Anime: Alright! New chapter of TJB!
Kana: Who's today?
Anime: Secret~! ; )
Rebekah: You're not telling us this time?
Anime: I chose this one by random so there's no proof this time.
Rebekah: But still.
Kana: Anime doesn't own Super Smash Brothers but she does own the two of us.
Anime: Oh, and bad news. School finally started at my place so less updates.
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"SOOO HOOOT," Kana said. It was Sunday and the Smashers were just chilling at the mansion. It was in the middle of June but Mother Nature decided to make it hotter than it should be so everyone were fanning themselves, eating ice cream, or standing next to the air conditioner.
"We have to go somewhere. Maybe another dimension that has rain right now," Young suggested. Rebekah and Kana turned to him.
"We can do that," they asked.
"Yeah, you didn't know," Yuri asked from his position in front of the air conditioner.
"Hm, I should abuse that sometime," Kana muttered, rubbing her chin.
"What kind of dimensions are there," Rebekah asked.
"There's pretty much a dimension for anything fictional," Raphael answered while still eating his ice cream.
"Even fanfics," Kana questioned with surprise in her voice.
"Even fanfics. Although those can be more scary than our adventures sometimes," Young answered.
"Why?"
"I can answer that," Kana said. "One word. Yaoi."
Everyone in the room shuddered, even ROB. Although Kirby never learned what yaoi is about.
"C-correct," ROB said.
"GOD! That stuff is gross. Do you know what kind of pairings there are? I feel sorry for the Fire Emblem guys the most. Although it is fun to make fun of them for that," Young said remembering all the times they teased the F.E. guys. But while he was busy in his thoughts a sharpened pencil was thrown at his head.
"SHUT UP," Marth yelled.
"Hehe, why don't you shut up? We've heard you and Ike-"
Young got tackled by Marth and they started to fight.
"What did Ike and Marth do," Kirby asked innocently.
". . . you . . . don't . . . want to know," Raphael said.
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Well, after that little incident got straightened out they got back to their original positions.
"Qweee," Kana said.
"What was that noise you created," ROB asked.
"That's a random noise I make when I don't know what to say," Kana answered.
"I understand."
"When are we going to find another Smasher," Kirby wondered.
"I don't know. It may be weeks from now but be patient," Pit responded.
Master Hand rushed through the door and yelled, "I HAVE FOUND THE NEXT SMASHER!"
"Wow! Waiting does pay off," Kirby said excited.
"Which Smasher did you find, Master Hand," Yuri inquired.
"I have found Lucario at . . ."
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The strange animal on the mountain sneezed. He was meditating. He had always taken a liking to meditating since . . . well, since.
As far as the wolf-like creature knew he had just appeared in this world. He started his life by just opening his eyes with some common knowledge. He knew a way to speak as well! He always knew how to do things but he never learned from someone. He had always been . . . there.
He had always taken a liking to certain things even though he has never really tried it before. For, example ever since he woke up he always liked chocolate even though he didn't even know what it taste like until he found a piece. He had a habit of meditating but he didn't even try it in the first place. It seemed like he had amnesia but he didn't.
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"I don't wanna go to Mt. Kilamanjaro," Kana and Pit whined. Turns out, that Lucario is meditating in a mountain in Canada and one of the biggest mountains in the world, in fact. Everyone was already dressed except the two who are whining.
"Oh, and why not," Rebekah asked.
"I have wings. I'm pretty much gonna be like a bird in that place. Get the picture," Pit answered. Rebekah can understand that.
"I'm the Judgebender of Fire! I feel so out of place in such an area. Plus, I cannot stand the cold," Kana said.
"Alright anyone else going to say no," Rebekah questioned. No one said a thing. "Good. Now let's get Lucario."
Pit made a portal and said, "Good luck, popsicles."
Everyone went through the portal.
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"Woah! How cold is this place," Rebekah wondered as she walked through the portal.
