{Yeah, yeah I know my last few chapters weren't that great. Hopefully this will make up for most of them.
I'll mention the main pairings again.
Kristanna (squeals)
Hiccstrid
New Dream
Gerdai
Rainbow Snowcone
Iceburns (Hans isn't bad in this fanfic!)
Snether
Fishnut
Johnavis
Merida (?)
Like I have said in my eariler Author's Note, I have warned you that this fanfic has Rainbow Snowcone so if you don't like that pairing then I suggest you stop reading right this moment.
Megera (guest): No sorry. There are plenty of amazing Jelsa fanfics though! (read Julia Rider's Jelsa fanfic. It's amazing!) .}
School. Hate it.
Kristoff walked through the lockers.
His locker was right next to this chic called Mulan.
She hung out with Astrid and her little groupie.
Kristoff could hear them gossiping and doing all girly stuff.
"That Heather girl is such a bitch," Astrid was saying.
"Yeah I know. She should learn to stop stalking people and man up," Merida said.
"Well she hangs out with Yasmine, Sadira and Saleen so I'm not that surprised," replied Astrid.
"I hate those kinda clique girls," muttered Merida.
Ok. Maybe not that much girly things.
"Apparently she doesn't like Hiccup anymore. She likes Jack now," added Mulan.
"Really?" asked Astrid.
I could have sworn she looked really happy.
Kristoff tried to duck his head down and make it look like he wasn't listening.
"Well that's good news for you I guess," said Mulan.
Astrid blushed.
"An-Oh hey Kristoff!" exclaimed Merida.
"Hi..." mumbled Kristoff.
"Did you hear anything what we just said?" demanded Mulan.
Kristoff shook his head and ran out into the courtyard.
He meet up with Flynn and talked regular guy stuff.
NOT gossiping though!
Jeez. I hate girls who gossip a lot.
Just then Anna and Rapunzel ran over to where Kristoff and Flynn were.
"Hi-Kristoff-guess-what-happened-on-Saturday-you'll-never-guess-what-happened-I-got-a-date-with-a-super-sexy-guy-kidding-I-actually-got-my-hair-done-see-look-isn't-it-amazing-I-went-with-Rapunzel-and-we-also-saw-Tooth-and-Jack-and-two-other-girls-there-they-said-hi-to-us-they-were-so-cute-so-do-you-like-our-hair?!" exclaimed Anna as she let out a gasp of air.
"What was that?" whispered Kristoff.
"I think I understood about every fifth word she just said," whispered Flynn.
"That's better then what I was doing," muttered Kristoff.
"So Rapunzel and I got our hair done! See!" squealed Anna, showing Kristoff her dip-dyed silver hair at the edge and had let her hair down just for the occasion. Her strawberry-blonde hair was blended into the silvery-white streaks.
Rapunzel had shoulder length pixie-styled brunette hair with a couple of wavy layers at the sides.
"Your hair looks...nice," mumbled Kristoff.
"Only nice! Hmph. Even Fishlegs could probably explain better than you could," huffed Anna and with that Anna and Rapunzel walked off.
"Umm. What just happened there?" asked Kristoff.
"Dunno. They're complicated," said Flynn.
"You're right. Girls are complicated," replied Kristoff.
"Yeah. One minute they're 'Oh you're so amazing' next minute they're like 'Eww I hate you so much'!" Flynn complained.
"They're bitchy," said Kristoff.
"And bossy," added Flynn.
"And weird,"
"And emotional,"
"And strange,"
"And has a lot of mood swings,"
"And man they need to chill," said Kristoff.
Flynn just glanced at a couple of girls, wistfuly.
"You really need to ask Rapunzel out," smirked Kristoff.
"Shut-up Anna!" yelled Flynn.
Rrrriiiinnngggg!
Flynn and Kristoff raced each other to class, which happened to be Astronomy with Mr Doppler.
Great. We have a hyper-active teacher next who is convinced that life on other planets are possible.
Kristoff and Flynn sat at the back row, behind Tuffnut and Snotlout.
