AN; Yay! So, this story seems popular. This is another one of my 'dream' drabbles, my other one being the one with the emo cat. Now, I found this one weird because it just is. As someone- TeamBartie, I think- said, I have seriously weird dreams. Now, would you rather have my next chapter be my first two-parter chapters with Luiza in about the New Directions being taught how to be 'sexy' with Blaine and Kurt, or Blaine, Wes, David, Kurt, Thad and Jeff playing a game where they either tell the truth, or strip? You could also have a Hudson-Hummel family dinner with Blaine, Wes locking Kurt and Blaine breaking up with Wes's girlfriend for Wes. You can choose. There are a few more choices…Brittany, Finn, Kurt and Blaine in Finn's bedroom, Blaine watching AVPM, Blaine finding out about Rocky Horror…Wes and David documenting KLAINE and Kurt finding out…Coffee deprived Blaine…you choose. Sorry, way too much spoilers, right? Just review…or PM me.

I have disturbing dreams. Blaine breaking up with Wes's gf was in the style of Club Penguin. Also, I think Kurt would have an iPhone. Just saying…can't wait to see Rumours…its spelt the English way, which is weird, right? I though glee was American. Unless the way Rumours is spelt is actually American.

Never mind.

So, my first glee club session was today. I got a solo, which was weird, a younger girl did cartwheels, which reminded me of Brittany and there was only one boy.

Did you know that I always read 'Kiss' everyday? It's the most awesome (again with the word awesome) story ever! Well, there are some others.

I'm considering making a story about Dalton after Kurt leaves. It will definitely be Klaine, with Bartie and Samtana (awesome (oh god, awesome again! Oh, brackets within brackets) ship name!)

I'm so sorry I haven't been updated in ages.

One last thing because this is a pretty long AN: Why does everyone hate glee covers? I think it's better than the original sometimes. For example, 'Animal' and BICO. I'm not even sure who it's by!

Glee should so do, 'Anything you can do, I can do better' sung by Rachel and Kurt. Kurt should win. Because Rachel shouldn't always win. Please read 'We all float on' because it's awe-perfect! Like Kiss.

Disclaimer: If I owned glee, I'm not even sure it would be popular.

'Rachel is slightly overrated. Puck and Santana would do an awesome duet, Lauren…well, apparently she did 'I Know What Boys Like' but I never heard that. Finn is an amazing singer, but seriously? You and I have a better harmony then Finn and Rachel- I suppose they are good…' Kurt's voice crackled slightly as Kurt's voice rose in exasperation. Blaine grimaced. He hated listening to Kurt from the phone.

'Why are you bitching on about your glee club?' Blaine asked honestly.

'…Mr Shuester denied me a solo just because it was a girl's song. It's the 'Defying Gravity' fiasco again. I wanted to sing a song because it fit the assignment! They wouldn't let me.' Kurt explained sadly. Blaine felt an overwhelming surge of shock and anger fill his body. Kurt sighed quietly. Blaine knew he had transferred because he missed New Directions, but he just didn't understand how he listened to Rachel freaking Berry every single day and not be insane!

'Which song?' Blaine asked quietly.

'You don't want to know.' Kurt sighed.

'I do kind of want know.' Blaine countered.

'Teenage Dream…'

'Teenage Dream?' Blaine shrieked.

'I missed you! It was either that, or 'Animal'.'

'If you missed me, why don't I just transfer to McKinley?' Blaine queried. There was a long silence. Blaine fidgeted for a while. Wes and David came into the room, before looking at Blaine and leaving.

'I would like that. But no.'

'Why not?'

'Do you want me to list the reasons?'

'Yes.'

'One: Rachel would think you were spying. Two: You'll be bullied mentally. Three: The Warblers need you. Four: Wes and David need you. Badly. They're so far in the closet! I'm tempted to lock them in my wardrobe until they eventually make out with each other. Five: The football team sucks. Six-'

'Okay, I get it.' Blaine said, rolling his eyes.

'Don't roll your eyes at me, Blaine Christopher Anderson.' (AN: Yes, I used Chris Colfer's full first name. So sue me.)

'How did you know my full name and how did you know I was rolling my eyes?' Blaine asked warily.

'…I don't know, to the first one. For the second one; I'm magic.' Kurt laughed spookily.

'Look, I'll call you back, Kurt Elizabeth Darren Hummel.'

'You know my full name?'

'You know me, so it's only fair if it's vice-versa.'