"I don't know but it will get colder when we get higher," Marth said.
"Whah! It's pretty cold here," Kirby said.
"Temperature is . . . 49 degrees Fahrenheit," ROB answered Rebekah's question.
"So we're going to climb this mountain for hours," Rebekah asked.
"Basically," Young said. Rebekah sighed.
They had started the climb. They were lucky to go through the first hour with no slip-ups but the second hour, eh . . . not so much.
"Wha!" Kirby had fallen but lucky the little guy can float.
"Gah," Rebekah yelled as she tripped in some snow. Face plant style. "Ow."
"Are you okay," Marth asked. "Whoah!"
The snow that Rebekah fell into revealed the entrance to a deep cavern. It seemed to be a safe place for them to take a break.
"Hey! I found a place where we could take a break," Yuri yelled as he stepped in to examine the cave.
"Ah-ah-," Young said starting to sneeze but then he recovered. But then the sneeze started to come back. "AHCHOO!"
There was an echo that went through the whole mountain. It started to cause an avalanche. Rebekah and Yuri started to hear the roar of the snow. They had rushed to the entrance but they were too late. The entrance had been blocked with great amounts of snow. They had no choice but to stay where they are and wait for something to get them out.
It was a while before they got a reaction but at the other side of the snow they heard Kirby yell, "ARE YOU TWO OKAY!"
"YEAH! WE'LL BE OKAY! YOU HAVE TO GO ON WITHOUT US," Yuri yelled to the others through the thick wall of snow.
"OKAY BUT WE'LL BE BACK WHEN WE GET LUCARIO," Young yelled back with his voice muffled.
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"OKAY BUT WE'LL BE BACK WHEN WE GET LUCARIO," Young yelled.
"We aren't going to help them," Kirby asked.
"No but honestly I don't want to. Hopefully those two will find a way out," Young said.
"It is recommended that we continue on our trek," ROB said.
"Yeah. Come on," Jaku replied.
The three went back to their tedious climb up the mountain. They had proceeded with caution and not one of them tried to make conversation. While . . .
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"W-when do you think they'll come back," Rebekah said shivering wither hands at her sides. They had been here ten minutes and it was already cold as ice.
"Who kn-knows but hopefully, soon," Yuri replied.
"Key Word: Hopefully."
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They had continued on the trek with only a few small slip-ups.
"Are we there yet," Kirby whined.
"I have no idea," Jaku said breathless. With each step they took the less air they had to breathe. ROB was so lucky.
The trip was tiring and stressful, at least to Jaku. If Kirby and ROB fell they would be okay but if Jaku fell he'd probably break his spine. He wished that if he did fall Kirby or ROB will save him.
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"GO!" Oh, yeah, Pit and Kana are having an argument because Pit said that Kana should go to help Yuri and Rebekah out but Kana plain out refuses each time.
"NO! I don't care if she's my best friend I am not going to go to Chillville over there! Iain't going to be their stupid campfire," Kana argued.
"You should!" OH MY GOD! How long will those two argue? Let's go to someone else.
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"I-it's getting really c-cold in here," Marth shivered.
"How will w-we get even a l-little warmer," Rebekah asked.
"I-I know o-ne way b-but . . .," Marth said with his hair covering his eyes.
"W-what?"
"I-I guess we can cuddle up together for warmth," Marth answered blushing.
Rebekah blushed too. "I-I suppose," Rebekah shivered, or so Marth thought. She really stuttered.
They walked towards each other and sat down very close to each other. The two were both blushing at such close contact. They knew they had to be closer but they hesitated in such embarrassment. They got even closer. The two were blushing like crazy.
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"We're almost there," Jaku said. He grabbed onto the last ledge. Young had pulled himself up to find Lucario facing him in a battle stance.
"Who are you," Lucario asked with his telepathy.
"Shoot! I forgot about his aura stuff." Young started, "Don't hurt me! I don't mean any harm! I'm Jaku."