"Ahem. Class we shall begin begin on Astronomy today," announced Mr Doppler.
"Gee. How exciting," muttered Kristoff.
"But also we will be researching on...stars," said Mr Doppler.
Silence.
Stars. Interesting. A big ball of gas burning miles and miles away. How fantasying.
"Also each of your groups of six will get particular star constellation that you must study for a group project! How does that sound? Yay! Whoop! Whoop! Go Delbert! Go Delbert! Go Delbert!" exclaimed Mr Doppler.
Blink, blink, went the eyes of the students staring back at him.
"Ahem. You must get into mixed groups so no Girly Gossip groups and no Bad Boys groups. So at least three of the people must be boys and three people must be girls. No go on what are you waiting for," said Mr Doppler.
Everyone chattered among themselves as they tried to get into mixed groups of six.
Kristoff, Flynn and Jack all went with Anna, Rapunzel and Tooth.
Astrid had Merida, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, Fishlegs and Snotlout.
Mavis had Johnny, Gerda, Kai, Hiccup and Heather.
"Ah, ah, ah. I'm going to change these groups a little. It seems to me that this class has a bit of a clique problem. Alright Group 1.
Flynn
Rapunzel
Snotlout
Heather
Hiccup
Astrid
Group 2.
Anna
Kristoff
Ruffnut
Tuffnut
Merida
Fishlegs
Group 3.
Gerda
Kai
Mavis
Johnny
Tooth
Jack
There we go! All done!" exclaimed Mr Doppler.
Everyone groaned.
Great. We're with two weird twin psychos that never work or pay attention at class.
Anna looked pretty much glum.
"Great," said Kristoff.
At least I'm with Anna.
"Hello my fellow idiots," greeted Tuffnut, smirking.
Ruffnut whacked his head with a book.
Tuffnut kicked Ruffut's shin.
Ruffnut tackled Tuffnut and started pulling Tuffnut's long dreadlocks.
Tuffnut slapped Ruffnut's face.
"Oi! Yer two, cut it out!" yelled Merida, splitting them apart, slapping them both.
Yup. This is gonna be a loooong Astronomy class.
Fishlegs walked in muttering nervously.
"Nebula...Mars...567 light years away...Callistro...Moon...Dwarf planet...Jupiter..." mumbled Fishlegs.
Anna and Kristoff exchanged glances.
Mr Doppler handed a piece of paper to each of the groups.
Kristoff picked up the piece of paper.
[Canis Major.]
WTF is this?
"I'm guessing it's got something to do with dogs," guessed Anna.
"Well it must be a big dog because it has major in it," said Tuffnut.
"Interesting. A big dog in the sky," Kristoff said sarcastically.
"Oh. Is it a bitch?" asked Ruffnut.
Now it was Tuffnut's turn to whack Ruffnut's head.
"No. According to the ancient mythologies, these constellations are heroes who have died in the past and are now watching over and protecting us," exclaimed Merida, flicking through an astronomy book.
"Gee. A bunch of dead guys watching over us? Pffftttt! That is the most stupidest idea you've ever said!" snickered Tuffnut.
"It says right here yer idiot!" Merida yelled, shoving the astronomy book at Tuffnut's face.
"Ok! Ok! I get it! Can you take the book off my face now?" asked Tuffnut.
Merida ripped it right off his face and shoved it to Fishlegs.
"Owww! My dick hurts! I am hurt! I am very hurt!" yelled Tuffnut as Ruffnut kicked his private place.
"Uh...ok. That would have been really nice to know," said Kristoff.
"Riiiigggghhhttty-o," added Anna.
"Ok everyone. We need to research so did anyone bring their laptop, i-pad or tablet?" asked Kristoff.
Fishlegs held out his tablet.
Kristoff turned it on and searched up Canis Major.
"Ok Fishlegs note this down. Canis Major is one of the 88 modern constellations and was included in the 2nd centaury astronomer Ptolemy's 48 constellations. It's name is Latin for 'greater dog' and is commonly represented as one of the dogs following Orion the hunter.
