-12 chappies ago, I made a mistake on my disclaimer
It was supposed to be:
Disclaimer: Own I Naruto Not. Figure it out.
LET'S CONTINUE!
"You have got to be kidding me." Ino said, wide eyed. "How can I even kiss you?!"
Tobi turned to her and opened a little doop on his mask. Itachi looked shocked. "Huh." He said.
"How do you think Tobi eats?!" Tobi questioned.
"Um. TAKING OFF YOUR MASK?" Naruto replied.
"It's kinda glued to Tobi's head..."
"...HN."
"Shut up Sasuke." Sakura growled.
"HN."
"HN." Sakura sassed back.
"HN!"
"HN!"
"NH."
"NH."
"NH!"
"NH!"
"...HN."
"...HN."
"GUYS! STOP FIGHTING!" Tenten yelled.
"LOUD!" Neji yelled.
"THANK YOU!"
"YOUR WELC- WAIT! NO!"
"HA! ALREADY SAID IT!"
"SERIOUSLY! SHUT UP!" Ino yelled. "...I want to get this over with." Ino leaned into Tobi and kissed him.
Unfortunately, Tobi's mask shut and there lips were stuck.
"Mmmm! MMMMMMMMMMM!" Ino 'mmmm'ed. Tobi held up a sign that said: 'Tobi's kinda liking this...'. Everyone, except for Sasuke and Sakura, who were still in an 'hn' fight and Neji and Tenten, who were yelling at each other.
"One…two..THREE!" Naruto yelled.
Let's turn the light off so we can only hear the sounds….
"HN!"
"HN!"
"HN!"
"HN!"
"NO SURNAME!"
"YOU ALREADY SAID THAT!"
"…..HN."
"HA! I WI-"
"NO CLAN!"
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!"
"SHUT UP SHINO!"
"I'VE GOT A SAUSAGE! A BONNY BONNY SAUSAGE AND I PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR MY TEA!"
"WHAT THE F ZABUZA?! WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?!"
"I was here the whole time. In the boiler room."
"ZABUZA! There you are!"
"Haku! I told you to stay in the boiler room!"
SPRAY!
"…T.T…"
"NICE WORK ZABUZA! YOU MADE HIM CRY!"
"Naruto, that's a boy?!"
"Yup!"
"…T.T…why does everybody think that?"
"HEY! YOU'RE THE USELESS GIRL!"
"GRR!"
SMACK!
"Sakura! Don't hit Inari!
BANG!
"AHH!"
CRASH!
BUZZ!
"This is the captain speaking. We have crashed on an unkown island. Bye."
"..oh great!"
Well, let's turn the lights back on…
CLICK!
…WTF?!
Zabuza was sitting on Haku who was squished between Shino and Tobi who was eating ribs with Sasori who danced like it was 1999 with Itachi who got drunk and claimed they were madly in love with Zetzu who was freaked out and hid behind Hinata who pat there head, said it would be okay and told Sakura the gossip who laughed their ass off and posted it on their Myspace which was read Kurenai by who was wondering why they had a computer in the first place and asked Sasuke who said they don't know and was hit by Naruto for no apparent reason.
On the other side of the deck, Ino was making out with the wall and freaked out Lee and Shizune who needed serious therapy and went to Kisame for some but found out they're not a doctor so they revolted with Deidara and Hidan who threw Kiba onto the bottom deck but lucky they landed on Neji .
Away from all of this, Shikamaru was watching all the chaos as Gai and Choji had a slappy fight which was watched by Tenten who wanted to play winner as Kakashi and Inari beat boxed.
What crack!
"WOO! GO GO!"
"Huh?" Everyone looked out off the deck.
"Hey guys! Wazzap?"
"Hn."
"Shut up! Treat you're siblings with respect!"
"HN."
Yup. It's the Sand Sibs.
This chappie brought to you by the wonderful pieces of paper my sister cut up and wrote everyones name on. I wrote the paragraph with no names at first with all the actions then picked the names and wrote them in the blank spaces.
Sweet, huh?
R&R please!
-Chibi Shino