Lucario loosened his battle stance. It's looser but it's still there. "Why are you here, Jaku?"
"Um, I'm here to tell you that you are Lucario, the Aura Pokemon," Young said taking the chance to tell Lucario. Usual headache and then the reassurance like almost every other time.
"I remember. But may I ask why four of you are missing," Lucario said.
"Pit and the Judgebender of Fire refused to go while Marth and the Judgebender of Water are trapped," ROB answered.
"Oh no! We should get to them shouldn't we," Kirby exclaimed. They realized this and started sliding or jumping down the mountain.
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"Help," Rebekah muttered. The two were hugging each other desperate for warmth. The two were still blushing though.
"W-when w-w-will those g-guys get b-back," Yuri said.
"Yoshya!" Light entered the room and the two's heads turned. They saw Kana with Pit behind her. Above her palm was fire and around her was melted ice.
"THANK YOU," the two said scrambling out of the cavern.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah but what were you two doing in there," Kana asked with a mischievous smile and an evil glint in her eye. The two blushed furiously.
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Young and co. had gotten to where Marth and Rebekah were trapped. They came there to find Kana teasing Marth and Rebekah while Pit was chuckling.
"You guys are blushing. What happened? Huh, huh," Kana teased.
"N-NOTHING," Rebekah and Yuri yelled.
"Are you sure?"
"YES!"
"Hehehe, okay~."
"Hey guys! We're back! Why are you two here," Kirby asked.
"Well . . .," Raphael and Kana started.
-Flashback-
"You're going to go now, right," Raphael asked. Kana finally said okay.
"Yes, I gave you my word," Kana said. She walked through but . . .
"But you never said that I can't drag you along," Kana said with her hand on Raphael's collar.
-End of Flashback-
"I should have known," Rebekah said.
"Yeah, now let's go home now," Kana said with her fist in the air. Raphael made a portal and everyone went through.
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"YAY! We're back," Kirby said.
"GOD! Now I'm hot," Rebekah said starting to take off her jacket like everyone else.
"Yeesh! We better change," Raphael said. They all went to their rooms except Lucario, ROB, and Kirby.
"Hello Lucario," Master Hand said. " I have a little surprise outside."
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Everyone returned to the living floor but didn't see Kirby, Lucario, and ROB.
"Where are they," Jaku asked. Then they heard sprinkling outside. They opened the door and saw that Kirby playing in the yard with a water sprinkler that Master Hand set up. ROB wasn't there for obvious reasons and Lucario was just standing there.
"Whoah," Yuri said. Everyone else had gone into the water.
Rebekah and Yuri then noticed Lucario.
"C'mon Lucario! It feels great you should try," Rebekah persuaded.
". . ."
"You have to try Lucario," Marth said.
"Well, I suppose," Lucario said walking over.
"How do you feel," Raphael asked.
"This is pleasant."
They had fun but then . . .
*SPLASH*
A bucket of water was thrown at Kana. She noticed Pit, Kirby, Yuri and Young with buckets.
"OH, IT IS ON NOW," Kana said she got a cup full of water and threw it at the two.
"Awright! Boys vs. Girls," Rebekah yelled.
There was a huge water fight. Two girls vs. Four guys. Master Hand, Lucario, ROB were just watching. Since Rebekah was the Judgebender of Water they won hands down. Speaking of hands . . .
"Where's Crazy," Jaku asked.
. . .
"YO YO YO PEOPLEZ! WHERES YOU BEEN," Crazy said coming through the door. He had been in the sugar cabinet while everyone else wasn't paying attention.
"RUN!"
They ran for a while until Lucario knocked the Hand out by doing that pressure point thing.
"Dude, you have got to teach me that," Kana said.
Everyone then noticed it was evening already so they went into the mansion to get ready for bed.
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Anime: YES! It is finally done.
Kana: It took you two days this time.
Anime: Sorry but school had just started for me.
Rebekah: Okay, okay. R&R people!