermione both laughed. "Silence!" "He's the only one talking." Harry said. Mr. Weasley gave him a stern look.

He shut up.

"Mr. Granger, you are being charged with severe child abuse of your daughter Herm-"

"Daughter, what daughter?"

He looked at the lawyer next to him. "I woke up a minute ago and I have a daughter?" The guy shrugged.

"This daughter," One of the lawyers on Hermione's side said, make a gesture to her.

Mr. Granger glanced at her. "Oh, her. She ain't my daughter. We ain't e'en related."

"Then why was she in your custody?" Me. Weasley asked. Ron shot a bewildered glance at Harry, who shrugged.

"Some lady dropped her off as a baby. Have us money to take her in. She knocked on the door in the middle of the night. Didn't say a word. Handed me the baby and 1,000 pounds, then disappeared. Saw some hair though. Black, it was."

The Judge pounded his hammer on the pedestal, to which it broke and the head came flying off. It hit a lawyer in the face. He hadn't liked that one anyway. She had tried to kick him out.

The judge stared at the broken stick in his hands. "Umm, the meeting will be adorned until tomorrow." He picked up a nearby book and hit it on the pedestal. Mr. Granger got up and started walking to them. He grabbed Hermione's hand, and Ron's arm, and steered them through the crowd.

(should I save Dobby for the next chapter? Yes, no, yes, no, enie, meanie, minor, mo. Sorry, maybe next time!)

Please note that most the scenes in this chapter were made up. I have ever been in a court room in my life, and I have never met a lawyer. (My mom was trained to be or though) so all I had to go off of was the movie Leagally Blonde. I hope I didn't offend any of you guys with this chapter! Happy new year!