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I AM SO SORRY.

It has been so long since I last uploaded. I have been so busy! Seriously! I have way too many family members! So yeah... I don't really have an amazing excuse as to not uploading so this is my lame ass apology. T.T SOOWWEEEE

Thank you guys for waiting and I hope not to disappoint!

Oh, and just in-case you guys may want to know, this chapter has a bit of cursing. Okay A LOT in my standards! Nothing really bad cuz I don't like too much swearing but enough. Just a warning ^.^

Pillock = Idiot/stupid person

Bakka = Idiot

Basically I am finding as many different ways to say the same word as possible lol xD

First Person POV

So... God... damn... tired.

I tried opening my eyes but they might as well have been weighed down with lead. They wouldn't move at all. At least I am comfy. I must be in a bed. It is way too soft for it to be that horrible bed in the cell. I would have been able to feel the springs digging into my back.

I didn't have to move at all to feel the burning pain coming from my stomach. It felt like I was being eaten alive. Lets just say it isn't the nicest experience I have ever had... who am I kidding it comes in as the second most painful experience of my life. Just behind when I got shot. Now that is painful.

Why can't I just die. I mean I have died once already so what's the difference. I can't have any fun now. Why on earth it took me so long to realize just how much danger I am in is beyond me. I blame that damn Shinigami's annoying hair. It's so... distracting - and puffy!

Screw that afro-back-stabbing-deal-making-out-to-ruin-my-life Shinigami. I could just feel the rage build inside me. Trying to find a way out.

*stomach growls*

I don't think that's rage.

...shut up!

I managed to finally pry open my eyes and stared mindlessly at the room. It was... different. Not the cell I thought I was going to wake up in, that's for sure. I mean there was what seemed to be 'natural light' and no metal bars. Everything was much cleaner and brighter, there was even a faint scent of disinfectant in the air. Hospital. Now I think about it this must be the third.. no FOURTH time I have woken up somewhere I don't recognise.

This better not become a habit.

A glint from the corner of the room caught my attention. It took me a moment to focus but there it was, a camera. Let me make a wild guess here and say that I am still being watched by L. I mean there was no way he would let me out of his sight. Why would he, I am a bigger threat for him than Kira at the moment. Me and my stupid mouth. It has gotten me into more trouble then I care to remember.

"Glad to see you are awake." A soft voice pulled me away from my trail of thought. God damn it, was L already here?

I turned my head towards the window and the source of the voice, only to be greeted with the one who put me in all this trouble in the first place. In return I gave him a glare that the devil would be proud of.

"Look I know your angry but I had to do that."

I raised an eyebrow at Orfa not lessening my evil glare.

"If I hadn't the King would have actually killed you. You are stronger than most humans remember, I knew you wouldn't die from a mere flesh wound."

FLESH WOUND! He called this a 'mere flesh wound'! If that damn camera wasn't there I would have been screaming bloody murder at him and pulling out his god annoying hair by now.

"...I can see your not very happy-" Winner of 'understatement of the year' goes to... this pillock, "-but to make sure this doesn't happen again I will stay with you. If you are not allowed to say something I will tell you. That way this won't happen again, okay." I could just feel him smiling through his gas mask.

I let out a sigh. My anger subsided slightly to just plain annoyance. Somehow my life has just gotten even worse. Now I have a Shinigami who almost killed me following every move I make.

Screw my life. No wait - half life. I mean am I technically still alive or dead. Did my human side die when I died or was it brought back. Oww... my head hurts from too much thinking.

From the other side of me I heard a door slowly opening. Soft footsteps made their way towards me. I could feel eyes burning into the back of my head. How I could feel it I don't have a freaking clue. However the point remains that I do feel it and it was only adding to my discomfort.

"Hey Rene, look who just crashed the party." Orfa joked, "He don't look too happy either." By now he was laughing. It kinda reminded me of Ryuk. Minus the fact that I found Ryuk funny while this twit was just pissing me off.

"Hello Rene-chan," A monotone voice spoke up behind me. This time it was different, there was something in his normally emotionless voice that sent a shiver down my spine. Not in a good way.

I didn't respond, instead I decided to stare dagger at the Shinigami rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter. The moment our eyes connected he immediately stopped and stood back up. What a pathetic excuse for a God of Death.

"If you think ignoring me is going to help you then you are highly mistaken. I will be getting the answers I need." L continued.

I felt my blood turn cold. Since when was he like this. Normally his bored tone would have no effect on me so why the hell am I shaking. I have stared down the barrel of a loaded gun without batting an eyelid. Fought single handed against three fully grown males without a care in the world. Orchestrated attack plans for a drug gang; successfully may I add. Why the freaking hell am I getting so... so... no I won't say I am scared. I mean ME scared. Ha! As if.

"However not right now. I shall wait until you have fully recovered."

I let out a breath I didn't realize I was holding. Oh thank mother of freaking god. I don't have to put up with him at the moment. Although it probably won't stop him from analysing any little thing I do here. Gah, for the moment I just need to relax.

Suddenly L's face came out of no where, only a few inches away from my own.

I let out a yelp and moved away from him; quickly stopping when the pain in my stomach took over. I curled up automatically at the pain, squeezing my eyes shut. I could feel tears forming but I fought them back. There was no way I was going to cry. Not now. I felt like screaming but pushed that down too. Only letting out a loud painful groan. I can cope with this, I have been through much worse.

As the pain subsided I uncoiled myself, taking in deep breaths to calm down. My mind was foggy from the intense pain and I forgot that L was still in the room.

"Let me take a look."

Before I had time to respond I felt the covers being thrown off me. For a moment I turned to stone, not daring to move. BIG mistake. L took the opportunity to lift up my top revealing the pad covering the wound in the centre of my stomach.

I could feel my face burn up. This was NOT happening. There is no way L would actually do that, right? Oh who am I kidding this is L I am talking about. He has no knowledge of person space nor awkward situation. He really could be a pervert couldn't he...

I winced in pain as he lifted the bandage off my stomach. When the air got to my open wound my awkward thoughts were replaced with a continuous stinging sensation.

"You seem to be healing unexpectedly fast. Another three to four days and you should fully recover." I heard L mutter to himself. By now his voice seemed really far away. My whole body was numbing as I started falling out of conciousness. Before I fell into a peaceful sleep I managed to give a tired glare at L, snorting in a weak voice -

"Bakka."

(A.N I am starting the next chapter as soon as I publish this one. Hopefully it will be up in the next few days as an apology for this one being so late. I AM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME T.T ~ until next time peeps, type to you real soon!)