Canis Major also happens to have the brightest star in the entire sky and it's name is Sirius," explained Kristoff
"Is this Roman and Greek mythology?" asked Anna.
"Apparently yes," replied Kristoff.
"I love mythologies. My mother always told me stories about our Scottish ancestors and how they lived in those times," said Merida.
"Here we go again," muttered Tuffnut, rolling his eyes.
Merida just pushed Tuffnut off his seat.
"Once upon a time," started Merida.
"Does it always have to start off with 'once upon a time'?" asked Ruffnut.
"Yes it does. Anyway, once uopn a time, there was a Scottish princess who lived with her mother a graceful and regal queen who loved stitching with the tapestry made for their family, her father a tough warrior and a bear hunter and her three little brothers who were little tricksters also known as little devils. This princess was a free and wild princess. Not one of those proxy little dainty ones. She loved adventures, loved going outdoors and especially loved archery with her horse. However her mother had prepared three suitors for her to marry and compete for her hand in marriage in archery. The princess was shocked when she found out this announcement and tried to talk her mother out of it but her mother insisted that it would be fine.
The day came when the three suitors came to their kingdom to compete.
The first suitor missed.
The second suitor missed but almost hit the target.
But the third suitor got bulls-eye.
Unfortunately the princess couldn't take all of this anymore. So she decided to compete for her own freedom. She managed to get bulls-eye in every single target. The princess managed to win her own freedom but her mother was furious. Then the princess cut the bond between her mother and the princess in the tapestry and fled from the kingdom with her horse.
She came across blue wisps.
Now there was an old saying that these wisps could lead you to your own fate.
So she decided to follow them..." Merida carried on.
Few minutes later...
"...and they lived happily ever after," finished Merida.
Tuffnut yawned.
Fishlegs was snoring on the table.
"Well that was an interesting tale," said Anna,
"But I prefer the Hans Christian Andersen tale, The Snow Queen."
"I don't like boring babyish 'once upon a time' stories," complained Tuffnut.
"Me neither," added Ruffnut.
"Tale...upon...Mermaid...story...legend...Andersen...old...folk...end..." mumbled Fishlegs in his sleep.
Anna, Kristoff and Merida groaned.
Fishlegs suddenly stood up
"The-remix-code-went-through-the-flashdrive! It didn't pass check!" exclaimed Fishlegs before snoring on the desk.
"Look guys we need to take this seriously!" exclaimed Kristoff.
"Yeah! AND WAKE UP FISHLEGS!" yelled Anna.
Fishlegs jolted up.
"Yes sir! My trust go towards you sir!" yelled Fishlegs.
Kristoff groaned.
"Will you guys just listen for a minute?" asked Kristoff looking exasperated.
"Sorry. Did you say something?" asked Tuffnut, turning around.
I quit.
"That's it. I give up," muttered Kristoff, putting his head on the desk.
Anna looked at Kristoff.
"EVERYONE! LISTEN TO ME! NOW! WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT, WE NEED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY WITHOUT ANY SNARKY COMMENTS, TUFFNUT AND RUFFNUT!" ordered Anna, slamming her fist on the table.
Every single person's head spun towards her.
"That's better," said Anna, approvingly.
Kristoff looked at Anna with pride.
"Don't worry Kristoff. I've got this all under control," whispered Anna.
"Good leadership skills Anna," said Mr Doppler standing up.
Anna beamed at him.
"Thanks Mr Doppler!" exclaimed Anna.
Mr Doppler gave a thumbs-up and sat down.
"Now as I was saying, we need to research this Canis Major and find out facts and details about this particular constellation. We also need to find the mythology side of how they named it Canis Major," explained Anna.
"Yes Mrs Feisty-pants," muttered Ruffnut.
Anna glared at Ruffut.
The whole class was still silent after Anna's rage at Tuffnut and Ruffnut.
Rriiinnnggg!
"You may be dismissed,"