Ok, last chapter did very well! I really love you guys. Best. Fans. EVER. I totally mean that. Anyway, I know last chapter was a little confusing, but that is the only way I can explain it, for the plot! Sorry, about that. Actually, I'm not sorry and I will not say sorry anymore since this is my story...That was pretty rude, sorry people! That is something I should apologize for. Previously, so there IS a Cad Enshrined and he IS a real person.

Disclaimer: Pig, Fly! Ok, fine! Don't fly! Until I get this pig to fly, I don't own iCarly!

(Sam's POV)

Cad Enshrined? But, I thought Cad was Dan Schneider. What the hell is going on? Benson was trying to pull loose from the ropes, as was I.

"You're wrong. Cad Enshrined is Dan Schneider," the nub spoke with a growl.

"Nope. There is a Cad Enshrined. He is a real person. A person who is trying to ruin your lives, by putting your lives on the T.V. There is a Cad Enshrined and I am him."

I heard the nub talking about 'correct grammar' and 'he.' I took his hand and gave it a firm squeeze to let him know that he better shut up before I knock him senseless. I had no idea how I would do it, but I could do it somehow. He let go of my hand almost immediately. What the chiz? He was the one to grab my hand in the first place. I mean, good he let go of my hand! I don't want to hold hands with a nub! Gross! *Ahem*.

I decided to drop this, "Why? What do you have against us?"

He chuckled, "Well, a long time ago,"

I sighed, "Is this going to take very long?"

"Sam!"

"Well, I am just wondering!"

The man sighed, "Anyway, a long time ago, I was dating your mother, Sam."

Oh, great. Not another one of these. I already heard enough from my mom. I don't need to hear anymore. I was about to interrupt him again, until Freddork grabbed my hand. Was he reading my mind? Had the nub known I was about to say something? All that didn't matter, since I kept quiet.

'Cad' continued, "She was quite a woman, Sam. Never met anyone like her, that is why I proposed to her."

My mouth dropped. It wasn't that I was upset, it was that I couldn't believe that! Knowing my mom, I tried to keep my laughing to a minimum.

He started to snarl, "She laughed in my face, she didn't let me down easily. That is why I hated her for what she did to me. She ruined my entire life! So, I thought I should ruin hers!"

I rolled my eyes, " Sorry to burst your bubble pal, but my mom doesn't really-"

he interrupted me, "Have a life? Yes, I figured that out." He started to pace around.

"But, what could be closer to that, then ruining her daughter's life? As well, as her two best friends?"

Ok, this guy was crazy! Does he even know me? I am a naturally vicious girl! He did this all to get back at my mom?

The nub was probably as confused as ever.

"So, you did all this just to get back at Sam's mom? Are you insane?"

Cad chuckled, "I was mad, real mad, no one dumps Cad Enshrined like that!"

I chuckled and then the nub started to.

Enshrined sighed, "Well, that's the story, and thats how I have to ruin your lives."

"How did you do this?"

"Hidden cameras, hidden microphones, undercover teens, you know, the usual."

He sounded proud. How I would love to punch this guy.

"What have you done with Carly and Spencer?" I was surprised at this, what happened to them?

"They got away," Enshrined seemed annoyed, "Don't worry, we're looking for them. I've got to go. I'm starving. I need to check on my tater tots."

My eyes grew large. I heard several people going up the stairs and then a door locking.

"Bring me some when you get back!" I hoped they would hear me. I'm starving.

"Sam, I don't think they heard you-"

"Don't make me kill you." Oh shit! I just realized he was still holding my hand! I let go.

He sighed, "You would never kill me, Sam. We need to focus on getting out of here!"

I had to agree, "First let's try to get these blindfolds off."

We rubbed the backs of or heads against one another and finally the blind folds came undone. Next to us we saw someone else, only he was tied to a chair and his mouth was taped shut. I gasped ad looked to Fredward.

"What the chiz is going on?"

This was a SUPER hard chapter. Because I had to figure out what this guy had against them! Did you like it? This was tough, so spare my feelings! I'm just joking! I can take criticism. Oh, and I have been trying out for a part in the school play, I've been reading the script ahead of time, so I am ready for the audition! Anyway, review or this story has died, like Spencer's fish...*cries*.