Kurt sulked as Rachel sang her song. The assignment was to sing a song that summed up your life so far and Rachel naturally sang a song from Wicked.

'I'm not…that girl…' Rachel sang, belting it out instead of singing it softly like the Broadway version.

Kurt rolled his eyes as Mr Shuester congratulated Rachel enthusiastically. Kurt was pretty sure Rachel killed the song. Even if Rachel had somehow sung it as well as Idina Menzel -who actually looked a lot like Rachel- Kurt knew he possibly could've sung it better. It probably would've been his song choice, maybe even a duet with Rachel, Grilled Cheesus forbid.

If Blaine hadn't have came into his life.

Kurt sighed as he thought about the assignment.

'Guys,' Mr Shuester called. 'Rachel's the only one who's sung her song. Kurt, how about you?'

'I would, but everyone here seems intent on repressing my talent therefore, my choice of song.' Kurt shot at Mr Shuester.

'Kurt. You know why I think you're choice of song is inappropriate.' Mr Shuester said.

'No, I don't. Rachel sings a song from Wicked every single week. Finn will sing a rock and roll song about Quinn, everyone else won't do the task and you don't give them hell. Is it because I-'

'That's enough, Kurt.'

'I, for one, agree with Mr Shue. I may sing a song from Wicked every week, but I believe you shouldn't sing a song sung by a girl that is also inappropriate.'

'How is it inappropriate?'

'It just is!' Rachel exclaimed. Mr Shue nodded along with the rest of New Directions apart from Santana.

'Are you guys joking? This is the whole, Defying Hair thing all over again.' Santana said angrily. 'Shut it Berry- I don't care if it's 'Hair' or 'Gravity'. This is unfair to Kurt. Can you guys see it from his point? He wants to sing a song- you guys won't let him just because it's sung by the opposite gender. What's wrong with you?' Santana shouted.

'Calm down, Santana.'

'Shove it up your butt, Mr Shue. I'm leaving.' Kurt said, getting up and walking out of the choir room. Santana ran after Kurt, slipping her hand in his. Kurt smiled gratefully at Santana.

'Oh my Gaga. I just stormed out of glee.' Kurt said, eyes widening. Santana smirked.

'Get used to it- I'm pretty sure you'll be storming out of rooms out of embarrassment then anger. Are you getting some with Hobbit?'

'I knew there was a reason I didn't trust you.'

NEXT GLEE CLUB SESSION

'Kurt, I wanted to apologize about my behaviour. I thought it through, and I realized it was very unfair.' Mr Shuester said sincerely.

'You do know you guys never heard what song I wanted to sing, right?' Kurt said, his brow furrowing slightly.

'Why did you pick that song?' Artie asked.

'Blaine sang that song to me the first time we met with the Warblers. It was an impromptu performance. It also sums up my relationship with him perfectly.'

'What? Which song is this?' Finn asked, a confused expression on his face.

'Teenage Dream, of course.' Kurt said.

'Oh. It makes sense. We wouldn't have minded, actually.' Mike admitted.

'Why, what song did you think I would sing?' Kurt asked.

'Well,' Artie began. 'You said to Sam that you were thinking of a Katy Perry song for this week's assignment. Then, Finn heard you humming a song under your breath. He didn't know what it was, until Mr Shue recognized it. When you said you were doing a Katy Perry song, we just assumed you were singing…' Artie trailed off, everyone's faces blushing bright red.

'I'm not a pervert!' Kurt yelled, his voice hitting that famous high F.

'You can hit a high F,' Rachel muttered.

'I WAS NOT GOING TO SING PEACOCK TO YOU GUYS!' Kurt shrieked. Everyone winced.

Santana walked in just as Kurt said the word 'Peacock.'

'Kurt? What's wrong?' Blaine's tinny voice asked the room. 'All I heard was 'peacock' and 'guy'…'

'Santana, why have you got my iPhone and talking to Blaine?' Kurt asked his voice low and threatening.

'Wanky,' Santana murmured under her breath.

'Santana found your phone.' Blaine explained. 'Now, why are you singing 'Peacock' to New Directions without me?'

'Oh Gaga.' Kurt said, throwing his head back.

'Katy Perry is better than Gaga.' Blaine said, his voice worried.

'I wanna take a ride on your disco stick,' Kurt shot at Blaine.

'I wanna see your peacock.' Blaine countered.

'I'm really turned on right now.' Brittany said.

So, that's that chapter! Please tell me which chapter you want to see nexy- it'll be helpful.

Also, tell me about my new story idea!